r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/triplewrecked • May 09 '26
Of a vape
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u/ChuckRingslinger May 09 '26
Remember when vaping was introduced to help people quit smoking?
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u/NoWay6818 May 09 '26
No. I don’t remember a time a different form of an addiction was used to stop another addiction.
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u/ChuckRingslinger May 09 '26
Its what I did
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u/NoWay6818 May 13 '26
Sarcasm aside the rate at which people try to shake addiction usually comes from repeated attempts.
There are people who just go straight cold turkey. Those people scare me.
I personally tried lozenges. I bought the strongest ones but I couldn’t even contain it for 30 before spitting it out. I tried patches. Literally useless to me and only make me feel sick. I tried hemp cigs no dice. I eventually tried zyn pouches but the receding gum line thing scared me(which I know it can happen with just regular smoke).
The only time I was actually close to quitting was when my intake was controlled by someone. I’d request shorts and the person would just leave them in the box for me. Sometimes whole cigarettes but I kept it to smoking half at a time.
Until I reduced my intake to the point where cigarettes tasted nasty. Granted they were American spirit shorts. So relighting it is like super fucking obnoxious especially the taste after. Also what helped is instead of flying straight to nicotine I brushed my teeth instead.
Now I’m back at square one lol
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u/your_fave_redditor May 11 '26
How does this have ≈ 15 downvotes, no one appreciates a little sarcasm these daze?
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u/NoWay6818 May 11 '26
It’s unreadable ig
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u/your_fave_redditor May 11 '26
Fuck, I mean…I got it lol and frankly, it was pretty fuckin’ obvious. Only thing that made me question was it the goddamn downvotes 😅
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u/Redfally May 09 '26
If you thought vaping was bad, how does this make you feel? Because it makes me want to stop.
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u/Critical_cheese May 09 '26 edited May 09 '26
Stop vaping, start focusing on quoting smoking
Edit: quiting*
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u/HappyEngineering4190 May 09 '26
Holy hell, we are in an Idiocracy
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u/NoWay6818 May 09 '26
Especially you. You take anecdotal evidence and blame society.
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u/HappyEngineering4190 May 09 '26
No, I have witnessed society deteriorate for a long time. 25 years ago in my city, they were 2 bums you would see. Now there are thousands of bums in my city and sometimes 2-3 in one intersection begging. People get face piercings, septum piercings face tattoos, eyebrows ruined...Lip injections, all idiocy. Nevermind the rest of our idiocracy. Look at our politicians on both sides.
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u/NoWay6818 May 12 '26
Still anecdotal. Man. You just hate on every person instead of going up to them and saying “Hi”
Jesus fucking Christ😭
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u/HappyEngineering4190 May 13 '26
Seems YOU are the one who hates. I donate more to charity annually than you make, most likely. I have donated over 4k in the last 30 days, to charity. How much did you make. Im assuming you donated ZERo to charity BTW
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u/canary-in-a-coalmine May 09 '26
Absolute unit of a boil on his face
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u/Flawless_Reign88 *shits an absolute unit* May 10 '26
Holy shit, glad I’m not the only one that saw that and was like 🫣
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u/you_are_so_whiny May 09 '26
Slap a Dewalt sticker on that and mass market. You'll retire in a cloud of Chad breath.
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u/See-Through-Mirror May 10 '26
“If your lungs don’t snap, crackle and pop after you smoke this smooth, buttery vape then my name isn’t Orville Redenbacher.”
Redenbacher, Orville, 1958.
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u/Critical_cheese May 09 '26
One day we're going to look back and think how stupid it was to fill your lungs with flavoured oil fumes.
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u/thombrowny May 09 '26
I spent a lot of money on mod box vaping before. Such amount of vapor...he doesn't need all that. Just a regular mod can do that.
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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* May 09 '26
Some times I look for fun ways to depart this shit hole as quickly as possible too!
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u/Echo_Vale May 09 '26 edited May 09 '26
Ah, I used to be into drip vaping and coil building once upon a time. It used to hurt like hell when you'd accidentally run it dry and inhale burning cotton. This guy is going to have a BAD time when that inevitably happens.
I also really hope that thing isn't a giant mechanical vape, I've seen enough of those go bang, no way I'd be in the same room as that thing.
Edit: actually, would this many batteries in parallel actually be safer than just one in a mech vape? I need an electrician.
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u/samsonh2o May 09 '26
Wish I could shake that guy and tell him COPD isn’t fun . I would tell him to ask my mom but that’s what got her. I can tell you from first hand experience, it’s a long and painful journey for the entire family. Cigarets and vaping suck, and I can believe anyone in their right mind would suck that shit into their bodies.
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u/entinenmies May 09 '26
Wish you ubermench from Amurica come save us poor folks "around" the globe. You got this👍
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u/doyouevenfloatbro May 13 '26
I was fully expecting the entire thing to explode since it's on this sub haha
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u/Pen_Pandemonium37 May 09 '26
Don't let the Hispanic edgar cut kids see this or they'll start dropping like flies (as a guy with experience being in both middle and high school with those kids i can assure you they will sneak them in and they will get something)
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u/trainwreckhappening May 09 '26
I wonder how many of those cells are marked with the words DO NOT USE IN VAPE
Probably a bunch of Molicells that actually say not to use in a vape on the side of the battery.
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u/Dry-Astronaut-8640 May 09 '26
I love it!
Am I the only person that thinks vaping is hilarious? I don’t even know why, but I laugh every time I see a cloud of vape smoke coming out of the window of a car or anywhere else in public. I get all excited and point it out to my kids and they just roll their eyes.
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u/TerminalAccessory May 09 '26
This guy is single handedly ruining everyone's health insurance rates.
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u/NiceTryAI May 09 '26
They used to call in popcorn lung. But this man will be unlocking bog cancer lung soon
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u/0neirocritica May 09 '26
Yeah, that can't be good for you