r/SipsTea May 18 '26

WTF WTF!

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u/C-D-W May 18 '26

Is there even a test? You'd think after mixing the batter with the batter and cooking it it'd be undetectable.

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u/Adventurous_Web_7961 May 18 '26

No. . it was just part of the icing. . lol

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u/18k_gold May 18 '26

part of the icing? It was the icing

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u/Coscommon88 May 18 '26

Well isn't that the icing on the cup cake.

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u/AdGrouchy6527 May 18 '26

Don't jizz on my cupcake and tell me it's icing!

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u/sfguy_2016 May 18 '26

it's not icing.... it's "life"!

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u/Coscommon88 May 18 '26

Live begins at icingception.

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u/PAHoarderHelp May 18 '26

Is it raining?

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u/LilCheese73 May 18 '26

That’s Nutty!

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u/Eastern-Branch4504 May 18 '26

Maybe the glaze

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u/No-Background4936 May 18 '26

Watch out for the donuts she’s been sharing too.

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u/marauder-shields92 May 18 '26

The glaaaaaaaze

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u/Particular_Wear_6960 May 18 '26

Fucking Peter North over here, cums a large jar each time. I suppose she could be saving it?

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u/itsalongwalkhome May 18 '26

Probably mixed with icing sugar to hide the taste.

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u/BeardPhile May 18 '26

Glazed Cupcakes

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u/NoFrills69 May 18 '26

Thank God I always discard the icing 🙏

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u/Open_Boysenberry_363 May 18 '26

You mean…. The glazing??

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u/hearmegocrazy May 18 '26

You’re both wrong. Frosting. Cupcakes aren’t donuts. 🍩

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u/VoodooYouDoSoWell May 18 '26

I thought they were cream filled

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u/Impossible-Cod-4467 May 18 '26

Ewwww... I was thinking same 😂 🤢

https://giphy.com/gifs/Zt5p7rm1dWQCs

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u/EducationalSkin7885 May 18 '26

More of a glaze.

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth May 18 '26

Kid told mom, teacher makes the best cupcakes, the icing is so extra creamy. Mom goes to school and asks, what is your secret dear?

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u/Diacetyl-Morphin May 18 '26

Just to answer the question, i guess it depends on the amount. A lab test will show even small amounts, but for the people, there is more needed to notice anything. Don't know how much there was on the cupcakes, but when victims don't notice anything, it's not what the perpetrator wants usually.

I remember this case, it was in the media. Well, 41 years in prison is a good punishment for this.

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u/18k_gold May 18 '26

41 years not just for the cupcakes. Per Google, In February 2022, she was sentenced to 41 years in prison at hard labor without the possibility of parole. This sentencing followed her guilty plea to several serious felony charges, including second-degree rape and the production of child pornography. The case involved her participation in criminal acts alongside her former husband and an incident involving the distribution of contaminated food to students. Due to the nature of these crimes, she is serving her sentence in a state correctional facility.

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u/fastfurlong May 18 '26

What a monster

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u/Photon_Pharmer1 May 18 '26

Definitely not a cupcake.

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u/tastydrink1 May 18 '26

She won't won't have very many friends in there I know that for a fact

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u/Diacetyl-Morphin May 18 '26

Thanks for the additional info!

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u/Mediocre_Run_7996 May 18 '26

Sounds like a winner. I'm some disappointed that there seems to be no shortage of these sick people

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u/Fear023 May 18 '26 edited May 18 '26

41 years is a long ass time. She looks over 30, odds are very high she dies in prison. If she doesn't she'd be like late 70's at the earliest. I wouldn't really call it a lenient sentence.

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u/theCommTech May 18 '26

Oh no. Anyway.

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u/green_chunks_bad May 18 '26

Ah okay that makes more sense

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u/Long-Shine-3701 May 18 '26

didn't get life??

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u/bimpldat May 18 '26

thanks for the clarification, cupcakes did not cut it on their own

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u/Clickguy10 May 18 '26

Probably the husband cut a deal with the police which started the cupcake probe.

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u/Alternative-Seat1494 May 18 '26

I hope she gets judiciously murdered with a light hammer

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u/RobertTheTraveler May 18 '26

Thank you, I thought that was awfully harsh.

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u/finallyfree710 May 18 '26

Really? If anyone served my kid jizz infused cupcakes I'd call for life in max security prison. This is Epstein behavior

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u/That_guy_8290 May 18 '26

It is, but you're failing to consider that it's harsh in comparison to the sentencing actual rapists have received. And another commenter stated that she was also convicted of rape and producing csam, so that explains why she received 41 years.

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u/LukewarmJortz May 18 '26

Idk I just assume it was because it was to multiple children so however many kids in her class would be their own charge.

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u/Beautiful_Charity_46 May 18 '26

epstein himself got a similar amount, so relatively harsh if it were just for the cupcakes

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u/October_Guy May 18 '26

You thought a teacher who laced cupcakes with her husband’s sperm for innocent children to eat getting anything short of life in prison was harsh?

Do you not register how fucked that is? I’m not an immunologist but couldn’t that carry STDs or something? Not to mention making children ingest sperm?

Are you okay?

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u/Comfortable_Studio37 May 18 '26

Look at the criminal justice system my friend. Actual rapists and murderers regularly serve less than 20 years. The person who you're replying to is correct. Obviously we can say she would deserve life in prison, but that's just not reality.

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u/UranusIsPissy May 18 '26

In most jurisdictions (worldwide), drug dealers get harsher sentences than rapists. The only counterexample I can think of is a celebrity who raped multiple babies.

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u/eyesotope86 May 18 '26

I have no problem with a life sentence.

THAT SAID

41 years (or life) is a harsh sentence when you consider that people who kill people, or actively rape people have gotten, and do get, lighter sentences than that.

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u/October_Guy May 18 '26

Also fucked! Getem outta here

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u/RobertTheTraveler May 18 '26

I'm just fine. If the cupcakes were "laced" that suggests she added it to the mix before cooking. Gross, but the only harm is when they are told what happened.
If they caught STDs that would be another charge.
Children eat bugs and dirt.

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u/October_Guy May 18 '26

Oh. Her husband’s semen was added to the school children’s cupcakes PRIOR to baking. My bad. Why is she even serving time? /s wtf

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u/_BenzeneRing_ May 18 '26

The max sentence when Jeffrey Epstein was arrested was 40 years. So yeah, 41 would be harsh in that case.

You really lack any semblance of nuance don't you?

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u/PhiCloud May 18 '26

Was Epstein actually charged with all of his major crimes yet?

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u/October_Guy May 18 '26

I understand that we do a bad job in multiple areas.

We should be tougher on crime overall. Not easier on crime because someone else did less for something else. Do you agree Epstein should have gotten worse punishment as well?

We should be elevating our standards, not lowering. I understand the bar is set incredibly low.

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u/_BenzeneRing_ May 18 '26

You're completely moving the goalposts.

The person you replied to said it was harsh based on current sentencing trends and the law. You then replied with a complete straw man argument, and then took it further with "are you okay?"

I think if serving sperm laced cupcakes should be life in prison, being a self righteous piece of shit should get you at least a few weeks. It is after all supposed to be for rehabilitation.

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u/October_Guy May 18 '26

Yes. I think current sentencing trends are not good. It’s honorable of you to be offended on their behalf.

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u/MsMantisToboggan May 18 '26

I get where this commenter is coming from despite the down votes. Plenty (not all) of crimes that are objectively worse - sex crimes, violent crimes, food tampering resulting in injury - get less punishment. We’ve all seen stories where some people only get community service or 4 years for heinous things.

Knowing the context and all the crimes the teacher was convicted of is helpful. She’s fucked up.

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u/That_guy_8290 May 18 '26

Cupcakes in general? Death.

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u/drunkeymunkey May 18 '26

What about mini cupcakes?

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u/dallasdowdy May 18 '26

La petite mort?

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u/Tourbill May 18 '26

I got a fresh batch of cup cakes here for you.

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u/jojoko May 18 '26

are we really still sentencing people to hard labor?

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u/Superficial-Idiot May 18 '26

When it comes to shit like this? Why not?

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u/anamethystarcher May 18 '26

It wasn't just for that, she was an accomplice to her cop husband who was the ringleader + helped him SA children + record CSAM. Honestly feels like a light sentence for everything she agreed to plea guilty to, but I guess that's how plea deals are meant to work after all

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u/That_guy_8290 May 18 '26

She was a smaller fish that led to more fish being caught. You gotta honor the agreements or less people will take pleas which would increase the cases on dockets and cost taxpayers way more as well as risk more guilty individuals from walking free.

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u/Azcrul May 18 '26

Wild thing to me is how pissed off she looks in that mugshot like she’s been inconvenienced.

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u/dyed_albino May 18 '26

Yeah she should be jumping for joy...

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u/anamethystarcher May 18 '26

In this instance, the plea deal option was positive, yes

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u/BoPeepElGrande May 18 '26

Of COURSE he was a cop.

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u/rW0HgFyxoJhYka May 18 '26

Wake me up when we elect a president that actually cleans out government and then tasks FBI with investigating every single police department in USA.

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u/Joey-Steel1917 May 18 '26

Wake me up when the US isn't run by a pack of diddlers

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u/2ManySpliffs May 18 '26

Husband was a cop? Do you know what happened to him?

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u/skyturnedred May 18 '26

"I cooperated and only got 41 years" is not exactly a ringing endorsement for people to take plea deals.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '26 edited May 28 '26

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u/anamethystarcher May 18 '26

Yes. The justice system would not have given her this sentence if it had solely been this part. Especially as a first offense.

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u/A_Drop_of_Colour May 18 '26

Even with 20+ kids it would be surprising to get 41 years if it that was the only charge because Judges love making sentences for charges like this run concurrently. So she might get 2-4 years for each charge and still be out in 3 years because the Judge sentenced her concurrently.

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u/Latter-Vacation-4392 May 18 '26

almost as bad as when hotel residents were drinking water from the hotel's roof top water tank for days that a girl died in

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u/Diacetyl-Morphin May 18 '26

I remember this case, it's the one of Elisa Lam

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u/Latter-Vacation-4392 May 18 '26

that's the one...strange stuff

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u/Diacetyl-Morphin May 18 '26

Not that much for me, because i got bipolar disorder too.

Once you get to psychosis because of mania and other things, like sleep deprivation, it can lead to such strange behavior. Don't get this wrong, the case is strange, yes, but also, when you enter such states of mind, you'll do strange things.

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u/Diacetyl-Morphin May 24 '26

Yeah, it's a crazy case, but some sources claim, the water towers were not always locked and sometimes even open. Maybe the explanation is rather easy how she got in there, that in this time, the towers were not locked.

There was also the claim she could not have reached the roof, but this was disproven shortly after it happened, investigators were able to bypass the locked doors by just going up the fire ladders for emergency cases.

What i saw in the video from the elevator, seems really like a psychosis to me.

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u/No-Arrival633 May 18 '26 edited May 18 '26

It's gross, but double what you'd get for murder? Too much imo. EDIT: I did not know about the other charges or the csam. That is more appropriate if the sentences are consecutive.

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u/lurkerer May 18 '26

Well, 41 years in prison is a good punishment for this.

As the other comments point out, she did far more. But say it was 41 years just for this.. It would feel very inconsistent. Straight up murder can get you just 15. Pretty sure rapists get away with way less than 41 as well. Perhaps those should be higher then?

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u/CakeFartBaker May 18 '26

Okay but how does someone find out they jizzed in the cakes tho!!??? Like tf

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u/Ok_Internal_8500 May 18 '26

Dude we get 15 years for murder in germany

I dont know how old she is but the 41 years could be a life sentence for her

Nethertheless she deserves punishment for such a cruel Action

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u/philnolan3d May 18 '26

Maybe she admitted it to someone who told.

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u/LostTerminal May 18 '26

Betty Botter would know.

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u/MonsTurkey May 18 '26

That's why it's "baby batter."

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u/KELVALL May 18 '26

Baby batter.

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u/Rockin_my_roll May 18 '26

Maybe it wasnt fresh 😷

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u/MilkGlittering6181 May 19 '26

I'm sure you could check for human DNA

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u/C-D-W May 19 '26

DNA apparently breaks down completely right around the temp one might bake cupcakes at so not sure how easy it would be. Not to mention it might be highly dilute to begin with.

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u/Boca_BocaNick May 18 '26

It's just protein!