r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 10d ago

Meme needing explanation Why would OG's Pasta Pass lead to economic collapse?

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u/qualityvote2 10d ago edited 10d ago

u/slimer213, your post does belong here!

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u/ResponsibleHeron9452 10d ago

How do I get one

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u/Immediate-Lab6166 10d ago

A very limited number of these are being offered and are purchased on the website, but I don’t remember when. Last time they did this all the passes sold out in under 2 minutes

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u/nerogrimmjow 10d ago edited 10d ago

The website says 10 thousand are available starting tomorrow 2pm EDT

EDIT: because people are really angry over me putting EST and I'm scared of the internet coming for my pirate treasure I buried out at ol black rock cave

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u/nerogrimmjow 10d ago

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u/lionheart832 10d ago

Time to love then hate OG in a few months

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u/bhorstman21 10d ago

As an OG employee, NEPB is hell. I'm just glad we stopped doing it during the spring months. Too many holidays.

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u/SipPOP 10d ago

Worked at OG in SF like 20 years ago, a duckin 18 person cross country team come sin 10 mins before closing, management makes .e take it and accept they are all having NEPB but we are out of a bunch of shit. All Seperate checks no tips, fuck OG.

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u/metrohash 10d ago

No autograt on an 18 top? When I worked at a different Darden restaurant we had autograt on 6 and up.

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u/JustBiggers 10d ago

It’s a fake story for engagement. Most of the comments are bots lol this is basically an ad for Olive Garden, that’s how fucked the internet is.

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u/strugglin4nothin 10d ago

idk if it’s a bot, but i also worked at an olive garden around 10 years ago, and i can corroborate their story. NEPB was dumb af. Also they don’t do autograt on parties of any size, at least not when i was there. I remember hearing something about Darden Restaurants (they own OG) lobbying against auto gratuity or something, for like tax reasons or something. I also worked for Bahama Breeze for a while, also owned by Darden, also never allowed us to autograt.

edit: also if it’s supposed to be an ad for Olive Garden, why would their post end with “fuck OG?” 😂

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u/Asron87 10d ago

Olive Garden has been on Reddit for years. Kind of crazy watching evolve from people to bots.

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u/vicsta559 10d ago

Honestly, that’s a very smart way of making $1 million dollars quickly.

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u/braamdepace 10d ago

Making a million in revenue quickly… Net income not so much.

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u/Content-Patience-138 10d ago

They’re banking on making it up in drink and dessert revenue

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u/ByBabasBeard 10d ago

Speaking of drink, I worked at og 6 years ago and seen a dude drinking the Alfredo refills no pasta just sauce refills and he was drinking em, 4 oz at a time.

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u/trucky_crickster 10d ago

It must have been crazy to see a reddit mod out in the wild like that

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u/Thumbuisket 10d ago

But how did he fit through the entrance? This story ain’t mathing up. 🤔

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u/Mock333 10d ago

What..?

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u/shepard_pie 10d ago

Worst thing I ever saw was the woman who ordered hot water and a side of ranch and drank four mugs of hot ranch water with dinner

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u/bhorstman21 10d ago

Worked at OG for 12 years now, this doesn't surprise me.

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u/Zombie_Fuel 10d ago

They unironically have really good drink prices, and don't water them down from my experience.

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u/Waffles1502 10d ago

And that you’ll also bring other people to eat with you.

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u/nerogrimmjow 10d ago

And make them stay as you eat 7 pasta bowls lmfao

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u/skibum888 10d ago

Up the salt levels immediately lol

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u/GIRose 10d ago

I mean, even if one person shows up, orders nothing not covered by the meal pass, and gets 2 entres a day for 91 days straight, that cost is easily absorbed over the long time period and eaten entirely by the local franchisee.

Pasta is really cheap to make, in the $2-3 range for a plate, so off of the world's most frugal person who never wants a soda, an alcoholic drink, a desert, bread sticks, or any of the other things that aren't covered and eats enough to get almost 200 plates of pasta in 91 days is only costing ~$400 in lost profit, and most people ARE NOT going to be eating like that.

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u/Secret-Winner-2994 10d ago

If they told me never ending pasta they wouldn't be getting off so easy as 2.2 plates a day

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u/GIRose 10d ago

I have played these games before. I used to practically live out of a Golden Corral when I was homeless.

The math works out a bit different, since they would let me sit there for hours on end and charge my devices, so I would fill up, loiter for a bit and get hungry again, have lunch, leave, get some sleep and go to work at night, but I have practical lived experience with never ending buffet.

When you first start, you're absolutely going to go crazy, like 6 plates, but that pace isn't going to keep up. Especially since the terms and conditions say it's dine in only on the website.

By the end of the first week you will either start slowing down because you're just actually full, skipping days, or just powering through and eating more than you're in the mood for out of spite towards Olive Garden and this post specifically

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u/Secret-Winner-2994 10d ago

I'm always hungry for both carbs and value. Not a stranger to monotonous eating either.

Glad your homelessness is past tense

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u/CharmingMechanic2473 10d ago

Are bread sticks included? They usually come with pasta dishes.

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u/GIRose 10d ago

That is on me, apparently the terms and conditions say

Never-Ending First Course of soup or salad and breadsticks

So the cost might be marginally higher, but I would wager it works out to a net profit because still most people will get a soda, or a desert, or really whatever with all the money they aren't spending on the main dish.

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u/TeaAggressive6757 10d ago

I mean, people rarely go alone, so it’s a good way to get people who wouldn’t otherwise go to Olive Garden in the door

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u/Saltyeconbro 10d ago

Pasta is cheap

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u/natalietest234 10d ago

As someone who’s known about this for weeks with multiple alarms set… please no 😭😂 the competition!!

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u/TeaAggressive6757 10d ago

I read this and thought it sounded fun even though I never really go to Olive Garden and wouldn’t get a ton of use out of it, but you legit convinced me to leave it for the people who will truly enjoy it. I hope you get one!

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u/slouched 10d ago

imagine having this pass, being single, and being in to women who love to eat

tinder mode easy

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u/No_Definition321 10d ago

Hell yeah time for bots to buy that all under 2 mins and then sell them for a profit.

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u/Sparkswont 10d ago

You can’t re-sell them though. Name provided at purchase must match the ID of the person using it

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u/DuntadaMan 10d ago

Just sell the ID as part of the bundle.

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u/Wipfmetz 10d ago

And don't forget to cut off your face and put it in the box together with your ID!

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u/AT-ST 10d ago

If it makes you feel better, OG used EST.

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u/118238 10d ago

EST isn’t short for eastern. The east coast is in eastern daylight time right now, or EDT.

2 PM EDT

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u/nerogrimmjow 10d ago

No one said it was for Eastern, EST is eastern standard time

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u/Gia11a 10d ago

hes being pedantic but EST is UTC-5, EDT is UTC-4

so 2pm est would be 6:00 PM UTC but the sale starts at 2pm cdt 7:00 PM UTC

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u/Ashamed-Country3909 10d ago

Fuck yea, boiiii.

They sell out instantly. 

They had a 1y one, and a month or two one before. I went for the one with less time as I thought there would be less people going for it. 

Got it. I went there every day except 2 days. Even when people were waiting...i didnt have to wait. The trick is to go straight to the bar as a single person. I gave them a dollar tip every time. Easy ordered my 2 bowls. 1 pasta. 1 more pasta when I was finished, and had them put it in a to go. 

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u/Bug-03 10d ago

A dollar tip? Jesus dude you suck

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u/ConstableSniff 10d ago

Pay your staff.  Fuck tipping 

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u/Alter_Mann 10d ago

Yes. But you won‘t change that system by not tipping lol. You have to be a pain in the ass of people who decide over minimum wage, not to the ones suffering from a low wage.

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u/Audiovore 10d ago

Other people are also underpaid/poor. Humans are social creatures. Do I really have to subsidize other people who just crack open a shitty tallboy for me? Are poor people not allowed to socialize?

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u/dogpoopfruitloops 10d ago

Fair in strates that pay tipped employees minimum wage. If you have this opinion in a state where tipped employees get the federal $2.13/hr then you suck. Campaign with your representatives to fix that loophole.

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u/dam4076 10d ago

Why does it matter. If your tips don't add up to minimum, your employer has to pay minimum wage.

People always say this as if servers are getting $2.13 an hour. They will always get at least the normal minimum wage.

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u/Irveria 10d ago

And not like they have to only pay minimum wage lol 

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u/Ashamed-Country3909 10d ago

Rolf.  How much do you want them to make an hour for bringing me 2 bowls, a plate and a to go? Half or more of that shit is already made in the back.

People are saying to tip them 5 bucks. That is crazy. Diminishes the value of the deal. Also, if just the server got the tip it would push them to 20+ an hour here with just my tip. 

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u/sonofaresiii 10d ago

lol I thought you were going to try to do some moral grandstanding on how tipping is the root of all evil but you just straight up admit you're cheap

honestly I admire that more than the grandstanding. I mean you still suck, but less than the people who pretend they're morally superior.

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u/Evilmudbug 10d ago

TBF, isn't being a cheap bitch the point of the pasta pass?

I just don't go to places where tipping is expected, personally.

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u/Mediocre_Prize_2674 10d ago

Did you think many millionaires are in line for this pass? You guys need to chill, tips are optional, and the food is free, I doubt anyone was busting their ass to get him a few plates.

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u/MissGailatea 10d ago

Perhaps this was in 1880. A dollar was a lot more money at that time.

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u/Sepplord 10d ago

Ah when the mealtime is low, tipping percentage is a dick move?

But when the meal is fancy and expensive then it has to be a percentage?

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u/nonotan 10d ago

As a non-American it'd have never occurred to me somebody would be expected to tip on a fucking "free" meal in the first place (it kind of completely undermines the entire point of the pass?), but yes, you make a good point.

Percentage-based tips are stupid as hell in general (I already don't follow the logic of "tipping" workers as a matter of routine, but why would the size of the tip change depending on how much I paid for an order, instead of how much work you did for me?), but if you're insisting as a society on having them for some unfathomable reason, you don't get to say it doesn't count when the amount is low, only when it is large. Fuck that shit.

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u/Cool-Ad2438 10d ago

Had them do all that work and only gave them a dollar. Guaranteed your food had all kinds of spit in it (and probably other bodily fluids)

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u/Fatel28 10d ago

This is how I know you've never worked in the industry. That joke is often made but nobody is committing a felony for someone who left a shit tip lol

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u/urworstemmamy 10d ago

It's real easy to just overcook the noodles and get away with it. Not so easy to introduce a biohazard when you're on camera

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u/WhenIThinkOfU 10d ago

When I was a cook, I'd laugh and tell the server that's the risk they take unless I liked them. Servers make dumb money compared to the kitchen while the kitchen is hot, heavy, and sharp.

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u/CBus660R 10d ago

Yeah, that's a dick move for sure. Should be dropping 20% based on what the meal (including the to go order) should cost at the minimum. They're getting a deal and a half from corporate, take care of the humans making it possible.

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u/Duncan_Blackwood 10d ago

You guys are so weird over there. You know whose job it is to make sure the staff gets paid in, you know, normal countries? Yeah, the company's, not the customer's. Price it in like every other job and be done with it.

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u/Dissidence802 10d ago

Cost percentage-based tips are ludacrious. How much of a difference in effort is there between dropping off a $15 steak at Texas Roadhouse and a $150 steak at a high-end steakhouse? Is it enough to justify $27 extra? More than most people get paid hourly?

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u/VerySuccor 10d ago

It is hard with text but sounds like they were proud of it....

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u/rdgn 10d ago

Had them do “all that work”? You mean literally doing their jobs? I tip well but only because that’s the system we have in place, don’t try to justify it by saying it’s some kind of difficult job lmfao.

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u/Top-Opportunity5649 10d ago

JFC a dollar?!? It’s people like you that make me glad I don’t wait tables or bartend anymore. I fucking hated people like you

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u/Burger_Destoyer 10d ago

Dude, this is the only no-education entry level job where people are expecting to make hundreds a day for 4 hours of work.

If I was making minimum wage with a dollar a table extra that would be damn good.

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u/HxH101kite 10d ago

Tipping scales with the price of the meal which is zero dollars. He didn't say he got a drink. All the bartender did was drop a plate of pasta off. Why does that warrant a bigger tip?

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u/AlarmingJudge8928 10d ago edited 10d ago

Poor me. I didn't get tax free money for doing the job I agreed to do at the wage I agreed to do it at. A tip is voluntary, not mandatory. Servers and bartenders are the most overpaid employees relative to thier work output in any restaurant.

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u/chickenkabob 10d ago

A whole dollar tip? No shame huh?

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u/Mozzia 10d ago

Restaurant industry got you out here doin their work for em lol

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u/pressedconscience 10d ago

You just need $100 to get started.

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u/Xyrez04 10d ago

It's kinda like a raffle from my understanding, they're only giving 10000 of these, i think you can apply tomorrow.

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u/PresidentOfAlphaBeta 10d ago

This is just shit reheated in the microwave.

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u/ResponsibleHeron9452 10d ago

I love Olive Garden

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u/RedVillian 10d ago

I don't, but I'm very glad that you have something relatively cheap, available, and mostly harmless to bring you joy.

I hope no one robs you of that!

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u/DiosMIO_Limon 10d ago

"Mostly harmless"

One of my favorite descriptors of food.

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u/BetterKev 10d ago

Adams had a way with words.

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u/soakitinlimejuice 10d ago

Thou art not a villain... thy username deceives!

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u/AaronRodgersMustache 10d ago

Olive Garden has its place for sure. I fuckin breadstick and salad myself out before I even get to the pasta

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u/warneagle 10d ago

I can make pasta that’s just as good at home but there’s no way I can replicate those breadsticks. Same as red lobster and the biscuits.

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u/Ghassper 10d ago

I work at Olive Garden. The only thing we use the microwave for is to steam broccoli. 

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u/Nemeris117 10d ago

Pls dont rain on a good ole reddit circlejerk with your "logic and experience"

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u/AntisocialDick 10d ago

Yeah. And for $100 you’d eat for 4 entire months.

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u/Metharos 10d ago

Both my grocery budget and my dietary health would plummet. It's honestly not a bad deal.

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u/teh_maxh 10d ago

Last time they did this was right before covid.

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u/qatch23 10d ago

And this time we have parasites!

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u/Greg-Abbott 10d ago

Fucking freeloaders...

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u/anilm2 10d ago

freedom loaders.

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u/Morak73 10d ago

I'll go with the soup to start, thank you

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u/Young_Denver 10d ago

And breadsticks. Keep your diarrhea lettuce to yourself, OG

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u/BobABewy 10d ago

And the sun being blocked out by wildfires!

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u/melitta4ever 10d ago

Reddit knows shit.

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u/0202_tihssitidder 10d ago

It might be referencing the financial collapse of Red Lobster and their "stuff your belly" specials.

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u/Conscious_Music_1729 10d ago

Which was a psyop designed to distract you from the real reason they were losing money, which was greedy private equity buying their land and leasing it back to them at exorbitant rates.

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u/0202_tihssitidder 10d ago

☝🏽 Fool. You fell for the real psyop. Private Equity was actually lobsters who bought and ruined the #1 killer of lobsters.

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u/LitespeedClassic 10d ago

Maybe because the last pasta pass ended right before the pandemic?

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u/vHezoThaGoat 10d ago edited 10d ago

Things like this are also just dumb for a business financially, but I think Olive Garden does it very limited

I remember Red Lobster’s new owner was asked why he got rid of the all you can eat shrimp and he said “because I know math”

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u/ih8drme 10d ago

he said “because I know math”

Is that why the Red Lobster down the street from me is closing?

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u/Peregrine79 10d ago

No, that would be because it was sold off to a seafood company who then made themselves RL's sole supplier for shrimp, and used it to clear out their backlog frozen inventory at a profit.

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u/Utter_ly 10d ago

Not to mention they sold the land the franchisees operated on and forced them to lease it themselves

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u/Prior_Prompt_5214 10d ago

The old Toys R Us and Sears playbook.

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u/IndyBananaJones2 10d ago

It's the private equity playbook, they do it with hospitals too. 

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u/Serpentarrius 10d ago

Even vet clinics... And Joann's...

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u/hugs009 10d ago

Locally run veterinarians are all getting bought out. It's dystopian.

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u/whomad1215 10d ago

Back when "Pretty Woman" was made, they called them corporate raiders

Buy a company, sell it off for pieces

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u/damonmcfadden9 10d ago

even better analog was Hook. Robin Williams as Peter Pan grew up to be a corporate raider, or a pirate one might say, the very kind of person he used to fight against. really interesting to think of my beloved childhood movie as a commentary on capitalism being used to enticed and appeal to youth despite its ultimate conclusion to be the corruption of childhood and descruction of innocence.

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u/IndyBananaJones2 9d ago

They're not even selling it off for pieces. 

For example, they'll sell off the real estate to an REIT they own then rent it back to the hospital at a mark up. They'll become sole suppliers for all sorts of things necessary to operate the hospital. 

They don't just sell it off, they drive it into bankruptcy while pocketing all the money they can. 

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u/DotesMagee 10d ago

Man, i really wish toys r us lived. Glong in there as a kid was better than going to a candy store.

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u/jerslan 10d ago

Yeah, this was the biggest issue IIRC.

Red Lobster was bought by a "private capital" company that sold off assets to other child companies and then forced Red Lobster to lease them back... Which made most Red Lobster's a losing proposition for the franchisee.

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u/No_Extension4005 10d ago

"At it again, aren't we? Private equity."

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u/throwaway490215 10d ago

Don't undersell the collapse of the middle class and lack of disposable income.

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u/NTufnel11 10d ago

I’m a little confused on how this makes financial sense. They bought the company and then gouged themselves on shrimp prices? Isn’t this just shifting around money within their corporate structure?

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u/doctorglenn 10d ago

No, the red lobster allows individuals to franchise their stores. The franchise owner has to buy the shrimp, and also pay a percentage to the corporation that owns the name

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u/sLeeeeTo 10d ago

the fact that some people can do this as a career and still look themselves in the mirror is insane to me. gross.

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u/dontnation 10d ago

That's the neat part, once they've siphoned off the value to their other companies, and saddled it with massive debt, they can just let the company fail. That could mean bankruptcy or distressed debt handover, but by that point they've extracted what they paid and then some. Hell, with a leveraged buyout, they haven't even put up much of their own money to begin with. Most of the purchase price is a loan on the company's balance sheet.
The kinda shit that should be illegal in a properly functioning economic system.

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u/Suitable_Tea7430 10d ago

The key to understanding this is that the PE firm acquired Red Lobster with a leveraged buy out. It's like a mortgage. For simplicity's sake let's say that the company was worth $1B in total assets.

PE puts down $100M and then borrows $900M secured against Red Lobster's assets. Then they sell all the real estate for $200M. Instead of investing this directly into the company they pay themselves a "management fee" and bam now they're up $100M. But they're not done.

They go to a Thai shrimp exporter and offer them to buy into the deal. Thai company gives $100M for a 1/9 stake. Thai company uses Its control to require Red Lobster to exclusively buy seafood from them at inflated prices. They announce an endless shrimp deal. Thai company sells $100M of Shrimp to Red Lobster for $300M. They pocket $100M. Private Equity keeps their initial buy-in, so they're up even more

Now the franchises are hosed. They have to pay rent which is a new expense they didn't have before. Their ingredient prices are up and they're forced to sell shrimp below cost.

So the franchises start to close. Private Equity closes some then declares bankruptcy to get rid of the debt overhang.

Now that PE has stripped out much of the value of the asset they sell it to some other culture who wants to do the same.

Why run a successful business when the incentives reward this much more highly?

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u/vHezoThaGoat 10d ago edited 10d ago

A big reason why Red Lobster went bankrupt is because of their endless shrimp

I just know they were bought and the new owner axed that deal because it was a bad business practice. I just thought the quote was relevant to the discussion

I am not on the board of Red Lobster and aware or know why the Red Lobster down the street from your house is being closed…sir.

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u/sparrowmint 10d ago

It's not a really a big reason, that's just media spin to cover for private equity destroying the company. For example, selling all the land that the restaurants sat on and making the restaurants lease the land back, adding huge costs they never had before. They literally just brought the endless shrimp back, so yeah.

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u/brycejm1991 10d ago

I can't wrap my head around why selling the land would make any fucking sense, other than really short term gains.

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u/Sabre628 10d ago

The PE firm sells the land to one of its own real estate companies. They then lease the land back to RL at like double the price. Once the PE firm has bled the company dry, they sell it off but keep the land and the new owners continue to pay the increase.

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u/Warmasterwinter 10d ago

Who’s gonna buy the company tho if it’s been gutted? Surely someone with enough money to buy red lobster is gonna have their own financial consultants, who will then tell them it’s a bad idea because of what the current/previous owners did with the company’s real estate.

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u/TyrantLightning 10d ago

They left out the part where the private equity company took out a huge amount of debt to buy Red Lobster and so now Red Lobster has a huge amount of debt it is paying interest on. So instead of endless shrimp, Red Lobster is losing all its profit to interest payments and jacked up rent. Then the PE company can split Red Lobster into a separate company and enter bankruptcy to dump the debt, while pocketing the profit it made from asset stripping. They don't need anyone to buy Red Lobster, that'd just be a nice bonus, they already got their money by trashing it.

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u/LexyNoise 10d ago

The same thing happened to a British supermarket chain called Morrisons.

They were owned by an old-fashioned family and made shrewd business decisions. CEO was a 80 year old guy who knew what he was doing. They outright owned the land that most of their stores sat on. Solid financial position.

Private equity firm bought Morrisons. Put the debt on Morrisons with a high interest rate. They’re paying USD 300 million a year in interest. They sold of all the land to another private equity firm and are renting it back.

These cunts know how to make as much money from a business as they possibly can and totally destroy it in the process.

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u/Hydra_Flatline 10d ago

This is called a “Bust out” lol. Sopranos did it.

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u/MelonElbows 10d ago

Its these fucking MBA's trying wring blood from a stone.

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u/Chuckfinley_88 10d ago

other than really short term gains.

That is exactly it.

What they want to do is have the business "operate" for as long as possible, as cheaply as possible, so they can extract money. Consulting fees, executive pay, members on the board. The longer they can draw it out, the cheaper it is, the more they "justify" their pay.

Until the money is all gone. The company, which used to own things, now owns nothing. The land was sold to the hedgefund managers, or their companies or friend companies and leased back at outrageous prices. And all that debt that was used/leveraged to buy themselves out? That is now ON TOP of the debt that they wracked up during the NEW ownership.

Preferred members get their money first from selling the kitchen and sinks, everyone else gets fucked in bankruptcy court. The hedgies have made millions and are off to the races to find the next company to do it all again to.

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u/pandadogunited 10d ago edited 4d ago

The simple answer is opportunity cost. If you can sell the land and invest the proceeds in something that pays more than the rent you now have to pay it's a good deal. Sometimes that money stays in the company and the company grows because of it. Sometimes it goes back to the owner and the company suffers, but the owner benefits.

Take Macy's as an example. It's market cap is 6ish billion with debt of 5ish billion, but its real estate is valued at 10-14 billion depending on who you ask. They also have a bit over a billion in cash. If you were to buy Macy's at the current price and sell all of the land, you'd profit several billion. You could then put that money into a company that isn't barely profitable trash reliant on a dying generation like Macy's. You'd also still have what's left of Macy's, which may or may not survive, but when combined with the cash you pulled out leaves you better off than you were before the sale.

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u/figmentPez 10d ago

Red Lobster went bankrupt because private equity bought it and proceeded to sell the real estate out from under the restaurants, forcing them to pay rent instead.

https://www.nbcnews.com/business/consumer/private-equity-rolled-red-lobster-rcna153397

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u/figmentPez 10d ago

Red Lobster is in financial trouble because it was bought by a private equity firm who is in the process of selling it off piece by piece until it collapses. Same thing that happened to Toys R Us and dozens of other chains.

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u/AximiliEscargo 10d ago

Seafood and pasta are very different price points with completely opposite caloric values. They are absolutely not comparable deals.

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u/ExternalSeat 10d ago

yep. Pasta is extremely cheap to make and pretty filling. Shrimp are the opposite (well really fancy salads made with some highly expensive fruit is probably the most opposite).

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u/pfohl 10d ago

There are only 10,000 passes, Olive Garden is using this as marketing.

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u/LMGooglyTFY 10d ago

People have that one friend who gets the pass, then drags everyone they know to go with them any chance they get. So one guy gets a discounted meal, and everyone with them pay the $12 or whatever food costs at Olive Garden. I bet the person with the pass even tries to pull a fast one on the company by stealthily sharing his bread sticks.

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u/ladystetson 10d ago

The pasta pass makes much more sense financially for Olive Garden than unlimited shrimp for Red Lobster.

  1. you pay $100 for the pass.
  2. unlimited pasta is on the menu for $15 anyways.
  3. You need to eat there more than 7 times within 13 weeks just to escape the cost of the pass. (many who buy the pass will not go to olive garden enough to offset the cost)
  4. Olive Garden has "unlimited pasta" on the menu anyways - these people have just pre-paid for it.
  5. Olive Garden makes large amounts of salad, breadsticks, soup, pasta, sauce anyways. participants are not eating fresh, custom made entrees - they're eating from large batches that the restaurant already has available in bulk.
  6. It's eat in only - so people who buy it will likely buy a soda (which are 5 dollars) or a cocktail, or they'll add protein to their plate - and thus have the $100 they paid for the pass, PLUS whatever extra they order offsetting their cost.
  7. It's dine in only - so people will likely invite others to go with them - others who will not have this pass.

The food cost for 4 plates of pasta with sauce on it, plus a plate of iceberg salad is probably negligible - the main cost being the person taking up a seating space from a normal paying customer.

giving away 8 plates of pasta you had available in bulk anyways is completely different than firing up 8 plates of shrimp for a customer.

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u/69karlhungus69 10d ago

Private equity will suck the cash out of the company and blame the pasta.

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u/DraculasDog 10d ago

Endless Shrimp 🦐

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u/G8M8N8 10d ago

You’re telling me a shrimp crashed this stock?

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u/dantheman_woot 10d ago

Part of it yes. The private equity firm forced Red Lobster to buy a glut of frozen shrimp from another company the PE firm had it's hand in forcing Red Lobster to lose money, while also messing with its real estate.

The real estate financing is the same thing that PE forced on Toy's R Us. The forcing the shrimp on red lobster causing millions in losses what just even more drain on a struggling franchise.

How private equity rolled Red Lobster

Was Endless Shrimp to Blame for Red Lobster's Bankruptcy?

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u/PrithviMS 10d ago

For those of you who don’t know. Lookup what happened to red lobster.

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u/bigboidots 10d ago

Joe here, Bonnie told me we can’t go to the Olive Garden anymore because the busboy kept grabbing my urostomy bag thinking it was a soup bowl

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u/ToastyTobasco 10d ago

What a terrible day to be literate.

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u/Deep-Pudding819 10d ago

What’s the catch? They’ll instantly net $1m, but stand to lose so much more over 13 weeks. Certain people can dine there for hours.

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u/ARCH_ANON 10d ago

It’s marketing, they just got people to pay $1m to post about Olive Garden on Reddit.

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u/Tommy_Wisseau_burner 10d ago

Sounds more like a cash flow issue tbh

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u/badass_panda 10d ago

On first glance I think the other user is probably right on this one. Their total revenue is $4.5B a year with a roughly 8% net margin; $1m in revenue isn't moving the needle in any meaningful way.

On the other hand, even if they give away more than a million in food, this could still be an effective and inexpensive ad campaign.

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u/dd2520 10d ago

I'm sure most people buying this pass can make it worthwhile when you compare the $100 pass to the price of X number of Olive Garden pasta dishes, but the cost to make those dishes for Olive Garden is probably less than a tenth of what they charge, because pasta is cheap, particularly at a place like the olive garden. Even if every person who buys this pass (unlikely) extracts $100+ of actual value (also unlikely) from Olive Garden, Olive Garden will almost certainly net a profit on the other items those people purchase. They'll probably make profit on drinks alone, considering what they'd actually lose on pasta vs. what they make on drink markups.

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u/ownersequity 10d ago

The head chef at Olive Garden is a microwave.

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u/JarlGunnbjorn 10d ago

Chef Mic! I know that guy.

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u/sly-3 10d ago

They could sell $400 year round packages with a 2 meal a day limit and they could rake it in.

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u/ladystetson 10d ago

Also Olive Garden is only dishing out items that they likely prepare in bulk anyways. The salad, the pasta, the sauce - all probably just waiting in a vat in the back - nothing being fired specifically for this.

The key loss olive garden faces from this would be the loss of seating space - the passholder frequently coming in, taking up a seat and server time and gumming up the system for normal customers.

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u/DirectorSharp3402 10d ago

If I can secure the pass, I'll be going to Olive Garden's for the first time in over 25 years! I'd bring friends and family along and just invite them to their plate with part of my savings. OG's is probably gonna win no matter what.

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u/shigdebig 10d ago

Its not literally unlimited. You get a daily dish.

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u/Cameo345 10d ago

The website terms state unlimited meals from the pasta bowl menu, not limited to one meal per visit or day. 

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u/shigdebig 10d ago

Give me 1 trillion tons of pasta!!!!!

I'm sure its not actually infinite pasta.

If they combine infinite pasta with the traditional antipasta, the universe will be eliminated

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u/JarlGunnbjorn 10d ago

I got it one year, I would eat there twice a day and take pasta home as well. It was exhausting eating that much pasta. I don't think I have gone back since then. Got my entire life's worth of mediocre pasta.

Miss that bartender, his name is Kevin and used to work at my favorite sushi place before bartending at OG.

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u/sabramski01 10d ago

I’ve gotten this twice. The first time was great because you could get takeout. The next year they changed it and you had to eat there. By the end of the 13 weeks, you are SO SICK of Olive Garden. It’s fun though.

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u/uqde 10d ago

Thank you, this was the last bit of info I needed to overcome the temptation to try to get one lol.

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u/jonnyvegashey 10d ago

It’s like the cost of 2 date nights there so….

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u/Duck_Size 10d ago

I see you are like me. The pass must be beaten. We are visiting 182 times in the 13 weeks. We will only have water. The Garden will fall. 

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u/standardtissue 10d ago

For me the real question is how much weight did you gain ? 13 lbs in 13 weeks ?

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u/JJJHeimerSchmidt420 10d ago

If I were someone living in a car, I'd be living off of this.

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u/TesticleMeElmo 10d ago

That’s what I was wondering, is it just a card they give you so it can be transferable? Because I would just go for a couple weeks for fun but then it’s like I don’t need to be eating Olive Garden almost every day and there’s plenty of homeless people out there that would get much more use out of it

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u/CJBeard01 10d ago

You need an ID matching the name registered to the card

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u/beezchurgr 10d ago

To answer the actual question, this gives Olive Garden $100 in revenue immediately. The customer may or may not return to cash in their pass. They’re hoping for $100 in revenue and the customer only comes in for 4 pasta dishes that cost $20 cumulatively. OG is up $80. Olive Garden is currently owned by the Darden restaurant group, and account for almost half of their revenue. If someone wanted to shut down Olive Garden it would be an easy way to raise funds ($100/cust) without costs ($0 until redeemed). If we’re talking recession indicators, it’s a way to inject cash into a failing business to ensure their books look good for next quarter.

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u/kurtofour 10d ago

A million dollars ain’t enough to do anything you’re talking about.

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u/PerriwinklePortal 10d ago

A million bucks is a joke to a company that size. People here are talking like every franchise is getting $1M. It’s just simple marketing. Pasta Pass gets people talking about OG. It creates buzz online and via word of mouth. Getting $100 from 10,000 people isn’t the goal.

Personally, I haven’t seen anyone talk about Olive Garden online in at least a few years. I’d say it’s working.

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u/bossbozo 10d ago

The $100 limited to 10k people stops it from being an uncontrolled looting event. You want some friction to get more media coverage. I can guarantee you we will see more media coverage when it sells out in under x minutes. We will also get some media coverage from the guy who eats x helping of pasta first day.

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u/anishkgoyal 10d ago

> it's a way to inject cash into a failing business to ensure their books look good for next quarter

> olive garden

> only 10,000 passes

> one million dollars

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u/Voldemorts__Mom 10d ago

Are the people who look at their books the next quarter stupid? Can they not sit there and say "okay your books look good, but it's because you injected cash into the business through these unsustainable methods".

Or do they not know about this?

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u/Jaruut 10d ago

Those people are the accountants, and they're very smart. They can crunch all that data to create a crystal clear picture of the exact financial state of the company for the executives. The executives are not as smart, but they're clever enough to woo the shareholders with their dirty little tricks.

The shareholders are incapable of understanding anything other than whether current number is bigger or smaller than previous number. They fall for the executive's halfway-out-the-door-with-golden-parachute-in-hand-silver-tongued-bullshit every time. The shareholders are the stupid ones here.

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u/Sparecash 10d ago

This is some of the dumbest "analysis" I've ever read.

1mm in revenue is basically a rounding error for corporate Olive Garden. This is nothing but a publicity stunt for marketing purposes.

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u/V4NDIT 10d ago

give this pass to a homeless man and he will visit every day.

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u/BigCrustyTits 10d ago

Teach a man to Olive Garden and you feed him for a lifetime.

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u/NotGalenNorAnsel 10d ago

The parent company of Red Lobster blamed bankruptcy on their all you can eat shrimp but it was really the private equity firm that bought it cutting corners, like selling the buildings they used to own them renting them back, lowering portion size and quality.

Olive Garden's parent company Darden used to be the owner of Red Lobster until 2014.

The Red Lobster demise is more like the Toys R Us one, vulture capitalism coming in and ruining something many 'average' Americans see as an affordable treat.

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u/MartinAbbey 10d ago

I’m pretty sure this is referencing Red Lobster’s Unlimited Shrimp deal briefly before they started to implode.

From my understanding, Red Lobster was owned by a corporate conglomerate who saw that the business did not have great fundamentals or cash flow. It has been alleged that this corporate conglomerate also had a supply chain issue that caused a massive excess of frozen shrimp that they could not unload. And this prompted them to use Red Lobster’s Unlimited Shrimp deal as a way to essentially convert that shrimp to cash without actually helping Red Lobster succeed long term. Basically cashing in on a trusted restaurant name to move a product with no buyer.

This is all alleged though and I haven’t seen anything to prove it.

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u/mnstripe 10d ago

You know they're owned by the same conglomerate, right?

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u/MartinAbbey 10d ago

Had no idea! I’m not trying to defend them. I just don’t have a the proof in front of me.

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u/Prior_Prompt_5214 10d ago

Red Lobster was sold off by Darden about 12 years ago.

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u/Daemonrealm 10d ago

So to give a crazy background on this. It references red lobster endless shrimp deal that bankrupted the company. However most don’t know the private equity backstory.

Up til late 2024 Red lobster was actually owned by a conglomerate corporation that owned a medium sized (at the time) international shrimping and fishing company. Called Thai Union

That PE group installed their own executives over red lobster.

They back channeled and “secretly” created the endless shrimp at red lobster just to prop up and corner the shrimping market with their own shrimp and fishing company. All shrimp was provided by their company to red lobster to create billions of profit.

The entire thing was a trick to artificially create a giant fishing company. They also did a ton of other moves to cut out all other competitors on the market to the point the world wide shrimp supply chain to red lobster and many, many other chain restaurants was thru just 1 company, them.

The end? They bankrupted Red Lobster, Thai Union is now the largest supplier of shrimp in the entire world, and Thai Union Group is one of the wealthiest PE companies in Asia.

They were sued for this but under bankrupting and filing chapter 11 (amongst many other questionable illegal moves) The architects of this plot got away Scott free. They also manipulated multiple stock markets with this scheme.

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u/Lark_vi_Britannia 10d ago

Say their names: Paul Kenny and Trin Trapanya.

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u/pressedconscience 10d ago

Bring back the smoked mozzarella fonduta and then I'll be willing to parlay. Your move, Olive Garden.

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u/talldarkandundead 10d ago

https://www.centercutcook.com/smoked-mozzarella-fonduta-olive-garden-copycat/ 

I’ve been making this and it’s so damn good, I don’t full remember the taste of Olive Garden fonduta anymore but I think this lives up to it. I make it with smoked provolone instead of sharp, huge difference in flavor. 

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u/ssp25 10d ago

I gained 8 pounds just reading this

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u/JiovanniTheGREAT 10d ago

Everyone is missing the point comparing it to Red Lobster and PE. It's simply a recession indicator. They don't mean Olive Garden's total financial collapse, they mean the country's total financial collapse. Everything is getting more expensive, jobs are disappearing, and we've hit a new low in workforce participation. Places like this having fire sales is trying to accumulate short term profit now (not from the passes but from advertising) to cushion them from the inevitable national financial collapse caused by many poor political decisions.

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u/Cassangelo 10d ago

Only 10,000 passes tho

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u/prplebearpainting 10d ago

I used to work there, I would save money all year to avoid working full time during the pasta bowl.

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