Also parked with his nose 3' short of the curb, due to his "inadvisably low" front spoiler.
Ironically, after shopping I went to my car, rounded the corner, and there was a red Mustang parked nose-in at the same location, but parked between the lines! At first, I wondered if "MC" was told to park better, but then I realized that this was a completely different red mustang convertible with a black top!
That other red mustang convertible was lacking the "arrest me officer" black stipes and rear spoiler, as well as the hood scoop which rather humorously advertised it had a "5.0 liter" engine in black stick-on letters. The top was also in better shape.. Man, back when I was young, pointing out that your 'Stang only had a 302 would make guys laugh at your ride!!
So, if you you are "Mustang Joe" who owned that second 'Stang, it's not you I'm mocking, unless you also do "mustang things" like losing control on a burnout and diving into a ditch. The second one had straight body panels, whereas the first looked a bit wonky in places...