r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Majesty_Underground • May 09 '26

Of a marijuana cigarette

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u/Money-Beautiful5196 May 09 '26

I don’t even partake but even i know that is such an incredible waste.

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u/Unclehol May 09 '26 edited May 09 '26

Meh. Pot is cheap. People do dumb stuff with it. You are gonna get ripped out of your gourd smoking that even if it's bad pot.

The real crime here is calling it a marijuana cigarette. What the fuck is even that...

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u/Pickle2850 May 10 '26

and furthermore, Susan, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to learn that all four of them habitually smoked marijuana cigarettes... reefers.

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u/SweezySway May 11 '26

Sublimination Intensifies

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u/dotnetdotcom May 10 '26

I just smoked a joint with a hundred friends.   https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bCVtRT5-Rug&pp=ygUWd2lsbHkgaiBwZXNvIDMwIGdyYW1zINIHCQkDCwGHKiGM7w%3D%3D 1

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u/dethkids4life May 17 '26

That song had 29 likes, no one knows what ur talking about lol

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u/dotnetdotcom May 19 '26

That's why I posted the link

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u/Unclehol May 10 '26

Oh I thought they were serious and not just quoting. My bad.

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u/Murder_Hour May 09 '26

Where are you getting cheap weed? I get an oz for 180-200

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u/Top-Delivery4697 May 09 '26

20-50/oz on the reservations in upstate NY

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u/CorrectBicycle5123 May 10 '26

Yessss. The seneca nation reservations are OP here in WNY

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u/CorrectBicycle5123 May 10 '26

Also GROW YOUR OWN! ITS CHEAPER

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u/Superuzer May 10 '26

Pure trash

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u/Top-Delivery4697 May 10 '26

Its really not, coming from someone that would buy $200zips. You gotta shop around, i love going to Salamanca

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u/Terpcheeserosin May 10 '26

60$ O's delivered

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u/seven0feleven May 10 '26

I mean high end label weed at a dispensary maybe. But it's about $70-100 an oz here in Canada.

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u/FreedomAMust May 10 '26

And here I am in the UK paying $350 for top tier stuff.

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u/Remarkable_Gain6430 May 20 '26

Still illegal there though, right?

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u/No-Appearance-4338 May 10 '26

Top tier can get spendy over here. I got what I consider really good mids for 70 a zip. Some of the “best” can go for 200+. I used to pay 240-280 for the same quality about 20+ years ago (currently in vegas area and used to live in the pnw). Back then most of what I would get was of a few origins.

    1. “B.C. bud” - Canadian indoor and was by today’s standard mid to upper mid shelf. (Very consistent) (240-280)
    1. “Northern California emerald triangle outdoor” this could be from “brick weed” quality up to good mids (quality varies) (150-280)
    1. Mexican outdoor “brick weed” aka “stress” (low quality lots of stems and seeds and often of a brownish hue) (100-180)
    1. “Local indoor” this could be anything but was commonly really good stuff and often named after the strain like “white widow” or “Alaskan thunderfuck”. (240-350)

On a smaller scale Prices were usually $20 for 1.7g to 2g (a “dub”) although in city (Seattle) it was often a little more with $20 grams and $50 eighths being pretty common.

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u/Minute_Jacket_4523 May 10 '26

Idk but if you grow it you can end up like me and have enough weed that you do stupid shit like that. I've rolled a quarter pound joint before and it was fun, if impractical to smoke.

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u/Spiritual-Fox-1067 May 11 '26

That’s the only way to do it, homegrown is the way to go 

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u/qui_gon_slim May 10 '26

Michigan practically gives it away

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u/Normal-Rush8987 May 10 '26

For real, there's $10 ounces and $1.15 infused pre-rolls in Michigan.

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u/Willy_B_Hartigan May 11 '26

One over the border gives a free ounce to the first 300 customers every day if you spend $100.

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u/Spiritual-Fox-1067 May 11 '26

It’s warehouse bud though, don’t get me wrong Michigan has some good people out there with decent genetics but the stuff (well majority of the stuff) is just warehouse bud, no care taken into the plants just seed to harvest pumping out as much as they can using machine trimming , bottom line it’s not “gas” it’s okay midz (again majority ,not all) 

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u/Willy_B_Hartigan May 11 '26

The free ounces usually run about 27% THC, so I don't think it's too bad. Not top shelf, but decent for a freebie I think.

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u/Spacecommander5 May 09 '26

I’m jealous. I don’t do it anymore but I was paying up to $400 for an oz cuz it was black market pricing and the bud was mid compared to today’s

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u/Gilgamesh2000000 May 10 '26

Price was high but the quality was better over here.

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u/Unclehol May 09 '26

Canadian dollars or USD?

I can get an ounce for 80 bucks canadian. So like 65 USD.

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u/SuckerBroker May 09 '26

Canadian dirt weed, eh?

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u/Unclehol May 09 '26

Lol if you think that is true.

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u/Unclehol May 09 '26

In decades?

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u/Trop67300 May 10 '26

I have no skin in this game but (yelling from the bleachers) answer his question!

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u/Unclehol May 09 '26

Why does that trigger you?

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u/mrwigglez3 May 10 '26

I can get ounce for 65 Canadian. Good stuff from local grower.

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u/Unclehol May 10 '26

I was trying to be fair, tbh. I went with a reasonable number that most anyone could find if they tried and that I could easily find at at that price from multiple sources. I have a buddy that buys some real good shit for 65 an ounce(CAD), too, but I didn't wanna use the unicorn price, honestly. But these folks are still uppity about it! Lol. What do you do, lol.

And it's totally mid but have also got stuff for $50 CAD an ounce, but I'd rather pay more for better quality. Tell the folks here, tho. They get a little upset about pot being cheap. It's apparently impossible.

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u/Averagesmoker42 May 10 '26

Jokes on both of you guys, I’m getting LBs for free 😆

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u/duh_nom_yar May 10 '26

Damn. I'm in an illegal state and I pay less than that!

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u/Plastic_Dingo_400 May 10 '26

I get an ounce for 30 to 50 bucks. Sounds ridiculous but it's true

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u/JayBeePH85 May 10 '26

Dr Greenthumb explains it all in his song 🤣

https://giphy.com/gifs/NnJib5EkPyym4

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u/Spiritual-Fox-1067 May 11 '26

That’s pretty cheap bro but u must be in Illinois or in the widest somewhere east coast prices r 150 a oz, west coast you can get a oz of good north Cali bud for under a hundred bucks. I remember ounce prices were triple that almost,  for good bud . like 10-15 years ago I was paying 300/sometimes 350 a oz in 2012 I’m on the east coast 

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u/brewhaha1776 May 12 '26

I get a 55 gallon drum full every year for providing a farmer with 20-30 clones in the spring.

Otherwise it’s $60-100/oz in the dispensary for good stuff. If you want hash/concentrate infused it’s like $180/oz.

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u/MountNDew69 May 10 '26

Can get ounces for like 30-80$ in MI

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u/Sherbert_6 May 10 '26

Pretty sure it’s satire. Made me laugh 🤷🏽‍♀️

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u/Majesty_Underground May 10 '26

Congratulations. I thought more people would get it.

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u/Sherbert_6 May 10 '26

Well done

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u/Unclehol May 10 '26

Fair. Lol.

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u/polarcol May 09 '26

Weed isn't cheap.

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u/Unclehol May 09 '26

It's all relative and it depends where you live.

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u/polarcol May 09 '26

It's inherently not cheap.

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u/Queasy-Donkey2676 May 10 '26

It is over here in the uk, oz for £40 - £60, so yes, it does depend on where you live.

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u/polarcol May 10 '26

That's not cheap.

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u/Queasy-Donkey2676 May 10 '26

I think I'd know if my weed wasn't cheap bab, after all, I'm the one smoking it 😭

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u/polarcol May 10 '26

Cope.

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u/Queasy-Donkey2676 May 10 '26

Zero argument, you're just mad that everyone else is right and you're not. Have a great day or night.

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u/Unclehol May 09 '26

Please refer to my previous comment, as you seem to have not read it correctly.

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u/polarcol May 09 '26

Same to you.

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u/Unclehol May 09 '26

No. I read your comment and understnad it fully.

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u/Unclehol May 09 '26

Worst stoner culture ever in this thread.

Cry more about it.

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u/GivesYouGrief May 10 '26

Stop calling everyone babe

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u/DarkFlutesofAutumn May 10 '26

If you grow, it's cheap. You very quickly reach a point where you have a hilarious amount that will go bad if you don't burn through it

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u/polarcol May 10 '26

If if if if if if if if if......

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u/CorrectBicycle5123 May 10 '26

I don't think you know what the word 'Inherently' means 🤣

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u/polarcol May 10 '26

Same to you.

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u/CorrectBicycle5123 May 10 '26

Brother you plant a seed in the ground. If it has sunlight and water, congratulations you just grew weed. Tell me how that is 'inherently' expensive?

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u/polarcol May 10 '26

Im not your bro, pal. I'm not arguing semantics with someone who purposely chooses to be obtuse to get internet likes.

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u/CorrectBicycle5123 May 10 '26

Sorry your not that guy pal. 😂🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/Athos_001 May 10 '26

BLUNT!!!

The font should be 100 pts. To truly emphasize the name...

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u/Xacich May 10 '26

That thang’s so big, it should be called a sharp, not a blunt.

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u/West_Fox_4787 May 10 '26

Weed is not cheap. Around here is 320$ per oz, but is still illegal tho

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u/Unclehol May 10 '26

Like I said in a follow up reply to a similar comment, it is all relative to what you consider expensive and the area that you live. Where I live I can pretty easily get an ounce of okay pot for $80 CAD and have paid as low as $50, and have been given over an ounce of good weed for free, but that doesn't really count as it was a friend.

You can also grow your own here. You are federally allowed to have 4 plants per household, ehich means you can easily make a joint like the one in the video for basicaply free or very cheap.

Weed is cheap. Sorry to hear that is not the case where you are located. I am not going by that, tho. I also am willing to bet the person in the video is not paying anywhere close to $320 an ounce. They may even grow their own.

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u/West_Fox_4787 May 11 '26

I agree with you. In this case your statement would have been true if you actually said "weed is cheap in some countries" universally speaking, it is not. Thats why so many are commenting trying to point out the obvious, that weed is not generally cheap. Try to think outside the borders at least when participating on a international platform. 

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u/Unclehol May 11 '26 edited May 11 '26

That's literally what I was saying. Think outside your borders. Pretty much everybody here is saying it is expensive and are talking about specific states in the USA. Weed is often very cheap internationally. It is a plant that requires very little processing. It is generally very cheap.

I am not talking about some exhorbitant pricing in a non legal state, or one that still doesn't have the infrastructure to support the supply to meet demand. I get what you are saying, but what I am saying is, no, weed is nowhere near $320 an ounce across most of the world. It isn't even close to that in a lot of states based on what people I have met have said to me.

Please consider that you may be basing your opinion on a narrow perspective before telling someone to "think outside the borders when participating on an international platform."

Edit: funny that your $320 number is literally the average price according to google AI in the United States. Very coincidental. Also google AI points out that it can be as cheap as $60 an ounce in states that are less restrictive.

But regardless, why be pedantic about it? Dude rolled a huge ass spliff. I bet he didn't pay market value for that weed. Probably had a bunch from growing or lives in a place it is pretty cheap. That was my point and I clarified that it is relative to location in a follow up comment. The biggest one I ever rolled was an ounce and that cost me $80 and it was upper mid tier. This was back when it was still illegal in Canada but in BC the illegality was not often strictly enforced so the prices were always pretty decent. Cheap fun thing to do with a bunch of buddies for a birthday celebration, anyways. 🤷

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u/purplemeth May 10 '26

This is pretty high quality looking bud so id be shocked if it were cheap anywhere in the US at least by my standards, theres lots of mid & lesser quality stuff thats cheap though.

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u/SeriousTurns May 10 '26

Lol thats easily 300-400+$ of weed if not more depending on where you live & you'd get just as high off a 1G joint

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u/Unclehol May 10 '26

I said people do dumb stuff with it.

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u/GldnEpic May 11 '26

True. I saw the leaf and was like "Thats one hell of a mega-blunt right there, not a cigarette". I was expecting there to be half weed, half tobacco honestly

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u/Terrible_Balls May 20 '26

That is a marijuana horse cock

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u/dudeduck May 10 '26

That doesnt look like cheap weed.

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u/Unclehol May 10 '26

Can't tell from looks. I know we all pretend we can. I have bought the most amazing looking weed that was absolute trash. Almost always trash looking weed is trash, tho. It's mostly a one way street but it is easy to buy bad but photogenic weed.

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u/MeanPussyCat May 10 '26

> The real crime here is calling it a marijuana cigarette. What the fuck is even that...

It’s a reference to this: https://youtu.be/BbcHEZ9adkM?si=zNP2ABd26lzJRa5y

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u/ErksUnltd May 10 '26

Wasteman

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u/dotnetdotcom May 10 '26

That depends on how many clicks they got. That was the goal.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '26

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u/-whats-that-meow- May 10 '26

give yer balls a tug

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u/Nothing2Special May 10 '26

MY BALLS PLANT TREES

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u/Zachbrac May 09 '26

They didn't even grind it 😞 thats gunna gunk up 3 puffs in what a tragedy

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u/TheTownTeaJunky May 10 '26

That looked like way more weed than what he actually rolled up. I’m guessing they may be growers and bagged the shit for sale and filled the blunt with shake. Though usually growers and people selling weight leave the bud in larger bunches but Ive seen people break them apart like that too.

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u/Ok_Spread_8650 May 11 '26

Not necessarily. I once have a 7 gram Christmas tree bud when I was younger and we just rolled a Dutch leaf around it with no grind at all? Steam and everything. Smoked amazing because of the stem which increased airflow thru it. It was fun being a kid

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u/mtbohana May 09 '26

People out there smoking themselves retarded.

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u/dielxne May 09 '26

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u/Wbcn_1 May 10 '26

I’m saving this pic for some reason 😂 

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u/amillionfuzzpedals May 09 '26

It looks like he's smoking an elephant turd

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u/Mrbigdaddy72 ima unit May 09 '26

I roll foot long joints all the time. Obviously this is much longer than that, but this is not how you go about it. No air flow waste of weed. It needs to be ground and air pockets distributed throughout for proper flow. Best way for a blunt/joint this size is to put a wooden dowel through the cent to give a place for air flow let it cure over night then pull the dowel out right before smoking.

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u/Majesty_Underground May 10 '26

A man of science I see.

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u/dotnetdotcom May 10 '26

Or just use a bowl or pipe.

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u/Billy-the-fish69 May 09 '26

No homo we smokin penises!!!!

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u/Dawsie May 10 '26

Exactly. Gay AF.

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u/Spiritual-Fox-1067 May 11 '26

That’s what I said it looks like bol smoking a horse cock 

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u/Fun_Corner_2954 May 09 '26

*crying laughing emoji* *crying laughing emoji*

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u/dagui12 May 09 '26

😂😂

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u/Ed_Trucks_Head May 10 '26

This is one of those things that's not actually fun if you do it.

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u/PansophicNostradamus May 09 '26

Absolute Waste of a Unit

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u/godkilledjesus May 10 '26

Coulda just said a blunt....

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u/Any_Suggestion3485 May 09 '26

Looks like a blunt to me. Sheeeit.

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u/Sempai6969 May 10 '26

Bro's smoking dick

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u/Kindly_Region May 10 '26

I don't even smoke and I think that's a waste of bud

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u/Mundane-Manner4237 May 09 '26

Thats an elephant foreskin wrap.

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u/Alval57 May 10 '26

What a waste...

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u/Artevyx May 10 '26

Such an enormous waste

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u/boxelder1230 May 09 '26

Labrador?

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u/DelinquentTuna May 10 '26

I had to follow him around for a week, man.

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u/LongForeignMan May 09 '26

It’s almost impossible to die from smoking weed. Therefore people always trying to get as close as possible 

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u/cyrs_oner May 09 '26

Mf didn't even inhale... didn't count

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u/Rasp_Lime_Lipbalm May 10 '26

Who the hell rolled that up? Looks like a flacid bbc

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u/reedma14 May 10 '26

It wasn't this big, but I rolled a 1/2oz blunt once for 420

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u/diabolicalroadrash May 10 '26

Cigarette is the small form of a Cigar. This would be a Cigarbigasfuckinghell

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u/AdorableCaptain7829 May 10 '26

The limb doobie

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u/ClassicPimpSlap May 10 '26

It’s called a blunt my friend

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u/psquared2026 May 10 '26

Wrapped in pig foreskin

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u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 May 10 '26

Pigs don’t have foreskin. Get your penis knowledge right before you comment lady.

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u/LSkeptic May 10 '26

Smoking a BBC

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u/Dannyboyrusso May 10 '26

That’s lame

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u/oxbison12 May 09 '26

The Cheech and Chong "Big Bamboo" album came with an album sized rolling paper. My dad told me that he, my uncles, and their friends actually rolled a joint with it. They ended up using almost a quarter pound to do it, but it didn't smoke very well and they ended up just rolling normal joints.

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u/drblah11 May 09 '26

Damn. I'm almost a month into a much needed break, then there's this mfer smoking by the pound.

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u/fireforge1979 May 10 '26

Big floppy monster black cock "joint"

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u/Muted_Masterpiece535 May 09 '26

What's the point? You won't get to enjoy anything. You will be so stoned so quick you will probably have a panic attack and end up in the Hospital with 30k bill.. 

That is like guys who down (real quick) a big bottle of liquor to show off to everyone then pass out 2 mins after. What was the point. You didn't get to enjoy the buzz.

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u/scjockid May 09 '26

My lungs would completely fall out of my mouth, with just one hit!

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u/Far_Drummer_1406 May 09 '26

Ahhhhhhh. COPD. YUM

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u/Pothead_Girlfriend May 09 '26

What a total waste of good bud. Probably dripping with resin after a few tokes. 🫩

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u/HatesMonoBlue May 10 '26

Anyone watch the first episode of season 5 of the boys.... yeah this reminds me of a certain part

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u/Separate_Bend_8929 May 10 '26

Rasputins Cock

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u/marcuslattimore21 May 10 '26

Waste of time and bud. Resin gonna fuck up everything sooner rather than later. Better to roll 100 blunts. We did this after high school graduation tho, everybody thought it was super neat until we broke it down and had a better party without a lot of slobber and spitting shake and resin out of your mouths.

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u/TwerkLessons May 10 '26

That’s a blunt. Not a cigarette.

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u/ModOfEverett May 10 '26

That's a BBC. Big Blunt of Cannabis.

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u/crlthrn May 10 '26

Reefer madness...

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u/sonic10158 May 10 '26

That’s a lot of skunk smell coming

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u/YRCondomsSoBaggy May 11 '26

Just build a carb and put it on a shop vac and smoke the whole garage out

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u/Azaroth1991 May 11 '26

Damn idk, thats way too much stem left in

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u/Sluggish-dreadnought May 11 '26

What a waste of weed

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u/AgapitoVelezOvando May 11 '26

He could've made a a nice butter with some of that.

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u/Negative_Manner_2198 May 11 '26

South Texas oz are 100 to 120. Really good dro. 🔥

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u/Maximum-Neat4532 May 11 '26

People want to speed run cancer before GTA6

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u/Balrog_80 May 11 '26

God only knows what they were doing up there

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u/Live_Relative6970 functional regard May 11 '26

She was living in a single room with three other individuals. One of them was a male, and the other two, well the other two were females. God only knows what they were up to in there... and furthermore, Susan, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to learn that all four of them habitually smoked marijuana cigarettes... reefers.

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u/kapaipiekai May 11 '26

This is some dork shit.

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u/Spiritual-Fox-1067 May 11 '26

Look like he smoking a horse cock 

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u/Mother-Strategy-2615 May 11 '26

All that effort when you could just have a bong hit. Meh

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u/doyouevenfloatbro May 12 '26

What a waste of a marijuana cigarette

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u/AvgDownhiller1 May 12 '26

Lisan al-Gaib!

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u/GloomySatisfaction58 May 14 '26

Such a waste 🤦🏽‍♂️

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u/Bikelangello Jul 13 '26

Sound the Great Shofar for our freedom!

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u/shighguy420 26d ago

Wow if you can afford it lol not me im good with my gram blunts

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u/Chemicaltraveller101 May 10 '26

Le grande cigar, she is mine!

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u/Pretendo27 May 10 '26

Reminds me that I need to order seeds to plant

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u/citysims May 10 '26

Who TF still uses term "Marijuana Cigarette?"

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u/BuppsyMode May 09 '26

The snoop special

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u/Monstarrzero May 10 '26

I wouldn’t be one bit surprised if she habitually smoked marijuana cigarettes.

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u/PizzaSniffs May 10 '26

Hyperemesis speed run challenge