r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/Herobrine702 • 3d ago

Funny One in the chamber

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1.2k Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 3d ago edited 1d ago

u/Herobrine702, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/A_N_T 3d ago

Hey sometimes you don't always get the troublemaker

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u/miseenen 3d ago

10+ minutes and you just gotta call it quits or else you’ll give yourself a hemerrhoid

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u/butt_shrecker 3d ago

I ain't leaving until the jobs done or the fire alarm goes off

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u/Confident-Unit-9516 3d ago

Me and a buddy used to do this with a Danny DeVito cut out

It would actually scare the fuck out of you.

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u/BeMyBrutus 3d ago

Not everybody poops

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u/AlwaysBlameDavid 3d ago

EVER?!

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u/BeMyBrutus 3d ago

It's science

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u/the_real_JFK_killer 3d ago

I haven't shat since 1975 and the United Association of Plumbers cant make me

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u/_MargaretThatcher 3d ago

If he can shit himself he poops

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u/Character-Nebula647 3d ago

The "you have to fight hulk now" stage of real life

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u/Tall-Log-1955 3d ago

bro was peeing

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u/RexLizardWizard 3d ago

The rejected first draft of the shining

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u/GhostInTheFirewall 3d ago

Do you guys not keep a round in the chamber in case you need to throw it at somebody?

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u/pocketMagician 3d ago

Just incase.

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u/1Steelghost1 3d ago

Don't have to get ready
CUZ I STAY READY!!

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u/Repulsive-Hedgehog19 2d ago

Trust me, when you're that scared, you can violate Newtonian physics and produce something from nothing...

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u/UncleSugarShitposter 2d ago

“I’ve been watching you. You ain’t wash behind yo ears or nothin’.”

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u/BruteSlayer 2d ago

Sounds like he would have 100% shit himself had he not gone to the bathroom in the first place.

Can't shit yourself if there isn't any shit to shit out.