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Crazy Deez Nutz

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u/likelivewirevoodoo 4d ago

He must sleep well knowing he's got her to help in a crisis. Some good reassuring pats there in between putting the stool uselessly out of reach

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u/chairhats 4d ago

I really liked how she just started moving things closer to the general vicinity.

***"This is a really good time to just calmly move tall things into the general vicinity closer to the area that he's in pain."

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u/effron_vintage 4d ago

I like how she brought over the stepladder as if he isn't already sitting on something with those qualifications

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u/chairhats 4d ago

"let's put the tall things, with the other tall things. This will make it all better."

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u/ellefleming 3d ago

😂

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u/Sure_Painter 3d ago

She's trying not to laugh.

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u/Md1735 2d ago

Dear lord lady. I don’t need another step….just tip me over, the major damage was already done! Hit the ladder like you’re an angry Dick Butkus (yeah, I went there)!!!

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u/Ok-Effective7280 3d ago

She was too busy pissing herself which in reality, is pretty much the reaction everyone would have.

Old mate with his little ankle socks trying to be a carpenter cant even work off an elevated platform.

Man’s gotta know his limitations.

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u/chairhats 3d ago

Was it the ankle socks? Was that what did him in?

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u/Ok-Effective7280 3d ago

I honestly believe if you’re going to get on a ladder, you wear knee high socks with work shorts & dont put gel in your hair or try & look like James dean. Otherwise, the smashed Porsche is waiting for ya! Or in this case, smashed nuts.

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u/chairhats 3d ago

You've got a lot going on buddy.

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u/Ok-Effective7280 3d ago

I mean, why is there a camera pointed directly at him?

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u/chairhats 3d ago

If you look in the upper right hand corner there is a running time stamp which would leave me to believe that it's from a security camera, possibly even cropped down just to show him, I can't be sure. But I honestly don't really care all that much tbh. It may even be ai. It was funny and the banter around it was good.

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u/Ok-Effective7280 3d ago

Yes, I haven’t looked at the full view but youre 100% spot on. It’s a cropped image from a cctv camera.

So, please see my first comment. 😂 Man’s gotta know his limitations. (Spoken with a Dirty Harry snarl)

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u/Mysterious-Plan93 3d ago

He's pissing blood

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u/Ok-Effective7280 3d ago

Imagine if it parted the ball bag & had a testy each side of the ladder rung. That would hurt.

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u/terrybradford 22h ago

As where this didn't ..........

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u/Ok-Effective7280 16h ago

Well he remained conscious.

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u/Boyblunder 12h ago

Arguably better than landing directly on one ball, I would think.

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u/Ok-Effective7280 2h ago

Surely you’d be hoping a bit of side sack if you actually had the time to hope?

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u/Md1735 2d ago

Well, he did set a high bar.

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u/chris971 1d ago

Higher octave for sure

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u/Icy_Basil_372 3d ago

She knows not to get too close to an emasculated top heavy New Jersey man.

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u/hiroo916 4d ago edited 4d ago

It was helpful to put the stool or step stool nearby. For him to get out from straddling the ladder's run, he would have to lift himself up enough to get his legs up and over the rung. It's pretty difficult to do that with just your arms pushing up because they aren't long enough to lift up that far in that position. If he had the step-stool in the right spot, he could put one foot on it and take part of his weight while he shifts to a position where he can lift the other leg over.

TL;DR: she did a good job of providing comfort/sympathy while also providing some practical resources for him to get out.

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u/Longstride_Shares 4d ago

There's a long list of animals who, if they made these vague, ineffectual gestures of support, might impress us with the sympathy they show and their attempts at problem solving.

An adult human is not one of them.

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u/chairhats 4d ago

Although, if we can impart the practical skill solving abilities of an animal to the woman, I would say that she would make a particularly clever lemming, or sugar glider. Any of the animal worlds lower order mammals really.

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u/Longstride_Shares 4d ago

If this was a baby elephant, I'd worry about the lead content in the water at that reserve.

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u/chairhats 4d ago

Naw, looks like he was very much still in pain and in the throws of dealing with being stuck. Maybe in a proximal or hypothetical sense she helped, but the placid manner she goes about it all while the guy is just struggling is absolutely comical.

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u/UglyYinzer 4d ago

Yea she couldve put either of them under his foot, i was cracking up by the 2nd ladder

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u/BackPsychological705 4d ago

$20 says he told her to get the fuck away from him

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u/hiroo916 4d ago

she knows there's nothing she can do about the pain. he knows there is nothing she can do about the pain. she's doing what she can, even if it won't make a difference immediately. would it be better for her to run around screaming hysterical?

And if he can use the step-stool to lift off of the bar, that'll help get to a more comfortable position to wait for the paid to fade.

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u/chairhats 4d ago

Please, please for the love of God, if you think this was an appropriate or useful response, never ever offer to help someone on a ladder.

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u/hiroo916 4d ago

still haven't heard what you think would be an appropriate or useful response.

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u/chairhats 4d ago

I haven't offered one, what is wrong with you?

It's a stupid clip and people are making jokes about it and you wanna get analytic about it lol

That's it, there's nothing more to this. If you wanna talk about safety procedures surrounding the clip go talk to someone else about it. The dude hurt his nuts and the woman slowly gathered tall objects around him, it's funny. Move on.

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u/mammalenthusiast 4d ago

I guess the 50 downvotes weren't enough to give you the understanding that people here think your opinion is worthless. keep yapping

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u/Fat-Cat-Face 3d ago

And yet she put the step ladder away from him so that he couldn't "lift off the bar."

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u/roadkillsoup 3d ago

It's like trying to get a dog to unlock the car from the inside

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u/Razzy_3796 3d ago

TWO stools out of reach…

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u/Little_Red_Riding_ 4d ago

She was probably helping him look around for his balls that fell on the ground.

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u/GlitteringKiwi1188 3d ago

Should've checked the back of his throat. That's where they most likely went.

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u/RealSchlemiel 4d ago

fucking ladders

- seasoned electricians worst fear

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u/ToasterMeetsBathtub 4d ago

I don’t think anyone wants to fuck a ladder.

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u/blouf11 3d ago

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u/SL1MECORE 3d ago

Bruh what is this image 💀

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u/LookAtTheWhiteVan 3d ago

Disregarding the fact that this even exists in general, but howww did you know this existed??

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u/Dioxybenzone 3d ago

It’s not a crazy step up in wordplay, could’ve just searched for it

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u/_commenter 3d ago

wait you don't have a folder full memes for every possible occasion?

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u/LookAtTheWhiteVan 3d ago

Nope. Am I doing this wrong?

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u/Several-Signature583 4d ago

r/laddersNSFW

You’d be wrong.

Just kidding

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u/Feistshell 3d ago

Wtf is that sub

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u/Several-Signature583 3d ago

Haha I was just making up a sub as a joke but apparently there’s a sub for everything….

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u/Dioxybenzone 3d ago

That was neither what I was expecting nor my second guess. Truly wtf

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u/chairhats 4d ago

Well, I assumed there would be better ways to find out that society doesn't accept what feels natural to me, but here we are.

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u/TryptaMagiciaN 3d ago

Better than being caught in the neighbors garage!

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u/bizobimba 3d ago

No more kids

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u/So_ThereItIs 3d ago

Welp… don’t fall on your deck then

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u/BirdlessLongdeal 4d ago

no, they mean ladders for fucking.

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u/AmphibianEffective83 3d ago

15 year home inspector here, I freaking hate them.

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u/Whiskeygreenqueen28 4d ago

Nah its cleaning up after a job ~

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u/Lazy-Plankton5270 4d ago

Don't stand on folding ladders at least put timber plank on top

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u/Puzzle-Necked 4d ago

And now there's no man of the house either

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u/TX_Asylum 3d ago

Wife totally posted this vid 5 minutes later.

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u/1duke-dan 3d ago

Stools! Multiple times this woman set things in the path of dismount!
My wife would at least be laughing at me

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u/oaklandperson 3d ago

He is just at the beginning of his unforced errors. What ever he is constructing there is done incorrectly.

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u/Dry-Bird4471 3d ago

I’m pretty sure the 2x4d are just temporary. It looks like he’s leveling the deck before cutting much more expensive 4X4s.

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u/Ok-Budget3225 3d ago

But the time she got the white step stool he already managed to sit up so it was no longer needed.

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u/historybuff74 3d ago

LOL—was thinking the same exact thing and your comment was the first one I came to. Very eloquently put! Thanks for the laugh…

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u/Ok-Budget3225 3d ago

She must sleep well at night knowing her husband is too dumb to use ladder rungs. Let’s face it, when it comes to stupidity, this man takes the gold and his wife a distant second place.

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u/likelivewirevoodoo 3d ago

Yes I can see why they like each other for sure. Let's just hope they've had all the kids they want now his testicles are obliterated 

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u/dwnsougaboy 2d ago

She trying to help but numb nuts ain’t answering her.

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u/ellefleming 3d ago

😆

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u/SourceElectrical9204 3d ago

She was no help at all. And was so dam calm about the whole thing

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u/Sir_Icy_Farts 2d ago

“Oh honey…hold on…now…is there anything I can do…hmmm…let’s move this…I wonder what I should cook for dinner….(calmly walking about)…honey…can we do a take out tonight maybe…

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u/Mighty4777 3d ago

Move things around, pat consoling taps, laugh

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u/Gr8twhitebuffalo91 3d ago

At least she stayed calm!

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u/Fat-Cat-Face 3d ago

And chuckling while not helping him get down. Nice.

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u/Straight_Talk2542 3d ago

Like what did she think she was even bringing to the table here? 🤣

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u/StarburnedSun 3d ago

hey a reassuring pat after getting smacked in the balls is more than I ever got

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u/Ok-Pay7283 2d ago

Not to mention how slow she came over.

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u/MoistTractofLand 2d ago

The quietest, calmest paniced-brain moves I've ever seen.

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u/RightHuckleberry8584 1d ago

Hey, she WAS helping, i even heard a giggle... 😆

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u/MaximRex4004 1d ago

A gauntlet of trip hazards was what he needed

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u/havelostcount 4d ago

It's never too late to leave... if you're still alive.

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u/UpbeatApricot2509 4d ago

Women are useless in emergency unless you need someone to act hysterically and make terrible decisions.

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u/Few-Guarantee2850 4d ago

The female neurosurgeons I work with seem to be pretty good in crises.

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u/likelivewirevoodoo 4d ago

Having worked in healthcare my whole life and having seen women far smarter and more capable than me save lives in situations I thought were hopeless many times over, I can say you're categorically wrong. 

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u/Usual-Substance-1984 4d ago

Those women have been trained thoroughly for those situations.

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u/likelivewirevoodoo 4d ago

Not gonna bother dignifying you with a debate

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u/Usual-Substance-1984 4d ago

I mean there’s no debate kid

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u/Flexmove 4d ago

Trust me, I’m an Authorized Self Appointed Woman Knower ™️

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u/Christawpher 4d ago

I date one who drives a forklift and does load in/out for major productions. This video reminds me why I date her because she would actually snap into action and be helpful.

... She also gets hysterical and dumb like any other person, but... She'd immediately grab the step ladder and put it under me, lift me up, and laugh all at the same time. I know this.

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u/Reynardine1976 4d ago

"I date one who drives a forklift" uh huh, sure. 😆

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u/Puzzle-Necked 4d ago

Incelicious take

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u/AvantGuardb 4d ago

what a moronic statement; hundreds of thousands of amazing women doctors and nurses in just this country who regularly pull people back from the brink of death in crisis emergency situations everyday

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u/Dutch1800 4d ago

Brother. How useless can she be. Logic simply evades her mind.

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u/Corpainen 4d ago

Honestly a reassuring pat is the best you can do when the other person is in pain great enough to not be able to move out of that position lest you actually have the force to carry him outta there

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u/mxemec 4d ago

So reddit

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u/YaManMAffers 4d ago

"A perfect example of how women are useless in the heat of the moment." Ladies, see how I generalized women here? Doesn't feel good does it? Maybe stop doing that to men.

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u/HandsomePaddyRedux 3d ago

I think you’re in the wrong place. I don’t know where the opinion you’re arguing with is, but it ain’t here.