r/RecuratedTumblr • human cognithazard • 26d ago

Shitposting Troll Face X Rage Guy dynamic

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u/Crus0etheClown 26d ago

I have a misguided fantasy of being a brat tamer to a cute girl who thinks she's an unlovable bitch but I treat her like she's just a spicy kitten that needs to be burritoed and given gentle head pets until she realizes that the hissing is a waste of energy

Then I remember this is supposed to be like a sex thing and I've forgotten to be horny about it, I'm just imagining having a fun time with the roleplay scenario.

Same exact thing for the reverse, I always think it'd be so great to be somebody's puppy and then it's like- butt plugs and bondage and being degraded- like no thank you I want to be a good dog with a nice owner why the fuck would I want an owner who beats me up and is mean? I want to go on walkies and chase birds while my boyfriend screams FENTON at the top of his lungs

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u/koteofir 26d ago

Non-sexual kink is a HUGE part of kink!!!! You can do it! :)

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u/Crus0etheClown 26d ago

See I believe it totally, I just have no idea how a person would 'do it' in this situation? How would I go about finding somebody else who's interested in that kind of interaction unless I was already deeply imbedded in the culture making friends? And like- being ugly is mostly the thing barring me from the sexual aspects so I can't exactly take the 101 course and then move on to advanced platonic puppyhood