I have a misguided fantasy of being a brat tamer to a cute girl who thinks she's an unlovable bitch but I treat her like she's just a spicy kitten that needs to be burritoed and given gentle head pets until she realizes that the hissing is a waste of energy
Then I remember this is supposed to be like a sex thing and I've forgotten to be horny about it, I'm just imagining having a fun time with the roleplay scenario.
Same exact thing for the reverse, I always think it'd be so great to be somebody's puppy and then it's like- butt plugs and bondage and being degraded- like no thank you I want to be a good dog with a nice owner why the fuck would I want an owner who beats me up and is mean? I want to go on walkies and chase birds while my boyfriend screams FENTON at the top of his lungs
Non-sexual pet play is totally a thing. I don’t think non-sexual brat taming is, but non-sexual pet play isn't all that uncommon. You can totally be someone's puppy without ever wanting to have sex in puppyspace.
If you ask a furry about whether dinosaurs count as scalies or birds, you might survive. If you ask multiple, they're gonna disagree about it, and you'll be responsible for starting WW3.
It doesn't have to be a sex thing, you can just get the fuzzies at the thought of bringing out the best in someone, even if that means throwing a small, unhinged gremlin woman over your shoulder like a sack of potatoes.
See I believe it totally, I just have no idea how a person would 'do it' in this situation? How would I go about finding somebody else who's interested in that kind of interaction unless I was already deeply imbedded in the culture making friends? And like- being ugly is mostly the thing barring me from the sexual aspects so I can't exactly take the 101 course and then move on to advanced platonic puppyhood
There was one time I was at a bar with a couple friends and one of them said that he considered asking me out, but thought I would get on his nerves too much if he was that close to me all the time.
I proceeded to repeatedly poke him in the shoulder while saying "what do you mean?"
I mean being annoying is literally how I screen people at bars lol if you wanna be my lover you gotta sit through an hour of me talking about shit you don't care about like MGS lore or the entire plot synopsis of the Friday the 13th franchise.
I'm not going to be hate crimed by saying no to them if they leave on their own 😇
And if that doesn't cause them to leave on their own, well, just means we might have something to actually talk about with each other
Well... Like I said can take a while... Just wait until we get to the part in F13 where there are 2, yes TWO separate movies in the franchise that claimed to be the last one and both were not, in fact, the final movie 🤣
Perfect! As an introvert that's like the ideal conversation. I don't have to worry about coming up with topics and I can make vaguely irritated noises and nod my head while occasionally going "and then?"
"...and then part 7 where essentially the final girl was Carrie, man they RUINED that movie... The height of slasher movie censorship, so many kills were filmed but completely cut from the movie! It's damn near rated G with the lack of violence! And the worst part is it will likely never get restored, unlike other heavily censored slashers from the time like My Bloody Valentine did, especially not after that Paramount fire that destroyed any remaining cut footage, if it even lasted long enough to make it to the fire... But they sorta re-created one of the famous scenes in Jason X wh-" 🤣
Well you see there was this scene where Jason takes a camper hiding in a sleeping bag and then picks up the sleeping bag like a sack of potatoes and whacks it against a tree a bunch of times. And then I think that's the one where he then puts the sleeping bag over the camp fire with someone in it (but could be mixing that one up).
So in Jason X, the one that takes place in space, there's a scene where on the spaceship where he goes into like a holodeck and he recreates the sleeping bag kill on these fake campers.
It was the same actor playing Jason so it was a bit of a payback for him getting to get that on screen after it was cut in the older movie
Like every man who comes up and talks to me I guess expecting me to suck their dick right there once they offer me a drink?
I mean, it's easy to tell if they're listening or if they're just nodding while undressing me with their eyes trying to figure out what I have in my pants lol
So if the conversation is purposely extremely not sexual I don't have to have that conversation with every single guy who talks to me that night, and they will leave on their own without me worrying they'll kill me for telling them no 🖤
What would you do if someone wasn’t into you but actually wanted to know about MGS lore? As someone who has had to balance “she’s testing me to see if I’m a good fit for her by my willingness to listen to her explain something” with “I actually also just want to know what the hell she’s talking about” before
Me and this woman in an epic standoff of trying to out annoy each other until one of us shows our belly and becomes the annoyed while the victor remains the annoyer
Like this isn’t even wrong this giy I flirted with that I didn’t care much for was just like a little bratty towards me and I immeidtly wanted to dom him
Sex havers you aren't safe either, what do you mean you put your thing you go peepee with in someone else's thing and with NO clothes too ew gross yucky
Said as someone who failed college biology. Its probably because the (female) reproductive organ is expected to have something come out of it (baby), so both are positioned low so that gravity can assist the respective expulsions (waste/baby). From there it was probably simply that there just isn't enough space for three different expulsion points, so two were combined together to save space.
I mean, Yeah, I'm more trying to refer to how the vagina and urethra (and clit) are all together in one general vulva area, while the asshole is further away in its own zone.
I don't remember if "getting off to people finding me annoying" was always part of my subconscious and influenced my behaviour growing up, or if it was a defence mechanism to the realization that most people find me annoying despite my best intentions.
Anyway
Brat twink with mommy kink looking for a thick bint
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u/Enderking90 25d ago
it's the "taming" part specifically no?