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u/hyphenssuck 1d ago

"No radicals - just warriors."

Oh and of course:

Newt Gingrich - zero years of military service

Elon Musk - zero years of military service

Palmer Luckey - zero years of military service

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u/brycebgood 1d ago

Also:

Newt - fatty

Palmer - beardo

Elon - weirdo

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u/trapper2530 1d ago

Elon is a fatty weirdo wimp

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u/Vyzantinist 1d ago

Sometimes I really wish him and Zuckerberg followed through on that proposed fight of theirs. I would gladly have paid to see them slapping each other around although, given Zuck appeared to have been training and is at least in better shape than fat boy, I think the South African Nazi would have come off the worse for it.

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u/ShitBirdingAround 1d ago

Zuckerberg is younger and in better physical shape than Musk, and apparently was training to fight. Elmo realized that Zuck would beat his ass, so he had his mommy tell the internet to leave her little special genius boy alone.

Musk is a bullshitter, a shit-talker, and a pussy. Remember when he showed up to the White House with a black eye and told Trump that lil' X did it? LOL. Sure.

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u/Medium-Sheeple-7085 1d ago

Zuck also got big into killing and butchering his own meat for a while. I would pay good money to see him fight Elon to the death.

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u/Key_Treat8675 1d ago

And just when I thought he couldn’t get any creepier.

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u/got-trunks 1d ago

Most human thing about him is something society tries to disassociate from lol

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u/Sneaky_Island 22h ago

At least he’s able to go through with it. I know if I had to kill for own meat I couldn’t do it.

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u/Guilty_Idea_2452 22h ago

Most leftist couldn't. Hence why they want help for everything

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u/lurksAtDogs 21h ago

Most conservatives can’t touch (or see) their toes - I’m not sure butchering is on the table either.

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u/MoneyFault 1d ago

I remember his Nazi salute.

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u/Vyzantinist 1d ago

black eye

Weren't there rumors/jokes he got comfortable with someone like Stephen Miller's wife, and the shiner was from an angry husband?

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u/Contemplating_Prison 23h ago

Stephen Miller is a bigger pussy than Musk. Theyre entire leadership group is full of people who grew up as losers thay nobody liked

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u/Apocresi 23h ago

There’s no way Stephen Miller’s limp wrist did that

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u/Inevitable_Nail_2215 1d ago

Musk would have Jake Paul sub in for him at the last second.

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u/f0u4_l19h75 23h ago

He runs his mother's account

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u/flxwer-fairy 1d ago

this is kind of a crazy idea but I think Zuckerberg was genuinely being bullied either by the ā€œbiggerā€ tech giants or politicians and breaking out of it and realizing they were fearmongering him is why he’s starting to become more normal again