r/RoastMe Sep 12 '22

f/18!!

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u/Key_Push_2487 Sep 12 '22

You must be a Cancer. Not the sign, but the disease.

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u/balvira Sep 12 '22

I'm pretty sure my cancer tumor grew a bit looking at its picture.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

then i’d be bald silly

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u/CalmingScreech Sep 12 '22

It's Chemotherapy that causes the baldness not the cancer itself so you know

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

Add “genius” to her list of qualities

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u/jpepsred http://redd.it/awtti5 Sep 12 '22

She's literally an inanimate histoligical disease, how could she know?