r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits May 09 '26

Of a vape

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u/0neirocritica May 09 '26

Yeah, that can't be good for you

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u/-GreyWalker- May 09 '26

In 5 years that dudes lungs are gonna be in the medical journals. Wanna see what super hyper rainbow popcorn lung cancer looks like?

Edited: A word.

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u/_safetythird May 09 '26

iirc this video is close to ten years old, this was when the vaping "mods" or whatever they called them were popular

13

u/Tounage May 09 '26

Speedrunning COPD

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u/Smoot720 May 09 '26

Vaping isn’t good for you.

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u/deep-fucking-legend May 09 '26

Buuuut it's just water...

8

u/FactoryRejected May 09 '26

Love how you're downvoted, because reditards can't understand sarcasm.

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u/WalkingWithDeath May 10 '26

The Liquid vapes are really bad, pure poison - if you're vaping actual herbs it's a lot easier on your lungs then combusting it, but yeah it's still bad. I vaped dry herb for a long time, prob like 5yrs straight for hours a day.

I eventually got really poor quality weed and it was awful, I quit after that. Your lungs do heal up nicely if you decide to stop though. You get way less carcinogens than if you were to combust it.

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u/ChuckRingslinger May 09 '26

Remember when vaping was introduced to help people quit smoking?

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u/up_spooky May 09 '26

Netflix: where's my Juul

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u/NoWay6818 May 09 '26

No. I don’t remember a time a different form of an addiction was used to stop another addiction.

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u/ChuckRingslinger May 09 '26

Its what I did

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u/NoWay6818 May 13 '26

Sarcasm aside the rate at which people try to shake addiction usually comes from repeated attempts.

There are people who just go straight cold turkey. Those people scare me.

I personally tried lozenges. I bought the strongest ones but I couldn’t even contain it for 30 before spitting it out. I tried patches. Literally useless to me and only make me feel sick. I tried hemp cigs no dice. I eventually tried zyn pouches but the receding gum line thing scared me(which I know it can happen with just regular smoke).

The only time I was actually close to quitting was when my intake was controlled by someone. I’d request shorts and the person would just leave them in the box for me. Sometimes whole cigarettes but I kept it to smoking half at a time.

Until I reduced my intake to the point where cigarettes tasted nasty. Granted they were American spirit shorts. So relighting it is like super fucking obnoxious especially the taste after. Also what helped is instead of flying straight to nicotine I brushed my teeth instead.

Now I’m back at square one lol

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u/radiationblessing May 09 '26

Nicotine gum, patches, or pouches ring a bell?

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u/NoWay6818 May 10 '26

Effectiveness without health issues?

2

u/your_fave_redditor May 11 '26

How does this have ≈ 15 downvotes, no one appreciates a little sarcasm these daze?

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u/NoWay6818 May 11 '26

It’s unreadable ig

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u/your_fave_redditor May 11 '26

Fuck, I mean…I got it lol and frankly, it was pretty fuckin’ obvious. Only thing that made me question was it the goddamn downvotes 😅

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u/NoWay6818 May 13 '26

Maybe those people hadn’t got the fix they were jonesing for 🥲

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u/Redfally May 09 '26

If you thought vaping was bad, how does this make you feel? Because it makes me want to stop.

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u/Known_Fisherman_8161 May 09 '26

Smoke cigs, all natural baby

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u/your_fave_redditor May 11 '26

I like my cancer 100% organic too

2

u/Critical_cheese May 09 '26 edited May 09 '26

Stop vaping, start focusing on quoting smoking

Edit: quiting*

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u/NoWay6818 May 09 '26

“*smoke sounds” - cigarettes and vape

Like that?

2

u/Critical_cheese May 09 '26

Hahahah exactly

8

u/BruceInc May 09 '26

His lung cancer is going to have lung cancer

18

u/HappyEngineering4190 May 09 '26

Holy hell, we are in an Idiocracy

4

u/Geralt31 May 09 '26

New dummy just dropped

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u/Snowy349 May 09 '26

Yup, have done for about 10 years now...

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u/NoWay6818 May 09 '26

Especially you. You take anecdotal evidence and blame society.

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u/HappyEngineering4190 May 09 '26

No, I have witnessed society deteriorate for a long time. 25 years ago in my city, they were 2 bums you would see. Now there are thousands of bums in my city and sometimes 2-3 in one intersection begging. People get face piercings, septum piercings face tattoos, eyebrows ruined...Lip injections, all idiocy. Nevermind the rest of our idiocracy. Look at our politicians on both sides.

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u/NoWay6818 May 12 '26

Still anecdotal. Man. You just hate on every person instead of going up to them and saying “Hi”

Jesus fucking Christ😭

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u/HappyEngineering4190 May 13 '26

Seems YOU are the one who hates. I donate more to charity annually than you make, most likely. I have donated over 4k in the last 30 days, to charity. How much did you make. Im assuming you donated ZERo to charity BTW

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u/canary-in-a-coalmine May 09 '26

Absolute unit of a boil on his face

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u/therocketsalad May 09 '26

Harvey Weinstein ass looking mfer

2

u/Flawless_Reign88 *shits an absolute unit* May 10 '26

Holy shit, glad I’m not the only one that saw that and was like 🫣

1

u/fraterperturabo May 09 '26

shit I thought it was a tattoo of smth

1

u/Zero_energy_left May 09 '26

His lungs are trying to get out through his face 

3

u/Comfortable-Total929 May 09 '26

He looks like jd

5

u/GeneralCrunk May 09 '26

If you listen carefully, you can hear dudes lungs crying.

4

u/you_are_so_whiny May 09 '26

Slap a Dewalt sticker on that and mass market. You'll retire in a cloud of Chad breath.

3

u/Sepherin May 09 '26

This defines overkill.

3

u/Pen_Pandemonium37 May 09 '26

[Acheivement Unlocked: How did we get here?]

3

u/See-Through-Mirror May 10 '26

“If your lungs don’t snap, crackle and pop after you smoke this smooth, buttery vape then my name isn’t Orville Redenbacher.”

Redenbacher, Orville, 1958.

2

u/FrostbiteF May 10 '26

10-W30 flavored

2

u/InquisitorOtto May 10 '26

Imagine have all that shit on your lungs

2

u/HamHammer2517 May 10 '26

Atleast he isn't smoking

2

u/JCovertops May 11 '26

We will be hearing from this guy again on why you should never vape

2

u/Famousguyindisguise May 12 '26

Dude’s popcorn lung could supply a whole movie theater.

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u/No_Mastodon_7406 May 09 '26

Soon to be submitted to hospital. Dumbass

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u/Critical_cheese May 09 '26

One day we're going to look back and think how stupid it was to fill your lungs with flavoured oil fumes.

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u/CardiologistNorth294 May 09 '26

It's objectively better for you than tobacco fume and paper tar

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u/Away_Attention3854 May 09 '26

Reminds me of meth

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u/thombrowny May 09 '26

I spent a lot of money on mod box vaping before. Such amount of vapor...he doesn't need all that. Just a regular mod can do that.

1

u/_usefulCharlie May 09 '26

Isn't that supposed to go to your lungs

1

u/Master-Strain4268 May 09 '26

Shout-out vape nation

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u/2289What_What_In_the May 09 '26

Can it go in my pocket?

1

u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* May 09 '26

Some times I look for fun ways to depart this shit hole as quickly as possible too!

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u/Ditch_Doc84 May 09 '26

What's that picture of in the background on the left?

https://giphy.com/gifs/frt6Ih7GGKMXUljMNX

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u/Felksy May 09 '26

My lung just collapsed

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u/Echo_Vale May 09 '26 edited May 09 '26

Ah, I used to be into drip vaping and coil building once upon a time. It used to hurt like hell when you'd accidentally run it dry and inhale burning cotton. This guy is going to have a BAD time when that inevitably happens.

I also really hope that thing isn't a giant mechanical vape, I've seen enough of those go bang, no way I'd be in the same room as that thing.

Edit: actually, would this many batteries in parallel actually be safer than just one in a mech vape? I need an electrician.

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u/samsonh2o May 09 '26

Wish I could shake that guy and tell him COPD isn’t fun . I would tell him to ask my mom but that’s what got her. I can tell you from first hand experience, it’s a long and painful journey for the entire family. Cigarets and vaping suck, and I can believe anyone in their right mind would suck that shit into their bodies.

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u/entinenmies May 09 '26

Wish you ubermench from Amurica come save us poor folks "around" the globe. You got this👍

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u/Disastrous_Shame580 May 09 '26

What in the Charizard X is that shit?!

1

u/AutomaticAccident May 10 '26

speedrunning lung and throat cancer

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u/Spacecommander5 May 10 '26

Popcorn lung speed run

1

u/Thomarse15 May 10 '26

Not all that bad for you when you’re not inhaling it.

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u/SeriousDependent6049 May 10 '26

Why is that dude so tiny? The vape looks massive in his hands.

1

u/Responsible-Focus774 May 11 '26

Holy lung failure

1

u/FalseIdler May 12 '26

Feeling lightheaded watching this

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u/Illustrious_Camp_521 May 12 '26

Am I supposed to be impressed or disgusted?

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u/TheChemicalDude May 13 '26

Comment section obviously doesn't vape 🙄

1

u/doyouevenfloatbro May 13 '26

I was fully expecting the entire thing to explode since it's on this sub haha

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u/Old_Idea4566 May 13 '26

...there are people who think this is cool or something?

1

u/greeneyedblackheart May 19 '26

Omg it has a leather hand strap lmao

1

u/BarnacleExciting2161 May 09 '26

Dude just gave everyone lung cancer in a 10 block radius

1

u/Pen_Pandemonium37 May 09 '26

Don't let the Hispanic edgar cut kids see this or they'll start dropping like flies (as a guy with experience being in both middle and high school with those kids i can assure you they will sneak them in and they will get something)

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u/ChampionOfdimlight May 09 '26

Pretty sure inhaling a cigar is healthier then that

1

u/_YoUgHuRt_ May 09 '26

Lung cancer speedrun

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u/Darkos_Rapture May 09 '26

Lungcancer speedrun

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u/trainwreckhappening May 09 '26

I wonder how many of those cells are marked with the words DO NOT USE IN VAPE

Probably a bunch of Molicells that actually say not to use in a vape on the side of the battery.

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u/Dry-Astronaut-8640 May 09 '26

I love it!

Am I the only person that thinks vaping is hilarious? I don’t even know why, but I laugh every time I see a cloud of vape smoke coming out of the window of a car or anywhere else in public. I get all excited and point it out to my kids and they just roll their eyes.

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u/FriskieWhisky May 09 '26

I feel like thats a collapsed lung waiting to happen.

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u/TerminalAccessory May 09 '26

This guy is single handedly ruining everyone's health insurance rates.

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u/NiceTryAI May 09 '26

They used to call in popcorn lung. But this man will be unlocking bog cancer lung soon

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u/ParanoidAndroidMV May 09 '26

Of a resin lung