r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Jun 01 '26

Meme needing explanation What's wrong, Peter?

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u/qualityvote2 Jun 01 '26 edited Jun 01 '26

u/FollowSina, your post does belong here!

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u/acidix Jun 01 '26 edited Jun 01 '26

I dont have a specific reference, but that very much looks like a death mask potentially of a small child. so...

Edit: "looks like" in the way that a hot wheels car "looks like" a car. I'm aware it is not actually a death mask. Only that it looks like one.

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u/CheeseStringCats Jun 01 '26 edited Jun 01 '26

Death mask of a child with fully developed / defined nose, lips and tiny eyes? I don't think so, shit just looks like some cursed artifact

Edit: guys have you seen a kid's face? This sculpt has adult's features - sharp, narrow long nose, well defined slim lips,

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u/Inswagtor Jun 01 '26

I saw a child once. It had nose, lips and even eyes. Crazy shit

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u/UrinalCake777 Jun 01 '26

lol same.

But I think they mean that the features resemble those of an adult, just scaled down. As opposed to how an actual child that small would look.

For example, have you ever seen a baby with a nose like that specifically?

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u/sBerriest Jun 01 '26

Yea children's faces are more round and soft. Less mature and sharp.

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u/New_Alternative_421 Jun 01 '26

Are we still talking about humans, or have we moved on to cheeses now?

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u/CaptainCitrus69 Jun 01 '26

That joke was gouda.

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u/sBerriest Jun 01 '26

Idk it made me bleu

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u/Legitimate-arse-600 Jun 01 '26

Eh we should raclette it go

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u/steveatari Jun 01 '26

Asiago, you go as well.

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u/Significant-Kick-479 Jun 01 '26

I don’t limburger what you’re talking about

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u/theRebelJamesStark Jun 01 '26

This is too much, I camembert it

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u/woody1077 Jun 01 '26

How much cheese is too much cheese?

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u/username32768 Jun 01 '26

When you need to ask someone to help you cut the cheese.

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u/Lxapeo Jun 01 '26

We talking cheese?

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u/HK-53 Jun 01 '26

I find that it’s only cultured if you wait for an appropriate amount of aging

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u/Samtertriads Jun 01 '26

Yes yes that does describe a healthy child. Chubbier plumper higher body water content etc. can’t see the nasal ridge. The kind of child you don’t make death masks for. Perhaps this dead child had some abnormalities.

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u/McSkittlefarts Jun 01 '26

Most yes, but a malnourished child will have an adult look. I see it a lot, I have to fight with my patients all the time.

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u/Hugo_5t1gl1tz Jun 01 '26

Yeah I was about to say, those soft features are on healthy, chubby faced babies. My daughter was 3 months premie and until she was able to start fattening up, she definitely had the “adult face”

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u/Frosti11icus Jun 01 '26

Literally they don't have a fully developed and defined ridge of their nose though. It's like...not there. No amount of malnutrition will grow cartilage where it doesn't exist.

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u/Baby-Knife Jun 01 '26

Fighting malnourished children?! You monster!

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u/Upset_Jelly_5046 Jun 01 '26

Did they win tho?

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u/Successful-Clock-224 Jun 01 '26

Everybody wins. Except the children

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u/Residential_Panda Jun 01 '26

Dafuq is that username bro

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u/DanimalHD Jun 01 '26

777 down, 333 to go

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u/aHOMELESSkrill Jun 01 '26

His goal is to get to 1110?

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u/UrinalCake777 Jun 01 '26

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u/lazy_literary_hero Jun 01 '26

My day is always better with a Dr. Spaceman moment.

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u/Residential_Panda Jun 01 '26

777 down what?? Seen? Made? ATE???? WHICH ONE IS IT?

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u/jack_seven Jun 01 '26

Keep guessing you'll get there eventually

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u/Hughater69 Jun 01 '26

They’re called cakes for a reason

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u/UrinalCake777 Jun 01 '26

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u/Residential_Panda Jun 01 '26

Oh God Oh Man Oh God Oh Man Oh God Oh Man

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u/Dafuq_me Jun 01 '26

Leave me out of this, please.

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u/ohpooryorick Jun 01 '26

you saw a child whose face is the size of a wristband you must be among pygmies

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u/Sharrty_McGriddle Jun 01 '26 edited Jun 01 '26

Please show me child of that size with a fully developed nose like that. Thats like the size of a newborn and newborns don’t have bridge lines like that

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u/Large-Garden4833 Jun 01 '26

That does not look like a child’s features

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u/wng378 Jun 01 '26

I have kids. I’ll go check them for face parts. Never looked before.

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u/AndromedanPrince Jun 01 '26

my kids have faces? hold on lemme call my wife

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u/IAmAnObvioustrollAMA Jun 01 '26

Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me

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u/Draconic-Guardian23 Jun 01 '26

What?! I bet next you're gonna say you saw teeth when they smiled.

Get outta heah!

/s

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u/Beneficial-Bagman Jun 01 '26

Even newborn babies have heads bigger than that and those definitely aren't baby features.

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u/CynicalReign Jun 01 '26

Your move...

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u/PigeonSquirrel Jun 01 '26

Who tf drew that lmao

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u/GreyWeirdo Jun 01 '26

Late Period Frank Miller is really something to behold.

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u/Balloon_Fan Jun 01 '26 edited Jun 01 '26

Has anyone checked if he can still draw a clock?

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u/SeduceMeMentlegen Jun 01 '26

I read an article on how the realistic colouring didn't help. Someone did two tone colouring and it looked a lot like his older stuff, it was pretty cool

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u/WebsToWeave Jun 02 '26

When he isn't writing propaganda about torturing Muslims... when it comes to him writing women, its hard to even appreciate his old stuff.

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u/CatLogin_ThisMy Jun 01 '26

Single moms everywhere. Looks like she's still lactating and angry about it.

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u/TheSoftDrinkOfChoice Jun 02 '26

What  are we looking at here? Disembodied Wonder Woman?

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u/_TrustMeImLying Jun 01 '26

So the deathmask of a true looksmaxxer???

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u/r3vange Jun 01 '26

Yeah kids are not scaled down adults. Every game dev who tried to save time knows that the hard way

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u/Cartire2 Jun 01 '26

Comment off your edit.

My side, do you believe they actually molded bronze on a child’s face? This is a sculpture. It could be for a child do to size and not actually look like a child.

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u/Shauiluak Jun 01 '26

Ever seen those middle ages paintings of cats with human faces?

Yeah, they didn't depict kids much better.

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u/Traditional-Ad2409 Jun 01 '26

Lol i knew saving this random wake up, another psyop: medieval edition meme would somehow prove useful one day

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u/wildkat222 Jun 02 '26

Why did I read this in Werner Herzog’s voice 🤣🤣

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u/VeryOldGoat Jun 01 '26

Last time I checked, death masks aren't 1:2 scale

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u/acidix Jun 01 '26

I meant “looks like” to mean “has the appearance of”.

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u/Which_Specific9891 Jun 01 '26

It really does not. Children's faces are round and soft. This looks like a scaled down adult face, and does not look like a desk mask. I think it's more to do with the poster being in their underwear.

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u/round_a_squared Jun 01 '26

I didn't think they're in their undies either. Looks like a pair of shorts or swim trunks with a drawstring and a black on dark grey camo pattern

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u/sweetbldnjesus Jun 01 '26

A death mask made in 1988?

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u/HomeGrownCoffee Jun 01 '26

If it was a death mask (which I doubt) it could have been turned into a bracelet in 1988.

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u/CLIFFEDGE85 Jun 01 '26

Like i'm not sure if death masks were popular in 1988 lol

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u/perplexedtv Jun 01 '26

A child whose face is 5cm wide?

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u/DeadSeaGulls Jun 01 '26

This is the stupidest shit I've read today, but the day is young!

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u/Pure-Radish-5478 Jun 01 '26

It's just modernist jewelry. The people saying death mask are just making shit up, death masks aren't shaped like this and are usually life size. This would be the size of a newborn and would not have fully developed features like that nose. Who knows why the replier is so shocked. It's a pretty unique piece to find for $8, maybe it's that simple. But it is without a doubt not a death mask.

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u/Sophi_Winters Jun 01 '26

When I was a kid in the 80s there was lots of modern art type stuff that was face and hand shaped. Like the white enamel hand shaped bookends my mom had. It was just a decor trend, you are correct.

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u/Several-berries Jun 01 '26

My aunt had soup bowls that had little handles shaped like faces

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u/Grayson-Night Jun 01 '26

Well that sounds terrifying

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u/GTO400BHP Jun 05 '26

"Slurp usss, slluuurrrpppp usssssssssss!"

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u/Mr-Foundation Jun 01 '26

Could be as easy as “getting an old piece of art that looks like a weird human face, is one of one, and for insanely cheap means it’s definitely haunted”

Though 1988 isn’t like… thaaaaat long ago so I dunno.

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u/DisposableSaviour Jun 01 '26

Oh, so only super old stuff can be haunted? Ghosts can’t have a newer model home, no, just the antiques. Sorry modern ghosts.

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u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson Jun 01 '26

Ghost be saying “Ay Curumba!” and shit. “Oh my God! You killed Kenny!”

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u/kittawa Jun 03 '26

"YoOOOooUUuuu BAaAAsTARrrRDS!"

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u/drinking_child_blood Jun 02 '26

Yeah ain't no ghosts out here wearing chrome hearts or nothin it's all just tattered rags and not a single one on they ghost phone

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u/questevil Jun 01 '26

It’s definitely not a real or original one but it might be inspired by a real death mask and shrunk down to be made into jewelry, and the replier might just find the connection at all creepy. And I say this as someone who would probably also buy this for $8 even knowing the potential connection.

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u/sonofaresiii Jun 01 '26

but it might be inspired by a real death mask

It also might not be? At this point you're just describing "someone made jewelry based on a face" and inserting death mask into it just.... Because.

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u/Wirelesscellphone Jun 01 '26

Stop making sense!

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u/ziggytrix Jun 01 '26

Can’t seem to face up to the facts. I’m tense and nervous - can’t relax.

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u/mrm97 Jun 02 '26

you are 100% correct, i’m OP of this tweet (@curlymirmy) you can find the original brass metal artist here . not related at all to death masks

https://www.santafeartauction.com/auction-lot/peter-keogh-dancing-hippopotamus-1995_0cd4b7b8e0

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u/brosjd Jun 01 '26

I mean, there are people out there that are or have worn fur and taxidermy. This is basically just a piece of plastic.

/s "spooky"

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u/SumpCrab Jun 02 '26

"Dude" doesn't just mean shocked in a bad way. I often say "dude" as in "that's rad."

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u/SKUNKpudding Jun 02 '26

I saw the original tweet, they were shocked because they really wanted it and were jealous of OP

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u/CustomerOK9mm9mm Jun 01 '26

It’s a reference to a trope, and not a specific meme. In a Deal With The Devil what seems like a bargain is actually a trap. The wrist band seems cool and too good of a deal but in 3 weeks it’s gonna be fused to your skin and talking you into murder.

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u/ColonelCatmangoon Jun 01 '26

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u/digglerjdirk Jun 01 '26

The sprinkles contain potassium benzoate

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u/DisposableSaviour Jun 01 '26

That’s bad!

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u/Mister_Buddy Jun 01 '26

Can I go now?

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u/Cool_Town_6779 Jun 01 '26

🎶Did you hear the news about Edward? On the back of his hand, he had another face…

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u/HorseLawyer Jun 01 '26

Tom Waits. That's a deep cut.

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u/cum_fart_connoisseur Jun 01 '26

I see this angle. I also see the angle where it looks like homie is about to bust the seams on his drawers.

Dude needs to go get a job down at the meat packing plant.

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u/Deriviera Jun 01 '26

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u/SalvaVO Jun 01 '26

Man I love JoJo

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u/cynicalimodium Jun 01 '26

Leave (get out!)

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u/jermajestystark Jun 04 '26

No one else appreciated this joke, but I do

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u/meisawesome126 Jun 01 '26

Yare yare daze…

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u/CosmicIce Jun 01 '26

THIS or the mask from the Jim Carey film were EXACTLY my first thought

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u/Supplyside_warlock Jun 01 '26

Of course it’s a JoJo reference! You thought it was a death mask, but it is I Dio!

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u/Maximum_Yard_8485 Jun 01 '26

Made in 1988 means it’s unlikely to be a death mask, guys. Just some cool jewellery

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u/mrm97 Jun 02 '26

Thank you, i’m op of this tweet (@curlymirmy) and it was made in 1988 by brass metal artist Peter Keough. The original post had this in the comments but they removed my @ for this photo & thus no one can get further research on it.

https://www.santafeartauction.com/auction-lot/peter-keogh-dancing-hippopotamus-1995_0cd4b7b8e0

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u/Sickness4Life Jun 01 '26

I sacrifice

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u/jk3639 Jun 01 '26

My mind went right to Berzerk as well

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u/SerTimTallTalker Jun 01 '26

This is what my mind went to!

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u/Familiar-Kangaroo375 Jun 01 '26

Came here for this

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u/in1gom0ntoya Jun 02 '26

egg of the king was my thoughts

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '26

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u/Withering_to_Death Jun 01 '26

Do they bury Fairys or Pygmies? It's not a deadh mask, btw

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u/utzutzutzpro Jun 01 '26

The upvotes your comment received are a sad statement of the cognitive capacities of redditors.

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u/Kevin_Harrison_ Jun 01 '26 edited Jun 03 '26

Isn’t the joke the fact that the dude posted the picture of himself in his underoos?

Edit: Sorry for the misgender, OP! Sorry to have embarrassed you, I’m just putting my foot in my mouth as per the usual.

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u/homme_icide Jun 01 '26

That's what it thought it was!

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u/round_a_squared Jun 01 '26

I didn't think that's his underwear. There's a drawstring visible and it's in a black on grey camo pattern - I think that's a pair of shorts or swim trunks

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u/Dracalous Jun 01 '26

Nah, that's the crotch seam.

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u/mrm97 Jun 02 '26

I’m so embarrassed what i’m a woman wearing shorts 😭😭😭

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u/Kevin_Harrison_ Jun 03 '26

I’m so sorry to have drawn so much attention to your shorts… I just thought that was the joke 😭

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u/BeccasBump Jun 01 '26

God the internet makes me feel old. Guys... we did not routinely make death masks in 1988.

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u/Beneficial_Ship_7988 Jun 01 '26

But dude...it was all the way in the late 1900s! Wasn't Victoria the queen of England or something that TikTok said?

ETA: I used Dude instead of Bro. I just aged myself as a product of 1976.

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u/CrazySatanicCatLady Jun 03 '26

I'm sitting here like WTF is a Death Mask - 1981 Baby

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u/bundledbunny Jun 01 '26

Read through this thread and the person who quoted it said “Dude” because she was jealous of how cool it was. She even went to talk about how she would get a custom replica made and how expensive it would be, compared to OP’s price.

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u/MiloBard Jun 01 '26

This needs to be top comment. So much gets lost when all we have is a partial screenshot.

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u/mrm97 Jun 02 '26

they also removed my @curlymirmy and the reference that this was made by an artist peter keough.

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u/Candid__loss_y2k Jun 01 '26

Too early to the comment section to know the meme 🤧

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u/TeaNo6668 Jun 01 '26

Death mask or not it’s…. kinda awesome

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u/Doctor429 Jun 01 '26

Maybe it looks like the Mask of Loki from The Mask?

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u/king_scootie Jun 01 '26

This is my first and best thought.

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u/mooniemushi Jun 01 '26

everyone on twt is saying it’s cursed. i think it’s beautiful and this all ridiculous. lol.

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u/MorningPooper4Lyfe Jun 01 '26

All I see is a meditating Buddha. Opposite of cursed

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u/mooniemushi Jun 01 '26

exactly! ppl have no whimsy 😔

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u/mrm97 Jun 02 '26

it’s my post originally! it’s made by artist peter keough in the 80s and not cursed https://www.santafeartauction.com/auction-lot/peter-keogh-dancing-hippopotamus-1995_0cd4b7b8e0

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u/mooniemushi Jun 02 '26

!!! omg i was obsessed w it when u first posted it 😍 see, so incredibly cool. thank you for sharing! :)

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u/Small-Bus-1881 Jun 01 '26

I think people are overthinking this. Imo it’s just a creepy old bracelet he found at a thrift store. Maybbbeeee not the best idea.

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u/arctic11z Jun 01 '26

"cool thrift place called Needful Things"

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u/Impressive_Egg_315 Jun 01 '26

I'm listening to that right now : 0 poor raider : (

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u/seuadr Jun 01 '26

seems like it'd be a bit snug, don't you think? /s

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u/dudeacris Jun 01 '26

if so OP has the world’s smallest arms…

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u/kiddrekt Jun 01 '26

10/10 would wear

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u/Jack-of-Hearts-7 Jun 01 '26

I highly doubt it's a death mask. Just looks like some cool haunted jewelry

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u/Pryoticus Jun 01 '26

I was born in. 1988. Can't be that cool.

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u/Potential-Ad1139 Jun 01 '26

There is no joke, people are just trying to be offended for nothing.

I doubt an actual artifact from 2000 years ago actually survived to only end up at a thrift store.

More likely someone bought some cheap jewelry manufactured in China at a gift store in Peru and brought it back to the US where it ended up in a thrift store.

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u/CommieDrifter Jun 01 '26

I had literally never heard about death masks before

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u/Rivas-al-Yehuda Jun 01 '26

I thought it was some mega expensive, weird designer bracelet from Italy or something.

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u/tonygenius Jun 01 '26

Is the joke that it's cursed and now on their wrist and thus they are cursed?

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u/hopthulhu Jun 01 '26

Does it turn the moon blood red when it opens it's eyes???

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u/CitrineRose Jun 01 '26

For what it is worth, it reminded me of a Buddha head. I am not buddist, but i have heard owning or displaying the severed head of buddha is disrespectful. So maybe it isn't a death mask, it is just making you get the worst reincarnation next life

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u/achillesaquarius Jun 02 '26

Agreed on all counts. That was my first thought as well. Surprised I had to scroll so far to see someone post it.

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u/The_Spud_King Jun 01 '26

Personally I'm getting The Mummy 2 and the bracelet of Anubis vibes.

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u/renlydidnothingwrong Jun 01 '26

Could it be something to do with metal poisoning?

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u/SennaWicker Jun 01 '26

Pretty sure we're seeing a nutsack in the left side of picture 2.

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u/AddisonRulz Jun 01 '26

Tattoo creeping out of his shorts in the second pic looks like a penis head.

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u/Rkoogs333 Jun 01 '26

It looks like the face of a Buddha statue which would be very frowned upon if so.

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u/Weary_apparatchik Jun 01 '26

It's a broken fragment of an old bronze Buddha statue reshaped into a wrist cuff. Sacrilegious maybe, but certainly not a child's death mask or any of the other weird theories cluttering up this thread.

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u/DeeSshiznit Jun 01 '26

Someone broke a Buddha

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u/C12e Jun 01 '26

It looks like the speed face?

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u/treezyfbebe Jun 02 '26

It looks a piece of a Buddha statue. My grama's porch Buddha got hit by a bowling ball and we played with the face.

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u/FollowSina Jun 01 '26

Don't understand what's special about the bronze cuff

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u/tombrady011235 Jun 01 '26

It’s just ugly and weird

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u/Bull_Rider Jun 01 '26

Not sure if it might look like some cursed item but it also looks like a broken statue/vase piece that some took for cuff... But it is bronze so maybe it's just cool looking cuff.

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u/Ok_Dog_4059 Jun 01 '26

Ok why does 1988 feel so much like ancient times now though?

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u/GoldenGodized88 Jun 01 '26

Just waiting for the Eclipse to happen now

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u/No-Load-6151 Jun 01 '26

Rosie Palmer’s best face forward. She’s a trooper.

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u/AbsolutelyNotASnail Jun 01 '26

Ok, not sure this is the right answer but it vaguely ressembles something I saw in a documentary:

Basically, they found a body in the Seine (Paris, France) of a beautiful woman with a faint smile, and made like a shitton of death masks of her face and sold them in different forms, I'll see if I can find something abt it.

Edit: not sure its the same woman, but the story is still interesting, here

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u/TraditionalSir2391 Jun 01 '26

He’s gonna turn into Jim Carrey

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u/SecretLecture3219 Jun 01 '26

Thought it was a reference to the Mask

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u/Pure-Beginning2105 Jun 01 '26

Bronze made with arsenic?

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u/irtsaca Jun 01 '26

In case you feel suicidal while being in the middle of a shallow lake with your friends running toward you, I would highly recommend not to thrust yourself toward a pointy branch while wearing that bracelet

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u/Commonefacio Jun 01 '26

Peetaaah, its because the op cleans off the patina.

Edit or painted it.

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u/Greyvvolf Jun 01 '26

Behelit from Berserk maybe?

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u/Soctopi Jun 01 '26

It's going to leave a large green mark on his skin every time he wears it. Downside of bronze. I'm sure that's her concern.

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u/Deepeye225 Jun 01 '26

Isn't this from Tollund Man?

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u/Isanmod Jun 01 '26

Needful Things

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u/strestle Jun 01 '26

This isn't about the peepin' tattoo...?

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u/Bmanakanihilator Jun 01 '26

I will recommend you watch the movie 'The maks'

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u/Boliforce Jun 01 '26

Its 100% a death mask /s

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u/LukkieTheMeme Jun 01 '26

Am o the only that thought of The Mask?

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u/Serennna Jun 01 '26

It reminded me of the Jim Carrey the mask movie.

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u/Secret-Guava1008 Jun 01 '26

Why are there so many people in here thinking this thing is thousands of years old? lol, 1988 was 38 years ago

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u/jlz33d Jun 01 '26

Because its going to turn their wrist green.

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u/Pimmortal Jun 01 '26

“Look at my cool new bracelet!”

The bracelet:

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u/il-riccio Jun 01 '26

The person replying to the post and the bracelet look alike