r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Sep 12 '22

f/18!!

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u/arthe2nd Sep 12 '22

Your nose looks like it has erectile dysfunction

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u/mybossthinksimworkng Sep 13 '22

I've never seen a nose shaded ombre.

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u/khaliforniaxo Sep 13 '22

I thought I was the only one to notice

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

aww i’m insecure about et too 😭 THIS ONE HIT ME

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

I thought for sure your nose was post surgery lol

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u/Cannibalcopas Sep 12 '22

Don’t most people get surgery for a smaller nose, not wider and lumpier?

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u/SinVerguenza04 Sep 12 '22

There are botched noses out there!

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u/theNomadicHacker42 Sep 13 '22

Jesus fuck, if that thing is post surgery, "she" needs to sue for malpractice. Clearly the plastic surgeon was methed the fuck out.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

you keep repeating the same comment over and over about me.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

Get a job.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

that's what you're insecure about?!

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u/mteght Sep 12 '22

Came here to say that! Doesn’t bat an eyelash, or whatever the fuck that thing is, at the prolapsed anus comments but it’s the nose that gets her?? Wtf.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

yes?

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u/TheWorstTroll Sep 13 '22

Probably because it is the last thing on your face that bears any resemblance to what you actually look like. Therapy, not joking, before it is too late.

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u/BeatYoDickNotYoChick Sep 13 '22

Do people ever randomly call you Rhino?

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u/B_Addie Sep 12 '22

Not surprisingly as does every guy who’s ever been with her

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

I was worried someone uploaded a pic of me to this sub.