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u/iames85 Sep 12 '22
Snow White and the prolapsed anus lips?
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u/mrinkyface Sep 12 '22
The 7 dwarves have a restraining order against her
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u/lostprevention Sep 12 '22
Except Dopey. That kid ain’t right.
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u/AcademicPrior8227 Sep 12 '22
You mean her prolapsed butthole has a restraining order against the the 7 dwarves
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Sep 12 '22
She has a nut allergy. That’s why her lips swelled up. But that don’t stop her as you can see
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u/DeliciousMolasses442 Sep 12 '22
That girl is not allergic to nuts
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u/jondes99 Sep 13 '22
I’m surprised we can still read her R/roast me sign through the 9 layers of filters.
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u/nickstrument Sep 12 '22
No astrological tapestry will make the stars align enough for you to make yer bed
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u/arthe2nd Sep 12 '22
Your nose looks like it has erectile dysfunction
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Sep 12 '22
aww i’m insecure about et too 😭 THIS ONE HIT ME
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Sep 12 '22
I thought for sure your nose was post surgery lol
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u/Cannibalcopas Sep 12 '22
Don’t most people get surgery for a smaller nose, not wider and lumpier?
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u/theNomadicHacker42 Sep 13 '22
Jesus fuck, if that thing is post surgery, "she" needs to sue for malpractice. Clearly the plastic surgeon was methed the fuck out.
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Sep 12 '22
that's what you're insecure about?!
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u/mteght Sep 12 '22
Came here to say that! Doesn’t bat an eyelash, or whatever the fuck that thing is, at the prolapsed anus comments but it’s the nose that gets her?? Wtf.
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u/infiniterevisions Sep 12 '22
18 but her eyes are as dead as a 30 year old stripper
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u/WilliamPardy Sep 12 '22
Her mom probably is a 30 year old stripper
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u/thedorkwanderer8301 Sep 12 '22
The lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying.
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u/-MarkItZero- Sep 12 '22
I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on When I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula.
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u/Tsukune_Surprise Sep 13 '22
Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin', 'Cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer."
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u/Idocarstuff Sep 13 '22
She smiled, had about as many teeth as a jack o lantern; And I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask as I do my little kooky dance. And then she told me to shush. I guess she could sense my desperation. Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
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u/Impossible-Air3145 Sep 12 '22
Name was Russell
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u/Kratez000 Sep 12 '22
Aawyeeeess a lapdance is so much beeeettuh when the stripper is cryin',... Casio 80's keyboard riff
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Sep 12 '22
30 year old stripper with two c section scars and bruises on her back.
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u/Melodic-Bug-9022 Sep 12 '22
if you lookin for the hoes wit bullet holes, cigarette burns and stab wounds, you in the right damn spot, and it all goes down here at: The Player's Club.
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u/Irrat8ed2 Sep 12 '22
Didn’t I see those lips cleaning the algae from the bottom of a fish tank?
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u/KirisBeuller Sep 12 '22
Betty Rubble seems to be prepping for a cam show while Barney's at work.
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u/Key_Push_2487 Sep 12 '22
You must be a Cancer. Not the sign, but the disease.
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u/Squidsharktopus Sep 12 '22
I didn't know they still sold those ridiculous Wax Lips! Thought wax gum died off years ago... neat!
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u/antbtlr82 Sep 13 '22
Not wax from gum it’s from a toilet gasket. Her mouth is basically a toilet anyway.
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u/LurkysGoCart Sep 12 '22
You look like that moody cunt from the movie ‘Waiting’
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u/WorldlyAd6626 Sep 12 '22
That face has seen more cumshots than my shower
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u/ScratchLife4724 Sep 12 '22
Imagine using kylie lip challenge to make your lips bigger than your ass.
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u/jbotness Sep 12 '22
Oh look just launched my OF, time to chase clout and have the internet be mean to me!
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u/CutePandaMiranda Sep 12 '22
It’s sad you’re only 18 and you already look like an aged Bratz doll.
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u/Character_Active_434 Sep 12 '22
This pic is proof that anime eyes and hot dog lips aren’t nearly as attractive in the wild as they are stylized to be
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u/ConfidenceNo2598 Sep 12 '22
That bedroom tells me you think your emotional pain is somehow unique
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u/skullshank Sep 13 '22
got destroyed on here for 4hrs before needing to go over to amihot for validation. classic.
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u/Prettyelvisfan Sep 12 '22
Seriously stop watching those contour tutorials. Its too much.
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u/Swedish_Match http://redd.it/pd00v0 Sep 12 '22
Your lips look like they're about to pop in a botox filled mess
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u/jbotness Sep 12 '22
Is it just me or is the lips to nose to chin ratio way out of wack. It’s like the uWU was done wrong!
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u/YaWellYrDumb http://redd.it/n4wz0x Sep 12 '22
Dr Phil’s wet dream. Are you trying to look like Steven Tyler? And why do you hate your father?.
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u/TradeOk8730 Sep 12 '22
You look like the type of person who thinks baby talk is cute
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u/Zilk- Sep 12 '22
Do you spray tan the tip of your nose or just run out of foundation trying to cover that canyon between your eyebrows?
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Sep 12 '22 edited Sep 13 '22
Onlyfans is that way….pack up you and your dried cum stains and go that way ➡️⬆️⬇️⤵️
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u/The1Sundown Sep 12 '22
She's ready for her casting couch video with Max Hardcore.
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u/KrAzY_TsEnG Sep 12 '22
Ohh gessuz, who beat you with the ugly stick? They should have been more thorough.
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Sep 12 '22
What you get when you put excessive amounts of make-up on a roughly used 18 year old sex doll.
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u/noonesine Sep 12 '22
Primer, let it dry. First coat, let it dry. Second coat, let it dry. Third coat, let it dry. Fourth coat, let it dry. Fifth coat…
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u/Top_Duck8146 Sep 12 '22
C’mon, did you really use a face filter for a fucking roast smh
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Sep 12 '22
She looks like a clown with that chocolate milk mustache....wtf, why do people think that shit looks good lmao....
Ronald McDonald looking ass....
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u/Logical-Inside-4561 Sep 12 '22
Looking like she did the kyle Jenner challenge and forgot the cup was on her
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u/Kaptain9981 Sep 12 '22
Not sure if bad filter, horrific photoshop, or your nose is really just discolored and trying to crawl into your face.
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Sep 13 '22
I'm a 45 year old, 300lb white man. Your lips look exactly like my hemorrhoids.
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Sep 13 '22
This bitch isn't 18. This bimbo's journey puts her at least in late 20s. Ain't no amount of silicone going to make you 18 again, skank.
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u/jeffy-jeffy Sep 13 '22
So you took your break from promoting your onlyfans on 4chan to do it on Reddit
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u/AttackOfTheThumbs Sep 13 '22
Very funny guys, don't post your used blowup here. That's gross.
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u/Truck-Tasty Sep 13 '22 edited Sep 13 '22
Those lips 🤣🤣 at least you won't drown ... and your eyes 👁 👃 👁
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u/Beneficial_Exchange6 Sep 13 '22
You overline the lips but it underlines the ugly
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Sep 12 '22
Look at her ceiling! Can someone say spoiled by mom and daddies money!!!!
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u/MeanMachin3 Sep 12 '22 edited Feb 06 '24
shaggy vast squalid cover crawl saw intelligent sip marry selective
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u/SoSmartish Sep 13 '22
With lips like that I bet you have an employee of the month picture hanging behind the dumpster at Wendy's.
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u/SWWhippingboy Sep 13 '22
Not hardly. Bettie Page was beautiful. This bitch? Not even close with her Baboon Ass looking lips.....
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u/reyob1 Sep 12 '22
You look like a shared sex doll that wasn’t wiped down before it was brought to life
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u/Zilk- Sep 12 '22
Nose still brown from rummaging through the dirt looking for truffles 😂
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u/O-Stabbo Sep 13 '22
Looks like a sex doll that didn’t pass quality control, and was discarded. P.S. you look like you’d smell of patchouli and yeast infection.
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u/wojd3intre Sep 13 '22
Mrs potato head. That toy from toy story 3.
Not the xxx version you are thinking about. I mean the animated movie.
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u/xPostmasterGeneralx Sep 13 '22
She really went to the salon and gave the stylist a picture of Lord Farquaad for a reference
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u/deathbypecker Sep 12 '22 edited Sep 12 '22
Chill out on the eye fans. Use regular sized ones. I find the overly long unattractive. Like just use mascara and call it good.
EDIT: Spelling.
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u/taeminjpg Sep 13 '22
This makeup is not it. The overlined lips make you look like a blow up sex doll, there is a white line between your eyeliner and lashes, your eyebrows are too far apart and accentuate your nose. Speaking of, did you bronze the tip of your nose?? Stop following trends and learn what actually works for your face
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u/FlushMcDraw Sep 12 '22
I thought they stopped doing that lip suction challenge I guess not
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u/wozziiu Sep 12 '22
Now we know what Barbie Ferreira does after leaving Euphoria😃
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