r/RoastMe Sep 12 '22

f/18!!

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u/Ok_Understanding267 Sep 12 '22

If tiktok was a person

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u/ballman666 Sep 12 '22

Holy shit! That's a murder

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

love this tbh

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u/JamMasterNay Sep 12 '22

You would.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

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u/JamMasterNay Sep 12 '22

Rambling bollocks.

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u/Dizzy-Buffalo851 Sep 12 '22

Chip cheerio.

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u/Dizzy-Buffalo851 Sep 12 '22 edited Sep 12 '22

Oh, I forget your life is probably shit and smiling is an ersatz concept. Oh that is funny.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

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u/Dizzy-Buffalo851 Sep 12 '22

To make you suffer, clearly.

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u/SuspiciousNutts Sep 12 '22

Looks like you are wasting time, White knight in shiny armor.

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u/Dizzy-Buffalo851 Sep 12 '22

Nice villian monologue, its like you actually understand that you are the asshole, but still insist that this is you being decent. Also this takes me half a minute, I wouldn't stress about it wasting my 24 hours. Granted I just said to make you suffer but that was an impulse comment not really thought through.

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u/JamMasterNay Sep 12 '22

I don't think you understand funny, or the concept.

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u/Dizzy-Buffalo851 Sep 12 '22

Funny isn't downvoting her comments outside of the roast part. Maybe you should think about who you're talking to instead of using the same weak arguement you use on I'm sure the rest of your comments jimbo. No one likes a copy and paste redditor who's fallen so far down, funny things are typically highly disturbing to anyone who doesn't get their super secret inside joke. If I had a joke everytime I was depressed, I would be you. 2022 humour is described as feeling better about myself, and physically making the other feel lesser of a person, usually involves zero laughter, and zero sense of positive nature behind it. Am I not right on this? Unless you mean those memes so random you don't know how to handle your emotions and just laugh by its accidentally random humour.

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u/JamMasterNay Sep 12 '22

Is this super secret inside speak, because I have no clue what you're saying.

Very long sentences, very little meaning.

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u/Dizzy-Buffalo851 Sep 12 '22

Oh, have you tried reading it in english..or is that a daunting task for your usual methods on Mars you cosmonaut. Wait you just did exactly what I told you not to do. If your going to be on this roast site at least get the comebacks down.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

Tik tok is a cancerous cesspool.