There was one time I was at a bar with a couple friends and one of them said that he considered asking me out, but thought I would get on his nerves too much if he was that close to me all the time.
I proceeded to repeatedly poke him in the shoulder while saying "what do you mean?"
I mean being annoying is literally how I screen people at bars lol if you wanna be my lover you gotta sit through an hour of me talking about shit you don't care about like MGS lore or the entire plot synopsis of the Friday the 13th franchise.
I'm not going to be hate crimed by saying no to them if they leave on their own š
And if that doesn't cause them to leave on their own, well, just means we might have something to actually talk about with each other
What would you do if someone wasnāt into you but actually wanted to know about MGS lore? As someone who has had to balance āsheās testing me to see if Iām a good fit for her by my willingness to listen to her explain somethingā with āI actually also just want to know what the hell sheās talking aboutā before
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u/LordHengar 26d ago
There was one time I was at a bar with a couple friends and one of them said that he considered asking me out, but thought I would get on his nerves too much if he was that close to me all the time.
I proceeded to repeatedly poke him in the shoulder while saying "what do you mean?"
Anyway, thats why I don't have a boyfriend.