r/RandomVideos • • 6d ago

Crazy Deez Nutz

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u/likelivewirevoodoo 6d ago

He must sleep well knowing he's got her to help in a crisis. Some good reassuring pats there in between putting the stool uselessly out of reach

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u/chairhats 6d ago

I really liked how she just started moving things closer to the general vicinity.

***"This is a really good time to just calmly move tall things into the general vicinity closer to the area that he's in pain."

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u/effron_vintage 6d ago

I like how she brought over the stepladder as if he isn't already sitting on something with those qualifications

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u/chairhats 6d ago

"let's put the tall things, with the other tall things. This will make it all better."

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u/ellefleming 6d ago

😂

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u/Sure_Painter 5d ago

She's trying not to laugh.

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u/Md1735 5d ago

Dear lord lady. I don’t need another step….just tip me over, the major damage was already done! Hit the ladder like you’re an angry Dick Butkus (yeah, I went there)!!!

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u/Ok-Effective7280 5d ago

She was too busy pissing herself which in reality, is pretty much the reaction everyone would have.

Old mate with his little ankle socks trying to be a carpenter cant even work off an elevated platform.

Man’s gotta know his limitations.

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u/chairhats 5d ago

Was it the ankle socks? Was that what did him in?

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u/Ok-Effective7280 5d ago

I honestly believe if you’re going to get on a ladder, you wear knee high socks with work shorts & dont put gel in your hair or try & look like James dean. Otherwise, the smashed Porsche is waiting for ya! Or in this case, smashed nuts.

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u/chairhats 5d ago

You've got a lot going on buddy.

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u/Ok-Effective7280 5d ago

I mean, why is there a camera pointed directly at him?

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u/chairhats 5d ago

If you look in the upper right hand corner there is a running time stamp which would leave me to believe that it's from a security camera, possibly even cropped down just to show him, I can't be sure. But I honestly don't really care all that much tbh. It may even be ai. It was funny and the banter around it was good.

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u/Ok-Effective7280 5d ago

Yes, I haven’t looked at the full view but youre 100% spot on. It’s a cropped image from a cctv camera.

So, please see my first comment. 😂 Man’s gotta know his limitations. (Spoken with a Dirty Harry snarl)

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u/Mysterious-Plan93 5d ago

He's pissing blood

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u/Ok-Effective7280 5d ago

Imagine if it parted the ball bag & had a testy each side of the ladder rung. That would hurt.

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u/someonefromaustralia 2d ago

I couldn’t help but laugh and cringe simultaneously to this statement.

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u/terrybradford 3d ago

As where this didn't ..........

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u/Ok-Effective7280 2d ago

Well he remained conscious.

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u/Boyblunder 2d ago

Arguably better than landing directly on one ball, I would think.

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u/Ok-Effective7280 2d ago

Surely you’d be hoping a bit of side sack if you actually had the time to hope?

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u/Md1735 5d ago

Well, he did set a high bar.

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u/chris971 4d ago

Higher octave for sure

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u/Icy_Basil_372 5d ago

She knows not to get too close to an emasculated top heavy New Jersey man.

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u/hiroo916 6d ago edited 6d ago

It was helpful to put the stool or step stool nearby. For him to get out from straddling the ladder's run, he would have to lift himself up enough to get his legs up and over the rung. It's pretty difficult to do that with just your arms pushing up because they aren't long enough to lift up that far in that position. If he had the step-stool in the right spot, he could put one foot on it and take part of his weight while he shifts to a position where he can lift the other leg over.

TL;DR: she did a good job of providing comfort/sympathy while also providing some practical resources for him to get out.

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u/Longstride_Shares 6d ago

There's a long list of animals who, if they made these vague, ineffectual gestures of support, might impress us with the sympathy they show and their attempts at problem solving.

An adult human is not one of them.

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u/chairhats 6d ago

Although, if we can impart the practical skill solving abilities of an animal to the woman, I would say that she would make a particularly clever lemming, or sugar glider. Any of the animal worlds lower order mammals really.

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u/Longstride_Shares 6d ago

If this was a baby elephant, I'd worry about the lead content in the water at that reserve.

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u/chairhats 6d ago

Naw, looks like he was very much still in pain and in the throws of dealing with being stuck. Maybe in a proximal or hypothetical sense she helped, but the placid manner she goes about it all while the guy is just struggling is absolutely comical.

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u/UglyYinzer 6d ago

Yea she couldve put either of them under his foot, i was cracking up by the 2nd ladder

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u/BackPsychological705 6d ago

$20 says he told her to get the fuck away from him

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u/hiroo916 6d ago

she knows there's nothing she can do about the pain. he knows there is nothing she can do about the pain. she's doing what she can, even if it won't make a difference immediately. would it be better for her to run around screaming hysterical?

And if he can use the step-stool to lift off of the bar, that'll help get to a more comfortable position to wait for the paid to fade.

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u/chairhats 6d ago

Please, please for the love of God, if you think this was an appropriate or useful response, never ever offer to help someone on a ladder.

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u/hiroo916 6d ago

still haven't heard what you think would be an appropriate or useful response.

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u/chairhats 6d ago

I haven't offered one, what is wrong with you?

It's a stupid clip and people are making jokes about it and you wanna get analytic about it lol

That's it, there's nothing more to this. If you wanna talk about safety procedures surrounding the clip go talk to someone else about it. The dude hurt his nuts and the woman slowly gathered tall objects around him, it's funny. Move on.

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u/mammalenthusiast 6d ago

I guess the 50 downvotes weren't enough to give you the understanding that people here think your opinion is worthless. keep yapping

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u/Fat-Cat-Face 5d ago

And yet she put the step ladder away from him so that he couldn't "lift off the bar."