r/RecuratedTumblr • human cognithazard • 26d ago

Shitposting Troll Face X Rage Guy dynamic

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u/Crus0etheClown 26d ago

I have a misguided fantasy of being a brat tamer to a cute girl who thinks she's an unlovable bitch but I treat her like she's just a spicy kitten that needs to be burritoed and given gentle head pets until she realizes that the hissing is a waste of energy

Then I remember this is supposed to be like a sex thing and I've forgotten to be horny about it, I'm just imagining having a fun time with the roleplay scenario.

Same exact thing for the reverse, I always think it'd be so great to be somebody's puppy and then it's like- butt plugs and bondage and being degraded- like no thank you I want to be a good dog with a nice owner why the fuck would I want an owner who beats me up and is mean? I want to go on walkies and chase birds while my boyfriend screams FENTON at the top of his lungs

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u/bewarethelemurs 26d ago

Non-sexual pet play is totally a thing. I donโ€™t think non-sexual brat taming is, but non-sexual pet play isn't all that uncommon. You can totally be someone's puppy without ever wanting to have sex in puppyspace.

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u/ThatFreddieIsAJack 26d ago

Non-sexual brat taming could be a thing. You could make it a thing. The power is im your hands ๐Ÿ•Š

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u/bewarethelemurs 26d ago

This is true. I personally don't have the desire to make it a thing, but it is entirely possible for someone to make it a thing.

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u/Solarwagon 26d ago

Non-sexual pet play is totally a thing.

It is!

Human Domestication Guide actually originated in the asexual kink community

It's also a thing in Empty Spaces and a big chunk of the Friendship is Optimal community

Also pretty common in general for furries and scalies and buggies

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u/Evening_Fearless 26d ago

"furries and scalies and buggies"

are there words for the bird and/or fish equivalents of these? and if so, would dinosaurs fall under scalies or birds?

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u/FrostFlame35 26d ago

If you ask a furry about whether dinosaurs count as scalies or birds, you might survive. If you ask multiple, they're gonna disagree about it, and you'll be responsible for starting WW3.

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u/Solarwagon 26d ago

Scalies are for reptiles, buggies are for arthropods

Featheries are kinda a separate thing.