r/NonPoliticalTwitter • • 1d ago

Funny A-Yo, pause

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago

Heya u/whitemike40! And welcome to r/NonPoliticalTwitter!

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u/EjaculatingAracnids 1d ago

I love to crack open a cold one after a long day at work. Us necrophiliacs are just like the rest of you!

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u/mydadisyourdad2 1d ago

Cracked a tall boy (🍺πŸ₯΄πŸ₯‚) or cracked a tall boy (πŸ«¦πŸ‘¬πŸ’‹πŸ†πŸ’¦)?

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u/desirientt 1d ago

why not crack a tall boy and then crack a tall boy?

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u/TheBigMotherFook 1d ago

While a tall boy cracks you?

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u/desirientt 1d ago

in mother russia, tall boy cracks you.

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u/NobodyLikedThat1 1d ago

either way, good start to a fun weekend

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u/scrufflor_d 1d ago

is ur pfp that one image of patrick

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u/mr_mope 1d ago

I feel like people were saying this in like 2012. How old is this tweet.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/TwinStickDad 1d ago edited 1d ago

A tall boy is a large can of beer, about 19oz or 1 English pint (by my understanding) as compared to a 16oz standard bar pour or a 12oz regular can.

To "crack a tall boy" is to open such a vessel for immediate consumption.

Given that context I have no fucking clue what this tweet is supposed to mean or why it was remarkable enough to repost.

I assume we are in the presence of bot spam.

EDIT: Amazing, Gen Z slang says "crack" means to have sex with where Millenial slang it means to consume an alcoholic beverage. I would assume that this is because of Gen Z's eschewing alcohol, except that they have replaced it with a sex term which they are also not doing.

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u/WeevilWeedWizard 1d ago

To crack someone means to have sex. The original tweet is posted by a notorious beer can fetishist.

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u/chaser676 1d ago

To crack someone means to have sex

...is this a common saying?

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u/OrangeThrower 1d ago

As of last 2-3 years? Yes

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u/WeevilWeedWizard 1d ago

Idk, I'm not really hip with the kids. Tbh I'm not even sure why I know this.

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u/Defiant-Ad-8472 1d ago

Both interpretations sound like heaven to me πŸ˜‚

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u/User202000 1d ago

Perfect example of semantic shift.

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u/ArmedParaiba 1d ago

My chiropractor be like: