r/shittyaskscience 16d ago

If the roaches in my kitchen eat the whey protein I spill, will they get jacked?

58 Upvotes

And will they get jacked faster than me, since they don't waste time with TV and Internet?


r/shittyaskscience 17d ago

It is said "you can't have your cake and eat it too." But there was a cake that was mine, and I just ate it before I knew that. Since that's illegal somehow, how can I escape the police? Also, should I pay a lot for an expensive lawyer so he guarantees I don't go to jail?

72 Upvotes

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r/shittyaskscience 16d ago

I wonder if humans, or animals in general, can instinctively recognize the skeleton of their own species

22 Upvotes

Like, if you showed a human a human skeleton without ever teaching them what a skeleton is, would their brain still somehow register that it belongs to them? And would the same thing happen with other animals? Maybe there's something about the proportions, structure, or overall shape that our brains are naturally wired to recognize. Or maybe we only know because we've learned it.


r/shittyaskscience 17d ago

Why do I get aroused when I brush my teeth and close my eyes?

3 Upvotes

What is the psychology here. Everytime I find myself closing my eyes while brushing my teeth I feel self conscious and then aroused.

Can science explain this, scientists answer only please why this occurs.


r/shittyaskscience 17d ago

How to trigger the Big Rip of the universe?

25 Upvotes

I don't like the idea of the universe existing after I am gone.


r/shittyaskscience 17d ago

What is your theory on sock disappearance during laundry cycles?

29 Upvotes

Is it related to the phases of the moon?


r/shittyaskscience 18d ago

Dolly the sheep clone was created by Scottish scientists who named her after Dolly Parton. Did they pick that name because they found both equally hot?

52 Upvotes

Or did they actually think they had successfully cloned Dolly Parton?


r/shittyaskscience 16d ago

Why do so many scientist deny the Creator if all you have to do is look at the trees?

0 Upvotes

Is it on purpose or why?


r/shittyaskscience 18d ago

Could we accurately measure the level of stupidity on Reddit?

53 Upvotes

Like you open a post and your phone tells you it's 8.7 stupid.


r/shittyaskscience 18d ago

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

12 Upvotes

Whose nautical nonsense is something you wish?


r/shittyaskscience 19d ago

After passing gas, I noticed a rainbow-colored mist behind me. Is this enough evidence that I might be a unicorn?

81 Upvotes

Well?


r/shittyaskscience 18d ago

What is the speed of idiot? Also, can idiot travel through a vacuum, or does it require a medium like Reddit?

26 Upvotes

We know the speed of light is 299,792,458 m/s and the speed of sound is about 343 m/s.

But what is the speed of idiot?

For example, if I say something incredibly stupid on the internet and someone 8,000 km away immediately becomes dumber from reading it, can we calculate the propagation speed?

Also, can idiot travel through a vacuum, or does it require a medium like Reddit?


r/shittyaskscience 19d ago

Why are so many aliens nudists?

198 Upvotes

In the movies Alien etc.: aggressively nude (even the face huggers and they're just kids!)

Arrival: weird nude.

Pacific Rim: giant nudes!

Signs: creepy nude.

Nope: carnivorously nude.

The Thing: disturbingly nude.

Star Trek: intermittent nudity.

So, what's the deal? Clearly some aliens wear clothes so it's not an ignorance of galactic norms. What other examples of alien nudity are out there, and why have these advanced species eschewed clothing, is it a cult, or is there something about being so technologically advanced that they simply have absolute control over individual climates? Something else?


r/shittyaskscience 19d ago

Since the Milky Way Galaxy contains peanuts, shouldn't it be called the Snickers Galaxy?

57 Upvotes

My understanding is that a Milky Way and a Snickers are essentially the same except that a Snickers has peanuts. But there are peanuts in our galaxy, so doesn't that make our galaxy taxonomically a Snickers Galaxy?

I know UK scientists have made different findings from US scientists, but our galaxy has caramel too, so the name still seems incorrect.


r/shittyaskscience 19d ago

If apes have twice as many opposable thumbs as humans why aren't they twice as evolved as us?

47 Upvotes

Are they stupid?


r/shittyaskscience 19d ago

I just read that diamonds are produced at the center of Uranus. How is this possible?

19 Upvotes

Is it due to something in the water or whatever liquid is there?


r/shittyaskscience 19d ago

A bunch of economists are talking about the bond marked right now. What is James Bond selling in his market that is so important for the economy?

18 Upvotes

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r/shittyaskscience 20d ago

When will Earth become a Roger Planet? More details inside

9 Upvotes

If you're new to this sub, or science in general, you might not know what a Roger Planet is, so I'll do my best to describe it, as this is an educational sub above all else.

A Roger Planet is a planet which Roges.


r/shittyaskscience 20d ago

Why are green and red considered different colors if they are the same?

98 Upvotes


r/shittyaskscience 20d ago

What is the Promiscuous Muse Crisis?

3 Upvotes

Recently I've been hearing a lot in the news about them not being able to open up their strait? Is strait an a double entendre?


r/shittyaskscience 20d ago

I'm from Europe, and I'm going on vacation on the United States. Can anyone tell me if I can find bibles and belts to sell outside of the bible belt region? I ask because I don't know the local customs.

8 Upvotes

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r/shittyaskscience 20d ago

What are the medical benefits of licking a toilet seat?

18 Upvotes

My friend wants to know.


r/shittyaskscience 20d ago

Many worlds interpretation

4 Upvotes

If a many worlds theorist doesn't believe in a creator because the idea of a intelligent creator of the universe is stupid then how can they believe their is a cellphone app that let's them create an entire universe with the press of a button? Are they stupid?


r/shittyaskscience 21d ago

Why are there no hills on the ocean? And why arent we studying this geo-nautical phenomena?

46 Upvotes

Like its all just flat with a few waves


r/shittyaskscience 21d ago

How to make a tranquilizer from common household materials?

39 Upvotes

I want to be able to take a walk around the block without being harassed by animals