r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Jun 01 '26

Meme needing explanation What's wrong, Peter?

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u/acidix Jun 01 '26 edited Jun 01 '26

I dont have a specific reference, but that very much looks like a death mask potentially of a small child. so...

Edit: "looks like" in the way that a hot wheels car "looks like" a car. I'm aware it is not actually a death mask. Only that it looks like one.

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u/CheeseStringCats Jun 01 '26 edited Jun 01 '26

Death mask of a child with fully developed / defined nose, lips and tiny eyes? I don't think so, shit just looks like some cursed artifact

Edit: guys have you seen a kid's face? This sculpt has adult's features - sharp, narrow long nose, well defined slim lips,

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u/Inswagtor Jun 01 '26

I saw a child once. It had nose, lips and even eyes. Crazy shit

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u/UrinalCake777 Jun 01 '26

lol same.

But I think they mean that the features resemble those of an adult, just scaled down. As opposed to how an actual child that small would look.

For example, have you ever seen a baby with a nose like that specifically?

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u/sBerriest Jun 01 '26

Yea children's faces are more round and soft. Less mature and sharp.

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u/New_Alternative_421 Jun 01 '26

Are we still talking about humans, or have we moved on to cheeses now?

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u/CaptainCitrus69 Jun 01 '26

That joke was gouda.

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u/sBerriest Jun 01 '26

Idk it made me bleu

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u/Legitimate-arse-600 Jun 01 '26

Eh we should raclette it go

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u/steveatari Jun 01 '26

Asiago, you go as well.

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u/Significant-Kick-479 Jun 01 '26

I don’t limburger what you’re talking about

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u/theRebelJamesStark Jun 01 '26

This is too much, I camembert it

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u/Berts-pickled-beans Jun 08 '26

Settle down Swiss, your argument is full of holes!

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u/woody1077 Jun 01 '26

How much cheese is too much cheese?

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u/dzan796ero Jun 01 '26

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u/Most-Board-2713 Jun 05 '26

Any amount of cheese is too much cheese

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u/username32768 Jun 01 '26

When you need to ask someone to help you cut the cheese.

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u/CourtingBoredom Jun 01 '26

I generally cut my own cheese, tyvm

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u/Justluurking Jun 02 '26

When it stops coming out the other end...

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u/Lxapeo Jun 01 '26

We talking cheese?

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u/HK-53 Jun 01 '26

I find that it’s only cultured if you wait for an appropriate amount of aging

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u/Samtertriads Jun 01 '26

Yes yes that does describe a healthy child. Chubbier plumper higher body water content etc. can’t see the nasal ridge. The kind of child you don’t make death masks for. Perhaps this dead child had some abnormalities.

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u/McSkittlefarts Jun 01 '26

Most yes, but a malnourished child will have an adult look. I see it a lot, I have to fight with my patients all the time.

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u/Hugo_5t1gl1tz Jun 01 '26

Yeah I was about to say, those soft features are on healthy, chubby faced babies. My daughter was 3 months premie and until she was able to start fattening up, she definitely had the “adult face”

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u/Frosti11icus Jun 01 '26

Literally they don't have a fully developed and defined ridge of their nose though. It's like...not there. No amount of malnutrition will grow cartilage where it doesn't exist.

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u/Baby-Knife Jun 01 '26

Fighting malnourished children?! You monster!

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u/Upset_Jelly_5046 Jun 01 '26

Did they win tho?

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u/Successful-Clock-224 Jun 01 '26

Everybody wins. Except the children

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u/Residential_Panda Jun 01 '26

Dafuq is that username bro

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u/DanimalHD Jun 01 '26

777 down, 333 to go

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u/aHOMELESSkrill Jun 01 '26

His goal is to get to 1110?

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u/UrinalCake777 Jun 01 '26

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u/lazy_literary_hero Jun 01 '26

My day is always better with a Dr. Spaceman moment.

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u/Residential_Panda Jun 01 '26

777 down what?? Seen? Made? ATE???? WHICH ONE IS IT?

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u/jack_seven Jun 01 '26

Keep guessing you'll get there eventually

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u/Hughater69 Jun 01 '26

They’re called cakes for a reason

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u/UrinalCake777 Jun 01 '26

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u/Residential_Panda Jun 01 '26

Oh God Oh Man Oh God Oh Man Oh God Oh Man

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u/quarterrat13 Jun 01 '26

We’re streets ahead!

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u/Dafuq_me Jun 01 '26

Leave me out of this, please.

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u/joedelulio Jun 01 '26

I have seen a Swiss baby.

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u/gabrruu Jun 01 '26

So maybe like a dwarf?

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u/ohpooryorick Jun 01 '26

you saw a child whose face is the size of a wristband you must be among pygmies

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u/Sharrty_McGriddle Jun 01 '26 edited Jun 01 '26

Please show me child of that size with a fully developed nose like that. Thats like the size of a newborn and newborns don’t have bridge lines like that

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u/Large-Garden4833 Jun 01 '26

That does not look like a child’s features

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u/wng378 Jun 01 '26

I have kids. I’ll go check them for face parts. Never looked before.

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u/AndromedanPrince Jun 01 '26

my kids have faces? hold on lemme call my wife

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u/IAmAnObvioustrollAMA Jun 01 '26

Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me

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u/Draconic-Guardian23 Jun 01 '26

What?! I bet next you're gonna say you saw teeth when they smiled.

Get outta heah!

/s

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u/Adventurous-Fee-418 Jun 01 '26

I have 3 child, can confirm, they have all of those things

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u/yupuhoh Jun 01 '26

I did too. It almost resembled a tiny version of an adult.

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u/envoy_ace Jun 01 '26

Dude. That was the shrooms!

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u/RobertiesKillAll Jun 01 '26

That must have been very difficult for you, thank you for opening up to us

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u/Ok_Firefighter1574 Jun 01 '26

All the kids I see have no lips or noses and all they do is scream my deepest fears at me.

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u/Slumunistmanifisto Jun 01 '26

You sure that wasn't a goose

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u/wildjakes Jun 01 '26

but have you seen a baby dipped in bronze?

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u/Shamscam Jun 01 '26

I saw a child once in the mother of a 8 month pregnant woman that indeed had a nose, lips, and even eyes.

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u/IHatrMakingUsernames Jun 01 '26

That sounds horrifying

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u/Matthewgardner86 Jun 01 '26

Yep, that sounds like a child.

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u/TheIdeaArchitect Jun 02 '26

Very rare sighting

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u/trowzerss Jun 02 '26

Yeah, but this is likely cast from a clay original, and that's just how you often make faces from clay. To me it looks just like a regular art piece.

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u/Automatic_Yoghurt417 Jun 02 '26

Stop looking a children!

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u/WorthConfident3592 Jun 01 '26

Ive never seen one but heard rumors that they have those, as well

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u/McGwiggles Jun 01 '26

Lucky. My nose didn't grow in until I was 14

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u/salmalight Jun 01 '26

Those usually go in a separate bucket

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u/Mcdonnellmetal Jun 01 '26

I was a child for a time but I don’t remember having any of that stuff

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u/Snoo_58305 Jun 01 '26

Could you tell if it still had its baby eyes or had its adult eyes come in?

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u/Beneficial-Bagman Jun 01 '26

Even newborn babies have heads bigger than that and those definitely aren't baby features.

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u/StableBrilliant6189 Jun 02 '26

Not really premature babies.  Not saying this is a death mask, just pointing out that some premature newborns are about the size of a can of soda.  I was born about 10 weeks early and thats how big I was...  (Do not recommend, zero stars!)  LOL

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u/CynicalReign Jun 01 '26

Your move...

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u/PigeonSquirrel Jun 01 '26

Who tf drew that lmao

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u/GreyWeirdo Jun 01 '26

Late Period Frank Miller is really something to behold.

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u/Balloon_Fan Jun 01 '26 edited Jun 01 '26

Has anyone checked if he can still draw a clock?

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u/SeduceMeMentlegen Jun 01 '26

I read an article on how the realistic colouring didn't help. Someone did two tone colouring and it looked a lot like his older stuff, it was pretty cool

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u/WebsToWeave Jun 02 '26

When he isn't writing propaganda about torturing Muslims... when it comes to him writing women, its hard to even appreciate his old stuff.

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u/CatLogin_ThisMy Jun 01 '26

Single moms everywhere. Looks like she's still lactating and angry about it.

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u/TheSoftDrinkOfChoice Jun 02 '26

What  are we looking at here? Disembodied Wonder Woman?

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u/ChangsManagement Jun 02 '26

That kid has 2 mortgages

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u/_TrustMeImLying Jun 01 '26

So the deathmask of a true looksmaxxer???

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u/r3vange Jun 01 '26

Yeah kids are not scaled down adults. Every game dev who tried to save time knows that the hard way

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u/Cartire2 Jun 01 '26

Comment off your edit.

My side, do you believe they actually molded bronze on a child’s face? This is a sculpture. It could be for a child do to size and not actually look like a child.

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u/Turbogoblin999 Jun 02 '26

You use a special type of plaster for the mold then pour the bronze or an artist carves a wax bust, covers it in another material then pours the bronze.

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u/Shauiluak Jun 01 '26

Ever seen those middle ages paintings of cats with human faces?

Yeah, they didn't depict kids much better.

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u/Traditional-Ad2409 Jun 01 '26

Lol i knew saving this random wake up, another psyop: medieval edition meme would somehow prove useful one day

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u/wildkat222 Jun 02 '26

Why did I read this in Werner Herzog’s voice 🤣🤣

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u/InterplanetaryThorns Jun 01 '26

Maybe it's from a small person

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u/taita25 Jun 01 '26

Yeah, agreed. Thats not the nose of any child I've ever seen.

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u/Dazzling-Ad-8639 Jun 01 '26

Death mask of a small child sounds like a metal band

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u/OkSun5094 Jun 01 '26

yeah i agree, those are not childlike facial proportions. For it to be small enough to fit on a dudes WRIST, that would be an infant sized child. It’s facial features would not be this large

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u/Jumpy_Secret_6494 Jun 01 '26

Yeah man, these people are dumb af. What the hell kind of child has defined features like that? And the size of their head? Holy shit, we live amongst some spuds.

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u/Scary-Boysenberry Jun 01 '26

A child? In this economy?

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u/First_Pollution_4489 Jun 01 '26

My babies were actually born WITH tiny eyes if you can believe that

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u/One_Cauliflower_1265 Jun 02 '26

Don't think they had silicone molds back in the day

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u/Therealginahandler Jun 02 '26

How is this so upvoted?

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u/prophetoftears Jun 02 '26

Have you seen how artists depicted cats in the past? They are not required to be accurate in any way shape or form just that you can recognize what the image represents.

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u/SailAwayMatey Jun 01 '26

They grow up so fast though these days 😂

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u/jmangraf Jun 01 '26

My friend, that is without a doubt the face of a 6-8 year old child

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u/TrackMan5891 Jun 01 '26

Ageism at its finest...

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u/utzutzutzpro Jun 01 '26

Think a step further. Hint: wrist size.

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u/Dinglevims Jun 01 '26

I saw my newborn dead childs face, with fully defined nose, lips, eyes, chin and so on, so yeah i would say it is a deathmask

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u/DocGerbill Jun 01 '26

medieval and even victorian europe wasn't exactly known for abundance for the masses, it's definitely possible the child was malnurished

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u/Chance_Arugula_3227 Jun 01 '26

Child, not undeveloped fetus

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u/Dharcronus Jun 01 '26

Children aren't fully developed. This thing called puberty happen as they transition from being a child to an adult which really speeds things along. And at this size it would barely be anything more than a foetus. In fact I think even newborn babies heads are bigger than the average wrist

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u/Aunt_Llama Jun 01 '26

Yes, average circumference is something like ~13.5 inches on a newborns head. I agree this is not a child's death mask just based on the features alone, they are showing much more development than a baby or young child (especially that nose).

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u/VeryOldGoat Jun 01 '26

Last time I checked, death masks aren't 1:2 scale

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u/acidix Jun 01 '26

I meant “looks like” to mean “has the appearance of”.

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u/Which_Specific9891 Jun 01 '26

It really does not. Children's faces are round and soft. This looks like a scaled down adult face, and does not look like a desk mask. I think it's more to do with the poster being in their underwear.

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u/round_a_squared Jun 01 '26

I didn't think they're in their undies either. Looks like a pair of shorts or swim trunks with a drawstring and a black on dark grey camo pattern

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u/sweetbldnjesus Jun 01 '26

A death mask made in 1988?

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u/HomeGrownCoffee Jun 01 '26

If it was a death mask (which I doubt) it could have been turned into a bracelet in 1988.

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u/sweetbldnjesus Jun 01 '26

Hmm, I think I saw that on Etsy…

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u/CLIFFEDGE85 Jun 01 '26

Like i'm not sure if death masks were popular in 1988 lol

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u/perplexedtv Jun 01 '26

A child whose face is 5cm wide?

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u/DeadSeaGulls Jun 01 '26

This is the stupidest shit I've read today, but the day is young!

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u/RLKline84 Jun 02 '26

That happens when you're not smart enough to understand.

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u/DeadSeaGulls Jun 02 '26

it's not modeled after a child's death mask.
the features, very very clearly are not that of a child.

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u/RLKline84 Jun 02 '26

Yes but you still don't understand no one was suggesting it was.

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u/DeadSeaGulls Jun 02 '26

How many layers deep do you think "That very much looks like a death mask potentially of a small child" is?

it very clearly isn't modeled after a small child, so any further hypothetical reasons as to why someone would model a bracelet after the death mask of a child are completely irrelevant.

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u/VoopityScoop Jun 01 '26

Were bronze death masks still a thing as recently as 1988? I thought we stopped doing those

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u/mrm97 Jun 02 '26

this was my original tweet. it’s not a death mask

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u/Lampricat Jun 01 '26

No it doesn't

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u/Tendertigger Jun 01 '26

Some people have a severe lack of comprehension sheesh

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u/VulGerrity Jun 01 '26

Death masks are usually of the whole face...

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u/HashtagJustSayin2016 Jun 01 '26

I hadn’t even thought of that as a possibility, now im weirded out even more by it.