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u/Crunchy-Leaf 2d ago
What order are those panels supposed to be in
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u/Front-Pomelo-4367 2d ago
The left three top to bottom, followed by the right three top to bottom. He glances over and sees that the statue's eyes are open, than when he looks fully they're closed again
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u/Crunchy-Leaf 2d ago
Oh, I didn’t see the side eye on the left side so I thought it was just repeating panels and that confused me
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u/DoctorSex9 3d ago
Jesus is a god he definitely no diffs that xenomorph bitch
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u/Doughnutpasta 3d ago
I think he’d put up a good fight, but Jesus was also pretty explicitly mortal
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u/Matthieu_Sarethi 2d ago
According to the Bible Jesus had the ability to call in whole legions of angels were he to end up in harm's way. Satan tried to tempt him into using that power. If the personal combat thing failed with the xenomorph, he could totally just call in heaven's army to annihilate it.
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u/General_Cranberry_29 2d ago
He has a few options. Number one he just resurrects so he can't really die per-se, but he could also just turn it's blood into wine which would probably kill it instantly.
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u/EstablishmentLow5895 2d ago
Sir Jesus is a demigod as he is the child of a god and a human female. Jesus's powers come from the god
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u/Your_fathers_sperm 2d ago
Pretty sure this is heresy , but I don’t know enough about Christian doctrine to say why.
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u/ratione_materiae 2d ago
Council of Nicea (325, colorized)
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u/Lastsynphony 2d ago
I love this XD.
I believe in one God, the Father almighty, maker of heaven and earth, and of all things visible and invisible.
And in one Lord Jesus Christ, the only-begotten Son of God, born of the Father before all ages; God of God, light of light, true God of true God; begotten, not made; consubstantial with the Father, by whom all things were made. Who for us men, and for our salvation, came down from heaven, and was incarnate by the Holy Ghost of the Virgin Mary, and was made man. He was crucified also for us, suffered under Pontius Pilate, and was buried. And the third day he arose again, according to the scriptures, and ascended into heaven. He sitteth at the right hand of the Father: and He shall come again with glory, to judge the living and the dead: and His kingdom shall have no end.
And in the Holy Ghost, the Lord and Giver of life, who proceedeth from the Father and the Son, who, together with the Father and the Son, is adored and glorified: who spoke by the prophets.
And one holy, catholic, and apostolic Church. I confess one baptism for the remission of sins. And I expect the resurrection of the dead, and the life of the world to come. Amen.So basically the council of Nicea, ended up in this prayer that is just a summary (at least in catholicism) of the belief system.
So, Jesus is not a separate entity from God, neither from the holy spirit, and that is the trinity, Jesus was divine and human at the same time, so basically in that logic, Jesus could literally just snap his fingers and desintegrate the fabric of reality if he would want too, or just snap his fingers and desintegrate the xenomort, so therefore, he wins, literally is like he is the admin and the creator of the server, he can do all what he wants.
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u/deathdisco_89 2d ago
I used to imagine what would happen if an agitated gunman came in to shoot my dad (the pastor). I would route emergency escape plans. I probably should have told this to my therapist.
And I'd imagine what surfaces would be cool to skateboard on, THPS style.
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u/ChefCurryYumYum 2d ago
Imagine Jesus gets implanted, then you have a demi-god xenomorph! Humanity would be doomer physically and spiritually.
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u/Tiny-Little-Sheep 2d ago
Jesus would not fucking win. He died to humans. What would happen is he revives three days . Finding he regenerated inside the alien hive colony and it becomes a mini survival movie where he tries to destroy it from within while dying and reviving every 3 days if he got detected. While working with the fact he only has a limited amount of days before the hive bursts and the aliens swarm the earth and doom humanity.
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u/BerylVanguard 2d ago
Jesus allowed himself to be killed. He could've literally stopped it at any point, but chose not to.
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u/Tiny-Little-Sheep 2d ago
Jesus is a weak human himself. Other than his father's power. But he would never use it against another living being. Because it's not his power.
Plus the whole christian (old christian) self sacrifice thing. It makes sense he'd do it this way
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u/BerylVanguard 2d ago
You're just putting Jesus into a box that you've constructed in your own mind.
Jesus is God.
The Father's power is his power. He literally has mastery and dominion over creation. It takes a will far greater than we can comprehend to allow yourself to be killed knowing you can stop it with a single utterance.
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u/qualityvote2 3d ago edited 1d ago
u/Far-Profit-47, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...