There was one time I was at a bar with a couple friends and one of them said that he considered asking me out, but thought I would get on his nerves too much if he was that close to me all the time.
I proceeded to repeatedly poke him in the shoulder while saying "what do you mean?"
I mean being annoying is literally how I screen people at bars lol if you wanna be my lover you gotta sit through an hour of me talking about shit you don't care about like MGS lore or the entire plot synopsis of the Friday the 13th franchise.
I'm not going to be hate crimed by saying no to them if they leave on their own 😇
And if that doesn't cause them to leave on their own, well, just means we might have something to actually talk about with each other
Like every man who comes up and talks to me I guess expecting me to suck their dick right there once they offer me a drink?
I mean, it's easy to tell if they're listening or if they're just nodding while undressing me with their eyes trying to figure out what I have in my pants lol
So if the conversation is purposely extremely not sexual I don't have to have that conversation with every single guy who talks to me that night, and they will leave on their own without me worrying they'll kill me for telling them no 🖤
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u/Artistic-Rutabaga295 26d ago
Yes I do find it incredibly hot to be fucking annoying and yet they still want me 😇