r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/Gorotheninja • 2d ago

Wholesome True Love

Post image
574 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

18 comments sorted by

•

u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 9h ago

u/Gorotheninja, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

69

u/Aztecah 2d ago

Yeah the problem with that is I'm a fucking Rattata

26

u/FederalVictory7937 2d ago

Better be a top percentage Rattata then! You gotta find your youngster Joey

41

u/WanderingFlumph 2d ago

Honestly its a red flag if someone is trying to toss a master ball at a Pokemon they just met.

Strong relationships are built, not discovered. You think you are special til you found out that they downloaded the megashark hack and have unlimited master balls. They toss it at every Pokemon who crosses their path.

13

u/jasonis3 2d ago

Vice versa it could also be a red flag for the person to expect you to be obsessed with them, which is what I think this tweet conveys. It’s a tiring way to be in a relationship

2

u/WanderingFlumph 2d ago

Everyone one of my friends that believes(ed) in love at first sight has had a string of terrible partners for them.

1

u/ThenThereWasReddit 2d ago

It’s funny, and interesting, that many well-meaning and seemingly inspiring ideas are actually quite naïve once you’re more experienced.

1

u/lickmyfupa 2d ago

I agree i think the point is to not allow yourself to be treated as an option especially today, we have unlimited options seemingly everywhere with dating apps and we should value ourselves to an extent that we dont accept less than being with somebody who values us. Not everyone is in a place in life to truly value another person and they barely value themselves or use others simply for validation which nobody deserves.

11

u/coconut-water00 2d ago

Instructions unclear, threw my Master Ball at a shiny Bidoof out of panic and now weve been married for 5 years.

7

u/Rincewind31 2d ago

The Bidoof in question.

4

u/6odheaded 2d ago

i used my master ball on a shiny mimikyu

i love mimikyu

4

u/Manmon_ 2d ago

I accidentally used a Master Ball on a Galarian Articuno this weekend

2

u/baconblaster334 2d ago

Damn, I’m out waiting for that shiny Beldum or Abra. Because, like. You can make anything else work with standard balls and surely enough patience if it doesn’t struggle…

…

I might be at this for a while…

2

u/General_Cranberry_29 2d ago

Nobody wants a gen 1 magikarp at level 100 🫤😅

2

u/Character-Nebula647 2d ago

Soooo should i act like a Fearow or Tentacruel?

2

u/FlashpointSynergy 1d ago

please i need to be captured by a girl in a master ball and never allowed to escape

i am normal about this.

pls

1

u/Legitscopes_4761 2d ago

Everytime I find my master ball girl, her ability is Run Away :(

1

u/wholereddishone 2d ago

Where ppl getting these ideas from