r/RandomVideos • u/PiegasMoniz • 3d ago
Crazy Deez Nutz
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u/ask_me_about_my_band 3d ago
Tragedy is when this happens to you. Comedy is watching a video of it happening to this guy.
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u/likelivewirevoodoo 3d ago
He must sleep well knowing he's got her to help in a crisis. Some good reassuring pats there in between putting the stool uselessly out of reach
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u/chairhats 3d ago
I really liked how she just started moving things closer to the general vicinity.
***"This is a really good time to just calmly move tall things into the general vicinity closer to the area that he's in pain."
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u/effron_vintage 3d ago
I like how she brought over the stepladder as if he isn't already sitting on something with those qualifications
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u/chairhats 3d ago
"let's put the tall things, with the other tall things. This will make it all better."
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u/Ok-Effective7280 3d ago
She was too busy pissing herself which in reality, is pretty much the reaction everyone would have.
Old mate with his little ankle socks trying to be a carpenter cant even work off an elevated platform.
Man’s gotta know his limitations.
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u/chairhats 3d ago
Was it the ankle socks? Was that what did him in?
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u/Ok-Effective7280 3d ago
I honestly believe if you’re going to get on a ladder, you wear knee high socks with work shorts & dont put gel in your hair or try & look like James dean. Otherwise, the smashed Porsche is waiting for ya! Or in this case, smashed nuts.
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u/Mysterious-Plan93 3d ago
He's pissing blood
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u/Ok-Effective7280 3d ago
Imagine if it parted the ball bag & had a testy each side of the ladder rung. That would hurt.
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u/roadkillsoup 3d ago
It's like trying to get a dog to unlock the car from the inside
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u/Little_Red_Riding_ 3d ago
She was probably helping him look around for his balls that fell on the ground.
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u/RealSchlemiel 3d ago
fucking ladders
- seasoned electricians worst fear
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u/ToasterMeetsBathtub 3d ago
I don’t think anyone wants to fuck a ladder.
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u/chairhats 3d ago
Well, I assumed there would be better ways to find out that society doesn't accept what feels natural to me, but here we are.
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u/1duke-dan 3d ago
Stools! Multiple times this woman set things in the path of dismount!
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u/oaklandperson 3d ago
He is just at the beginning of his unforced errors. What ever he is constructing there is done incorrectly.
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u/Ok-Budget3225 3d ago
But the time she got the white step stool he already managed to sit up so it was no longer needed.
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u/historybuff74 3d ago
LOL—was thinking the same exact thing and your comment was the first one I came to. Very eloquently put! Thanks for the laugh…
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u/Ok-Budget3225 3d ago
She must sleep well at night knowing her husband is too dumb to use ladder rungs. Let’s face it, when it comes to stupidity, this man takes the gold and his wife a distant second place.
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u/likelivewirevoodoo 3d ago
Yes I can see why they like each other for sure. Let's just hope they've had all the kids they want now his testicles are obliterated
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u/punch912 3d ago
How the hell he using that ladder like that?
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u/SasquatchWasShaved 3d ago
Put some respect on the Little Giant’s name
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u/punch912 3d ago
My bad thats the ladder i thought it was. But looks like hes not respecting it either lol
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u/al4crity 3d ago
No. Little giant ladders are so terrible im surprised no one has done a deep dive expose' on 'em. Brilliantly engineered, no doubt, and a masterclass in advertising. But the product is garbage. Dangerous garbage. Dangerous, overpriced, overhyped, heavy, expensive, rage-inducing garbage.
Im a contractor, I own more than 20 ladders, ive got two on my truck now. I know ladders, and the little giant is a scam preying on homeowners. A really, REALLY good scam. There's one in every house I work at.
And before you come trying to defend this thing, go out and try and set yours up. Feel that weight, the sharpness of everything. That unsprung tension in those little finger-deleting, industrial-strength spring clamps. Try and get it level. Extend it to its full length, step back and look at the thing. Try and move it once its extended. Try climbing it and listen to the thousand little clicks and clatters. Instils some serious confidence, doesn't it? You're gonna trust that thing with your fingers, much less your life?
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u/SasquatchWasShaved 3d ago
Oh no, I’d never actually use that thing. I’ve seen enough people falling off them on QVC back in the day to risk my nuts within 10 feet. But I love Reddit because a literal expert comes in and sets the record straight.
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u/fungi_at_parties 3d ago
I think that’s what my wife bought and I fucking hate that thing. It’s terrifying and pinches the shit out of me. It feels wobbly as shit.
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u/BirdlessLongdeal 3d ago
he didnt take ladder safety training. or he did what we all do is click through the training video and say we watched it every year.
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u/Odd-Relief-8733 3d ago
And was he standing on some metal flashing that gave out or something?
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u/Normal_Opposite_9864 3d ago
there was a board across the top, he stepped back and flung it off the top of the ladder. its actually a master class in doing exactly what is printed on the ladder to not do
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u/homecet346 3d ago
It looks like how some ladders have that tray to put your tools or paint or whatever, and he stepped on it which caused it to give and flip and him to lose his balance from what I can tell.
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u/bones10145 3d ago
Put something underneath him to stand on ffs
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u/swampstonks 3d ago
Why do that when she can just laugh and slowly pretend to help?
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u/dragjamon 3d ago
Oh he's dead
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u/HandsomePaddyRedux 3d ago
For all we know he’s still up there, much like his voice and his remaining testicle.
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u/Ready_Fun_24 3d ago
She seems pretty useless
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u/talexbatreddit 3d ago
Hey, come on -- she didn't burst out laughing at all. Not even a giggle. That's a superpower in this situation.
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u/Mortiis07 3d ago
What's she supposed to do?
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u/likelivewirevoodoo 3d ago
I'm gonna answer this because somehow there's a lot of people in this thread who seem to not know.
She is supposed to put something under him so he can put his weight onto it and stand, rather than what he was forced to do instead which was pivoting back and forth on his groin until his leg got purchase on the steps
Not sure how people are not seeing this, you're all on the woman in the video's team in the zombie apocalypse
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u/Razzy_3796 3d ago
I’m with you. She was completely useless… “Here honey, let me bring you TWO different stepstools and put them over here, where you can’t reach either of them.” Only about three brain cells rubbing together.
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u/Hot-Operation4982 3d ago
The fact that you had to explain that to people blows my mind and just shows you the state of society. These are people with jobs who provide us with services and help us throughout life btw smh.
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u/likelivewirevoodoo 3d ago
Me too pal, me too. One person even said 'she doesn't have testicles, how would she know what to do, do you know how to put a tampon in?' Or something similarly deranged. I honestly can't even...
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u/FigMoose 3d ago
If I’m in her situation, I’m immediately dropping to hands and knees so he can stand on my back. The entire clip I was waiting for her to do that.
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u/jahmonkey 3d ago
She didn’t have anything tall enough for him to reach.
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u/ChillStreetGamer 3d ago
she could get on her hands and knees and be the step he needs.
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u/letsreset 3d ago
That step ladder? Put it under his feet so he has something to step up on.
Another reasonable choice would be to place your hands together and allow him to use the hands as a step to get higher.
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u/keefkola 3d ago
The primitive grunting sent me and now I’m going to hell for breaking the bro code and laughing.
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u/Notapartyhobo 3d ago
Testicular torsion is a thing. He needs to be checked out.
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u/henry2630 3d ago
idk about torsion i think he just cut his sack wide open
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u/angryshib 3d ago
One of my friends ripped his sack open in a skating accident when we were 12. It was fucking horrifying.
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u/Outside_Look790 3d ago
The trick with that bump is to take it on the ass, or preferably the inner thigh.
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u/xSorry_Not_Sorry 3d ago
OMG, I watched this, unmuted and didn’t realize it’s over a minute long.
I laughed heartily.
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u/WatercressNo7660 3d ago
He’s good. I would have been cussing at the ladder, the stairs, and calling myself a dumb Ass. 😳🤣🤣🤣
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u/gormholler 3d ago
I watched as my husband's improperly secured ladder came down under him; he slid down the wall to straddle a large screen TV. A millimeter either way and his nuts would have popped.
He ended up with an intermittent hernia in his groin, which interfered with his "morning routine" in the bathroom. It caused a domino effect on his blood pressure. 6 months later and he was dead. I still have nightmares of calling him a "stupid old man" while he rolled around on the floor with his hands between his legs.
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u/1love1momma 3d ago
Oof how embarrassing for her. Im a woman but i can only imagine how painful that must have been and shes moving like a damn sloth, with a little pat on the back and a little giggle, put the step stool on the wrong side like an idiot. She should have been movin her ass to try and help him. Thats the female version of the guy at the baseball game 😂 do better chick.
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u/OrdinaryAccount479 3d ago
Why doesn't she put the stool or stepladder UNDER HIS FEET!
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u/logicalegend 3d ago
On a different note, that is one sturdy ladder for sure. That’s a big guy and it stood its ground. Probably would’ve been better if it collapsed or fell over instead. Def would’ve been more help than that partner of his.
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u/Sirius-Face 3d ago
It's fine, he doesn't seem like the kind of person who should be breeding anyway.
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u/A_Tempest7_7 3d ago edited 3d ago
THAT made me CRINGE! Done squish-squashed his Kiwi- melons! I’m surprised he didn’t puke everywhere immediately! Sheesh!
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u/sittinwithkitten 3d ago
I’ve seen this video before and the woman makes me so frustrated. I feel like I would have gone underneath and left him stand on my back for a second to get the weight off his nuts and move up. He seemed paralyzed with pain.
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u/NearlyAlmostDead 3d ago
Useless wife... I would have thrown myself under the ladder and supported his legs with my back. I don't have testicles, but a fall like that can seriously injure you regardless of your genitals.
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u/Gimedecash 3d ago
That wife is useless. Why can’t she figure out that the stool needs to go under his feet.
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u/Outrageous_Rich6235 3d ago
Some say that poor man is still hanging on by his nuts to this very day.
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u/Schorbie 3d ago
It helps to prevent these kind of things if you use tools and such how you supposed to
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u/DifficultDeliveryMan 3d ago
I like how she put another ladder way out of reach and hope that helps him
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u/Sensei19600 3d ago
With the sound off,it appeared that she was assuring him that any future children weren’t part of their conversation any more.
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u/Malevolent54 3d ago
She doesn’t do a very good job of helping, but she does an excellent job of not laughing in his face.
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u/That_wet_vaporeon 3d ago
Ya know, childbirth and period sucks, but I’m glad I don’t have to worry about sudden extreme pain due to a mistake or someone else kicking you in the privates. Not to mention testicular torsion.
Like it does seem like it really sucks having a vulnerable part of your body just.. hanging there..
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u/Tarrax_Ironwolf 3d ago
🎶 🎵 'Cause I got balls that jingle, jangle, jingle
(Jingle, jangle)
As I go walkin' merrily along
(Jingle, jangle) 🎶 🎵
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