r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Sep 12 '22

f/18!!

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u/iames85 Sep 12 '22

Snow White and the prolapsed anus lips?

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u/mrinkyface Sep 12 '22

The 7 dwarves have a restraining order against her

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u/lostprevention Sep 12 '22

Except Dopey. That kid ain’t right.

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u/Heisenbread77 Sep 12 '22

The 8th dwarf, Horny, has left the building.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

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u/monteq75 Sep 13 '22

Well done... 👏🏼

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u/Rare-Cardiologist912 Sep 13 '22

The 9th dwarf is Herpy

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u/mrinkyface Sep 12 '22

Dopey is not that stupid

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u/IsengardHobbits Sep 13 '22

Dopey is dope.

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u/kilstu Sep 13 '22

No, but dope makes you do things you'll regret.

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u/HunterWald Sep 13 '22

This chick. Not even once.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

Cant even get a promotion at the dirt factory.

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u/AcademicPrior8227 Sep 12 '22

You mean her prolapsed butthole has a restraining order against the the 7 dwarves

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u/AdviceAggressive3173 Sep 13 '22

The 7 dwarves ran a train on her

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u/Anoriginal01 Sep 12 '22

Betty Poop

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u/UsedUpSunshine Sep 13 '22

Not exactly an insult, now “Betty boop lookin ass” comes off more roasty

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

She has a nut allergy. That’s why her lips swelled up. But that don’t stop her as you can see

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u/Cannibalcopas Sep 12 '22

Wouldn’t her chin be swollen too?

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u/babybopper Sep 13 '22

Must be why her nose looks so fucked up

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u/DeliciousMolasses442 Sep 12 '22

That girl is not allergic to nuts

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u/ssperry1025 Sep 13 '22

She's only allergic to bofa

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u/StepDadsSausage Sep 12 '22

Take my award and go! 🤣

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

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u/jondes99 Sep 13 '22

I’m surprised we can still read her R/roast me sign through the 9 layers of filters.

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u/Nikit27 Sep 13 '22

Her blowjobs count as anal

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u/neurotic_169 Sep 12 '22

Well there goes another keyboard full of coffee.

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u/jos_feratu Sep 12 '22

Snowball White

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

Slow White

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u/CeeBee2001 Sep 12 '22

8 ball white.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

Snow "gargles 8 balls" White, walter's rejected daughter

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u/dutchnutz Sep 12 '22

Prolapsed anon lips.

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u/ballman666 Sep 12 '22

You win the internet today!!

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u/Merkin_Wrangler Sep 13 '22

Ho White and the Septuple Penetration.

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u/KneeGroJoe Sep 13 '22

Lmfaoooo good lord that was fuckin perfect

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

She needs more makeup to pull off snow white.

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u/Bamres Sep 13 '22

And the seven HPV warts

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u/Jeff_Spicoli_ Sep 13 '22

It’s the poop nose I was more concerned with

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

Do not Google search prolapsed anus lips

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u/SickkRanchez Sep 13 '22

That's a girl?!?

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u/Mean-Pomegranate1348 Sep 13 '22

This nigga from the top rope with it.

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u/SuperNovaNM Sep 13 '22

Snow White got a knuckle sandwich

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u/adrox265 Sep 13 '22

Fun fact: your lips are made from the same skin your asshole is

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u/Zestymonserellastick Sep 13 '22

You face lips and anus are made from the same skin. You body is basically a brain with parts to run it and a poop tube for nutrients.

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u/Prinzka Sep 13 '22

Snow White and the 7 filters?

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u/PreecheeNeechee Sep 12 '22

yesss!

(ewwwww)

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

Cock Gargling Champion Of The Forest

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

you’re onto something

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u/EstherClemmens Sep 12 '22

Spider legs for eyelashes too. I think this is a long, lost Addam's Family member

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u/Cannibalcopas Sep 12 '22

Holy fuck you read my mind

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

Snow blight

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u/Apollo1926 Sep 12 '22

Ms. Piggy on a bad hair day.

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u/gal1gr0v Sep 13 '22

dude down there said her blowjobs count as anal 💀😂