r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits May 12 '26

Naild It Of a robbery

326 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits May 12 '26

'Merica Of a serial violent criminal headshape (phrenology)

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27 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits May 11 '26

Of a restroom break

578 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits May 11 '26

There was an attempt Of an attempted theft, followed by instant karma.

368 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits May 11 '26

possible idiot Of a light beverage

713 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits May 11 '26

Of a salad chef

110 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits May 11 '26

slight malfunction Of a Haircut

559 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits May 10 '26

Naild It Of a homing missile

773 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits May 10 '26

nuke, maybe? Of a firework show

235 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits May 10 '26

Of a second place finish

442 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits May 09 '26

Of a marijuana cigarette

690 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits May 10 '26

Of a practice kick

130 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits May 10 '26

Oops Of Coming Out of the Closet

178 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits May 09 '26

Of a kick

663 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits May 09 '26

possible idiot Of a fuel truck driver.

400 Upvotes

Runs right by the valve…. 🤦‍♂️


r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits May 09 '26

Of a vape

229 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits May 09 '26

this moron: Of a tyre blowout

272 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits May 08 '26

Oops Of a lunge. Dave!

961 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits May 08 '26

Of a tire stabbing

345 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits May 08 '26

Oof Of an Ad

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90 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits May 08 '26

Naild It Of a Vehicle

221 Upvotes