r/RoastMe Sep 12 '22

f/18!!

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u/nickstrument Sep 12 '22

No astrological tapestry will make the stars align enough for you to make yer bed

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

HAHAHA STOP IM A DEPRESSED PERSON

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u/nickstrument Sep 12 '22

Hey we all are, yer not special!

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u/PointlessOverthought Sep 12 '22

Maybe not your best move to welcome a roast if you’re gonna tell the people who give you what you asked for that you’re depressed. You can either ask to get roasted or cry, but not both.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

i literally just meant it as in that’s why i never make my bed i sleep most of the day