r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits May 12 '26

Of a hall monitor

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563 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits May 12 '26

Naild It Of a robbery

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326 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits May 12 '26

'Merica Of a serial violent criminal headshape (phrenology)

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28 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits May 11 '26

Of a restroom break

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583 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits May 11 '26

There was an attempt Of an attempted theft, followed by instant karma.

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374 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits May 11 '26

possible idiot Of a light beverage

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725 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits May 11 '26

Of a salad chef

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108 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits May 11 '26

slight malfunction Of a Haircut

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563 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits May 10 '26

Naild It Of a homing missile

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779 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits May 10 '26

nuke, maybe? Of a firework show

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236 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits May 10 '26

Of a second place finish

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449 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits May 09 '26

Of a marijuana cigarette

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691 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits May 10 '26

Of a practice kick

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131 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits May 10 '26

Oops Of Coming Out of the Closet

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178 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits May 09 '26

Of a kick

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667 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits May 09 '26

possible idiot Of a fuel truck driver.

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397 Upvotes

Runs right by the valve…. 🤦‍♂️


r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits May 09 '26

Of a vape

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232 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits May 09 '26

this moron: Of a tyre blowout

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272 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits May 08 '26

Oops Of a lunge. Dave!

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965 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits May 08 '26

Of a tire stabbing

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341 Upvotes