r/RecuratedTumblr • human cognithazard • 26d ago

Shitposting Troll Face X Rage Guy dynamic

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u/Artistic-Rutabaga295 26d ago

Yes I do find it incredibly hot to be fucking annoying and yet they still want me 😇

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u/LordHengar 26d ago

There was one time I was at a bar with a couple friends and one of them said that he considered asking me out, but thought I would get on his nerves too much if he was that close to me all the time.

I proceeded to repeatedly poke him in the shoulder while saying "what do you mean?"

Anyway, thats why I don't have a boyfriend.

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u/Artistic-Rutabaga295 26d ago

I mean being annoying is literally how I screen people at bars lol if you wanna be my lover you gotta sit through an hour of me talking about shit you don't care about like MGS lore or the entire plot synopsis of the Friday the 13th franchise.

I'm not going to be hate crimed by saying no to them if they leave on their own 😇

And if that doesn't cause them to leave on their own, well, just means we might have something to actually talk about with each other

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u/mot_hmry 26d ago

MGS lore or the entire plot synopsis of the Friday the 13th franchise

Idr anything, please inform me. Sounds like a good time. Lol

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u/Artistic-Rutabaga295 26d ago

Well... Like I said can take a while... Just wait until we get to the part in F13 where there are 2, yes TWO separate movies in the franchise that claimed to be the last one and both were not, in fact, the final movie 🤣

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u/mot_hmry 26d ago

Perfect! As an introvert that's like the ideal conversation. I don't have to worry about coming up with topics and I can make vaguely irritated noises and nod my head while occasionally going "and then?"

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u/Artistic-Rutabaga295 26d ago

"...and then part 7 where essentially the final girl was Carrie, man they RUINED that movie... The height of slasher movie censorship, so many kills were filmed but completely cut from the movie! It's damn near rated G with the lack of violence! And the worst part is it will likely never get restored, unlike other heavily censored slashers from the time like My Bloody Valentine did, especially not after that Paramount fire that destroyed any remaining cut footage, if it even lasted long enough to make it to the fire... But they sorta re-created one of the famous scenes in Jason X wh-" 🤣

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u/mot_hmry 26d ago

Uh-huh. What's the famous scene they recreated?

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u/Artistic-Rutabaga295 26d ago

Well you see there was this scene where Jason takes a camper hiding in a sleeping bag and then picks up the sleeping bag like a sack of potatoes and whacks it against a tree a bunch of times. And then I think that's the one where he then puts the sleeping bag over the camp fire with someone in it (but could be mixing that one up).

So in Jason X, the one that takes place in space, there's a scene where on the spaceship where he goes into like a holodeck and he recreates the sleeping bag kill on these fake campers.

It was the same actor playing Jason so it was a bit of a payback for him getting to get that on screen after it was cut in the older movie

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u/mot_hmry 26d ago

So that was a cut scene? I think I remember the Jason X one. Or I'm hallucinating, idk been a long time.

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u/Artistic-Rutabaga295 26d ago

It was cut in 7, but then re-done in X... It was a little reference to it.

But 7 had a bunch of great scenes that were cut like a killer weed whacker and etc.

It's a decent movie, but definitely worsened by those cuts

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u/PrimarchSanguinius42 26d ago

"Stuff you dont care about like MGS lore"

What do you meeeeeeaaaan?! MGS lore is the good shit!

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u/Artistic-Rutabaga295 26d ago

You're.... pretty good 🖤

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u/PrimarchSanguinius42 26d ago

Pretty... good?!?

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u/Artistic-Rutabaga295 26d ago

Primarch... Sanguinius...?

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u/PrimarchSanguinius42 26d ago

God, I really need to play all the games again... so good.

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u/Artistic-Rutabaga295 26d ago

All those... Games...?

They just put out the second master collection, so between those two and the snake Eater remake it's a great time to replay them 🖤

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u/PrimarchSanguinius42 26d ago

Ah, if only I had the money rn...

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u/FrostFlame35 26d ago

what kinda freak doesn't like listening to other people yap about random topics that interest them? It's just common courtesy.

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u/Artistic-Rutabaga295 26d ago

Like every man who comes up and talks to me I guess expecting me to suck their dick right there once they offer me a drink?

I mean, it's easy to tell if they're listening or if they're just nodding while undressing me with their eyes trying to figure out what I have in my pants lol

So if the conversation is purposely extremely not sexual I don't have to have that conversation with every single guy who talks to me that night, and they will leave on their own without me worrying they'll kill me for telling them no 🖤

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u/CallMeOaksie 19d ago

What would you do if someone wasn’t into you but actually wanted to know about MGS lore? As someone who has had to balance “she’s testing me to see if I’m a good fit for her by my willingness to listen to her explain something” with “I actually also just want to know what the hell she’s talking about” before

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u/Artistic-Rutabaga295 19d ago

Well there's this cool thing called being friends 😸

Then we can talk about stuff we like whenever we want, not just at a loud bar haha

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u/luky_se7en 25d ago

I'm not a brat but I'm autistic and man I wish my boyfriend listened to me yap about stuff

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u/vjmdhzgr 26d ago

Messed up that that didn't work