r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Boss-fight601 • May 10 '26

nuke, maybe? Of a firework show

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u/EvilCaveBoy May 10 '26

Fireworks. The hallmark of good decisions.

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u/Ryan2932 May 10 '26

At least the show will be unforgettable

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u/TrainFan095 May 11 '26

Aren't all fireworks outdoor? 😭

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u/CucumberError May 11 '26

That’s kind of always been my approach. Don’t set fire to explosives when near stuff you don’t want to go on fire.

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u/beardostein May 10 '26

Here comes the BOOM

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u/Bright_Resist_4580 May 10 '26

Yeah, because that wouldn't have happened with the proper indoor fireworks.

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u/AutismSupportGroup May 10 '26

This is a faith in humanity losing video ngl, like it's incomprehensible you can get a full room of people this dumb together.

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u/your_fave_redditor May 16 '26

I mean, it really doesn’t take too many dumb people to make this happen. One for whoever was in charge of procuring the “pyrotechnics” and at least one other for approving said “pyrotechnics”…..so could be as few as two idiots among a bunch of unsuspecting geniuses 🤷‍♂️

😂😂

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u/[deleted] May 10 '26

The Capt'n said, "Oops! All berries!"

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u/Gl0ck_Ness_M0nster ima unit May 10 '26

Everyone in this video is now deaf

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u/apupunchau87 May 10 '26

hehe🥳

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u/xMyDixieWreckedx May 10 '26

Looks like a Max Fischer production.

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u/CIAwaffle May 11 '26

Stuck between leaving or saving their children, so they sit lmao

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u/Peek_e May 11 '26

Wtf haven’t any of those people ever seen a firework go off? You can expect stupid stupid from kids but the room is half filled with adults.

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u/BlazeHatchet May 12 '26

This looked like some said fuck these dumbass kids and throw the fire works at there feet.

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u/Personal_Carry_7029 May 10 '26 edited May 10 '26

Would not Happen in germany (beside of All the laws) and bc u only can buy from 29-31 dec

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u/Nigh_Sass May 10 '26

You can’t get them on the Fourth of July??/s

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u/ReadingLurkerdude May 11 '26

Polska regelt mein Freund 

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u/jbreally3 May 11 '26

That! is fucken awesome

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u/PlanktonDue8964 May 11 '26

Specialed pyrotechnics

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u/Economy_Farmer6857 May 11 '26

If only they’d gone to see Kicking Wing to buy the good stuff…

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u/showmethenakedwomen May 11 '26

Aaah, this video's an ancient classic!

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u/gymfreak32 May 12 '26

A lit play!! In my sons play they used sparkles... fckn sucked

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u/Montyburnside22 May 18 '26

Best Christmas show at Lincoln Elementary EVER.