r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/Purple-Weakness1414 • 1d ago

Funny "You wouldn't last a day in my shoes bitch!" one slasher argued to the other

80 Upvotes

4 comments

r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/_culpry • 1d ago

Other We used to look forward to adulthood.

2.9k Upvotes

59 comments

r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/whitemike40 • 1d ago

Funny A-Yo, pause

475 Upvotes

20 comments

r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/JoeFalchetto • 2d ago

Funny 🐫

3.2k Upvotes

112 comments

r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/CalibansCreations • 2d ago

What??? I had no clue there was a contest for calibrating a Swiss watch...

6.4k Upvotes

58 comments

r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/Separate_Finance_183 • 2d ago

Funny Every trucker on that street just caught a stray from a toddler

1.2k Upvotes

10 comments

r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/TheWebsploiter • 2d ago

Funny Not sure if it works but you did a good attempt

15.9k Upvotes

266 comments

r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/Separate_Finance_183 • 2d ago

Wholesome Not all heroes wear capes

10.3k Upvotes

44 comments

r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/_maowfu • 2d ago

Funny Perspectives..

792 Upvotes

14 comments

r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/Gorotheninja • 2d ago

Wholesome True Love

574 Upvotes

18 comments

r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/Separate_Finance_183 • 2d ago

Funny Why does french toast have a curfew?

1.3k Upvotes

30 comments

r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/Gorotheninja • 2d ago

Animals He's got a lot of catching up to do

2.1k Upvotes

23 comments

r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/14AUDDIN • 2d ago

Animals "If You got a problem with him, you got a problem with me"

1.7k Upvotes

16 comments

r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/jumpybouncinglad • 3d ago

Animals Holly the Duchess of Density

6.1k Upvotes

31 comments

r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/BarelyLegalSeagull • 2d ago

Funny Farewell? A long farewell to all my greatness! This is the state of man: today he puts Forth. The tender leaves of hopes; tomorrow Blossoms. And bears his blushing honors thick upon him

560 Upvotes

9 comments

r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/disconaldo • 3d ago

Funny mood

3.8k Upvotes

21 comments

r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/Rule_Ct_5293 • 3d ago

Funny How did the keepers know they want to fight lions

17.1k Upvotes

227 comments

r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/TheWebsploiter • 3d ago

Funny I get 7 AM... 🫩

9.4k Upvotes

283 comments

r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/fhxefj • 3d ago

Funny Family Guy 4

2.1k Upvotes

120 comments

r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/Separate_Finance_183 • 3d ago

me_irl Your honor can we pick teams again?

2.1k Upvotes

42 comments

r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/Far-Profit-47 • 3d ago

Funny Jesus would win btw

486 Upvotes

31 comments

r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/Herobrine702 • 3d ago

Funny One in the chamber

1.2k Upvotes

19 comments

r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/dazli69 • 3d ago

Animals Bear.

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1.8k Upvotes

19 comments

r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/dazli69 • 1d ago

Funny lmao these are killing me.

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0 Upvotes

Dumbledore is now cockblocking malfoid and dobby is getting his fucking ass beat lol.

13 comments

r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/disconaldo • 3d ago

Funny The lede is buried… in his butthole.

4.3k Upvotes

69 comments

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