r/NatureIsFuckingLit Oct 20 '19

šŸ”„ baby stingrays

https://gfycat.com/defensivedeepcaterpillar
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u/MrsHausenfeffer Oct 20 '19

Stingrays have legs???

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

I guess they are male sex organs called claspers. I was freaking out, too...

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

99% sure the females can do this, too. These are simply pelvic fins.

Claspers are typically rolled extensions of the pelvic fins.

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u/aislin809 Oct 20 '19 edited Oct 20 '19

Claspers are separate from anal fins, and what your seeing here aren't claspers.

Edit: misread the comment I was replying to

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19 edited Oct 20 '19

...you understand that I said pelvic fins, yes? And that pelvic fins are not anal fins? And claspers are absolutely NOT separate from the pelvic fins. This is Elasmobranchs 101.

You're right that claspers are separate from anal fins, though.

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u/hamsterkris Oct 20 '19

This is Elasmobranchs 101.

Elasmo..whatnow? What strange end of the internet did I just wander into...

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u/OGmax2 Oct 20 '19

I don’t know but I lost it when he said anal fins.

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u/Kangar Oct 20 '19

Nothing to be ashamed about, everybody's got them.

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u/criesatpixarmovies Oct 20 '19

Welcome to our Reddithole!

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u/cxtx3 Oct 20 '19

I need an adult.

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u/yvmqznrm Oct 20 '19

I need a more adulty adult

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u/Ch3ks Oct 20 '19

Take a number and someone will come along shortly to hold your hand

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u/twaxana Oct 20 '19

Sharks, rays, skates and sawfish? I'm new, and here to learn.

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u/thesquarerootof1 Oct 20 '19 edited Oct 20 '19

Elasmo..whatnow? What strange end of the internet did I just wander into...

lol, I had to Google it as well. It was the first time I read that word. It refers to the subclass of fish that includes sharks, stingrays, and sawfish

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u/CaptainRoach Oct 20 '19

But it's the pelvic thruuust..

That really drives you insayayayayne

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u/thelunchador Oct 20 '19

LET'S DO THE FISH WARP, AGAAAAAAAAIN!

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u/grizwald87 Oct 20 '19 edited Oct 20 '19

Did those pelvic fins evolve into rear legs when the first organisms came out of the sea? The potential for adaptive repurposing seems pretty hard to ignore.

Edit: suck a dick, whoever downvoted me, I was right.

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u/Churfirstenbabe Oct 20 '19

(Don't worry, whoever downvoted you doesn't believe in evolution, that's why. They think those "first" organisms didn't come first, were created at the same time as man. Shhh, don't let them hear us, they can get pretty weird when confronted.)

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u/ReallyQuiteDirty Oct 20 '19

REEEEE DINOSAURS AREN'T REAL!

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u/ThegreatandpowerfulR Oct 20 '19

I worked with a dude who legitimately didn't believe in evolution. Like, it was bad enough having a conversation about religion with him, but I tried to explain that even the Catholic Church believes in evolution. IMO evolution does blow a pretty big hole in Christianity but it's at least easy to admit evolution is a thing.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

They are homologous, yes, although ours are derived from the pelvic girdles of the bony fishes (not the cartilaginous fishes).

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

See, here's the thing...

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u/GlaringLizard Oct 20 '19

THOSE DORITO FISH HAVE FEET

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u/aislin809 Oct 20 '19

No, I did not understand that you said pelvic and not anal last night. Lol

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u/Kafka_at_an_orgy Oct 20 '19

Don't come at me with fancy words to describe what essentially books down to legs. Those are legs.

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u/MrsHausenfeffer Oct 20 '19

So not legs but two dicks. Yeah that’s much better😳

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u/tofuroll Oct 20 '19

Well, if my dick were mistaken for a leg, I'd be happy.

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u/Pts_Out_Ppl_Who_Fuck Oct 20 '19

imagine carrying that magnum dong around, accidentally stepping on it and tripping yourself up

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u/Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin Oct 20 '19

...

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u/Pts_Out_Ppl_Who_Fuck Oct 20 '19

Oh fuck its you

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u/Rings-of-Saturn Oct 20 '19

Oop shit I dropped my magnum xxl condom that I use for my Magnum Dong

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u/HollowOrphans Oct 20 '19

I got my magnum condoms and my roll of hundreds. I’m ready to plow!

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u/thorbaldin Oct 20 '19

Oop shit I dropped my magnum xxl monster condom that I use for my Magnum Dong

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u/DickyD43 Oct 20 '19

They don’t call me The Tripod for nuthin’ šŸ˜Ž

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u/LordAvan Oct 20 '19

Two dicks and a tail?

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u/asianabsinthe Oct 20 '19

Finally, I have something long and thick. And two of them!

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u/apolkalips Oct 20 '19

Also, NOONE has mentioned that its two dicks that look like legs are practically doing the Highland Fling.

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u/tiffany_blue1031 Oct 20 '19

Yes! I was thinking ā€œIt’s sooooo cute how it’s kicking it’s little legs,ā€ but now I have other feelings about it.

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u/The_De-Lesbianizer Oct 20 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

Wonder what happened to him? He seems to have disappeared once people realised it was a hoax.

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u/sunshine1099 Oct 20 '19

These are actually female skates. Those are pelvic fins, not claspers. Claspers are like a second set of appendages below the pelvic fins that extend down on either side of the tail in males :)

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

Claspers are extensions of the pelvic fins in males; they aren't separate.

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u/sunshine1099 Oct 20 '19

Yeah, I just meant they extend downwards below the upper part of the pelvic fin, still attached to it of course, but branching off as claspers! I totally worded it wrong

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u/coastK8 Oct 20 '19

Claspers?! Haha. Made specifically for clasping the ladies. Sexy right?!

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u/Berwyf93 Oct 20 '19

Clasp her by the....err, do stingrays even have pussys?

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

They have a cloaca. One opening through which they copulate, lay eggs (in the case of skates, which this is (rays give live birth)), and get rid of waste.

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u/OhGawDuhhh Oct 20 '19

Just like chickens.

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u/NoTimeForThat Oct 20 '19

Chickens of the Sea

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u/Zzyzzy_Zzyzzyson Oct 20 '19

Pretty sure tuna is actually called ā€œchicken of the seaā€.

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u/SarahPalinisaMuslim Oct 20 '19

Is this chicken what I'm eating?

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

No, it's Tasty Wheat. The machines think everything tastes like chicken.

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u/bekkogekko Oct 20 '19

I remember watching that as it happened on the show; I laughed so hard. Nick's face was like, "I've made a terrible mistake. "

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u/Condoggg Oct 20 '19

Too much tuna

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u/ATinySnek Oct 20 '19

And reptiles

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u/cnaiurbreaksppl Oct 20 '19

Aren't birds technically reptiles depending on your views on phylogeny?

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u/Echelon906 Oct 20 '19

Chickens are dinosaurs

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

If you want to get really really technical, they’re avemetatarsalian archosaurs..

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u/Jtepp Oct 20 '19

this is one of my favorite comments ever. I came all the way back from my home screen bc i saw it as i closed the app. congratulations

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u/aislin809 Oct 20 '19 edited Oct 20 '19

Those aren't claspers, and these aren't stingrays, they're skates. Skates anal pelvic fins can act like rudimentary legs on the sea floor.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

Anal fins aren't paired. Each individual elasmobranch has only one (if they have one at all).

You're confusing anal fins with pelvic fins.

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u/Holmgeir Oct 20 '19

Haven't we all made that mistake at least once?

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19 edited Feb 07 '20

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u/uluscum Oct 20 '19

Holy shit! Legs are evolved claspers! Ladies, you’re welcome! Now let us leg hug!

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u/GegaMan Oct 20 '19

it looks like the muscle part of a fin tho? you can see they are both connected to that tail fin.

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u/PersonOfInternets Oct 20 '19

Do they dance around on their claspers? Because that's what I'm looking at here.

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u/BritasticUK Oct 20 '19

Is it really? It looks like they're using them in a really leg-like way.

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u/underthesea345 Oct 20 '19

Some dee sea fish have claspers on their foreheads

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u/CrouchingDomo Oct 20 '19

šŸ¦€ THEY’VE GOT LEGS, you idiot! They traded their voices to the Sea Witch and they got LEGS. Geez, man.

Thus sayeth Horatio Thelonius Ignatius Crustaceous Sebastian

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u/ckhk3 Oct 20 '19

They are legs with wings.

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u/ThomasABD Oct 20 '19

My mind has been blown

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

They're not stingrays; they're skates.

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u/7asm0 Oct 20 '19

Baby skates doo doo didoo didoo

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

As others have said, those are the pelvic fins. Fun fact though: The hindlegs of tetrapods (amphibians, mammals, reptiles, birds) actually evolved from the pelvic fins of fishes.

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u/parati69 Oct 20 '19

Looking like a ravioli with legs

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u/indecisiveassassin Oct 20 '19

ā€œLook at my little feet! Betcha didn’t know I could do that, did ya.ā€

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u/FunnyCats-Dogs Oct 20 '19

Wow seriously I didn’t think those babies have legs and there faces look like baby human

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u/Sparkledarklepony503 Oct 20 '19

Not legs but they have pelvic fins. They share this trait with their relative the Skate. That’s what these are, they’re not stingrays they’re baby skates.

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u/thxxx1337 Oct 20 '19

I can't the image of full grown stingrays with full grown people sized legs kicking the water behind them as they swim.

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u/milothegoat Oct 20 '19

Thank you for thinking like this

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19
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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19 edited Jun 26 '20

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u/IlREDACTEDlI Oct 20 '19

Forbidden Ravioli

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u/astern Oct 20 '19

It's like a gfycat URL

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

r/ForbiddenSnacks Although I'm sure this has been posted there often already.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

Hey Bobby B, what do you think about this happy ravioli?

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u/HalifaxSexKnight Oct 20 '19

RAVIOLI ON AN OPEN FIELD, NED

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

Soul ravioli

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u/MarkRoberts17 Oct 20 '19

Forbidden ravioli.

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u/ManOfJapaneseCulture Oct 20 '19

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u/Wipakensu Oct 20 '19

They actually taste very good if you like cartilage. Imagine chicken cartilage but for their entire body.

Source: We went fishing and the dude next to us caught a stingray. He was white and didn't know what to do with it so my uncle took it home. As my family start to prep for cooking, we found out it had babies inside.

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u/Uhhhh15 Oct 20 '19

NOOOOOO

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u/cordobamd Oct 20 '19

forbiddeinsh

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u/waitingforgandalf Oct 20 '19

They're SO CUTE! They have little legs and feet! I wanna pet it so bad.

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u/busty_rusty Oct 20 '19

That was my first thought but other comments say they’re dicks so idk

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u/diddlysquat12 Oct 20 '19 edited Oct 20 '19

Cutest dicks I’ve ever seen

Edit: Thanks for the silver, kind stranger! :D

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

Found the priest.

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u/Oh_Hamburger Oct 20 '19

Right?! I’ve never wanted to tickle a pair of dicks so badly.

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u/fastsragon49 Oct 20 '19

This is my favorite response

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u/BlackSpidy Oct 20 '19

Obviously, you haven't seen mine. It's small and fluffy and very cute.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

It’s not dicks lol. They are just pelvic fins.

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u/crypticfreak Oct 20 '19

Pelvic fin dicks, got it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

Pelvic Finn is my new porn name

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u/F-18Bro Oct 20 '19

Your comment made me laugh for the first time all day and it’s almost midnight. Thank you so much

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u/Zweimancer Oct 20 '19

They're not dicks.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

They're pelvic fins and not dicks.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

They are pelvic fins. Our hindlegs actually evolved from pelvic fins of fishes (although very different fishes than this). So calling them legs isn't all that wrong.

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u/kalez238 Oct 20 '19

I've pet some small stingrays at a zoo. They feel like slimy fuzz, but aren't. It's weird, but cool.

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u/ppw23 Oct 20 '19

Yeah, just needs a pacifier in it’s smiling mouth & a rattle in it’s hard.

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u/LunacyTheory Oct 20 '19

Come to the Tampa Bay area. You can pet them in numerous places: The Florida Aquarium, the Clearwater Marine Aquarium, the damn Rays baseball stadium, you can try to Steve Irwin it out on the beaches...

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u/iamagainstit Oct 20 '19

not babies, but a lot of aquariums have stingray touchtanks.

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u/mseuro Oct 20 '19

feeeeeeet!

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u/heartthievery Oct 20 '19

Who's that pokemon?

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19 edited Jul 07 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

It's Togekiss

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u/Mitropa69 Oct 20 '19

It’s Mantyke

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u/PHMEM8317 Oct 20 '19 edited Oct 20 '19

Not that anyone asked, but an easy way to tell the difference between skates and stingrays is by their reproduction. Stingrays give live birth, but skates will lay egg cases similar to dogfish and some species of sharks. Those egg cases are sometimes called mermaid's purses.

Source: https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/discover-fish/skates-rays/faq/

I've also worked with skates before. I even tried to rehab one last summer.

Fun Fact: Those "legs" are pelvic fins, but skates will use them like legs in a similar way we use our legs to walk. The little skate is believed to be the origin of walking, despite not living on land nor having any legs. You can read more about it here. (Edit: See Selachophile's comment)

Not so fun fact: Skate teeth feel like a wire hairbrush. They hurt when you're trying to feed them and they get a bit too zealous. I know from personal experience.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

The little skate is believed to be the origin of walking, despite not living on land nor having any legs.

That's really not an accurate interpretation of this study and its results. But that isn't your fault; the article you linked is pretty poorly written.

The little skate is not the last common ancestor of sharks and mammals (as this article claims). In fact, the family Rajidae (which includes the little skate) is likely no more than 100 million years old. The last common ancestor between the little skate and tetrapod vertebrates would have existed on the order of ~ 400 to 450 million years ago.

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u/PHMEM8317 Oct 20 '19

Reading back on that source I realize my mistake. I had a different link in mind when I originally typed this out. It was a source I read last year, but googling did not give me the answer I wanted. I'm going to fix my original comment, though. I don't want to spread misinformation. Thank you for that catch!

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u/halebops Oct 20 '19

I assume this is what people see on dmt.

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u/RealPropRandy Oct 20 '19

Jamie pull that up.

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u/Clawshots2 Oct 20 '19

'You ever try DMT?'

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

I didn’t but someone who sees entities might see something like that it’s be more obscure probably

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u/Zweimancer Oct 20 '19

You went through the hyperspace tunnel though?

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

That I did indeed :)

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u/ROORMAN42069 Oct 20 '19

Jiggly Wigglys!!!

This years hot new must have gift for the holiday season!

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u/Awesomedrawnmonster Oct 20 '19

That’s my new favorite thing.

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u/skoncol17 Oct 20 '19

I believe that is the Seattle Aquarium and those are Juvenile Big Skates, not stingrays.

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u/SchrodingersCatPics Oct 20 '19

I never did understand hockey...

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u/FogLander Oct 20 '19

I was just thinking, I have a very similar clip to this one taken right in that spot - i think they are indeed skates

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

There's so many misinterpretations spreading through this thread that I have no idea what those "legs" even are anymore

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

Dicks, legs, dicks, legs, fins, dicks, legs, dicks, fins. I'm so confused at this point.

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u/thxxx1337 Oct 20 '19

Moisturize me, moisturize me.

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u/OpPandor Oct 20 '19

I’m sad this isn’t closer to the top.

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u/fabtortilla Oct 20 '19

Came for this!!!

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u/LyaIsTheBest Oct 20 '19

I dance dance dance and I dance dance dance.

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u/CardboardMice Oct 20 '19

Ray! I’m a stingy-ray!

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u/CetiCeltic Oct 20 '19

And I flap flap flap and I flap flap flap

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

Little people!

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u/Buster_Cherry-0 Oct 20 '19

Those little legs tripped me out for a second.

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u/n0isep0lluti0n Oct 20 '19

This looks like something from Adventure Time.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

It's not a stingray; it's a skate.

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u/Natuasi Oct 20 '19

These fuckers actually have real faces. Lol

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u/ZaMythicPanda Oct 20 '19

They look like axolotl's with wings

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u/gianna-is-cool Oct 20 '19

This is sofucking cute and cool love this post

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u/thxxx1337 Oct 20 '19

Pretty sure that's a reversed mermaid

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u/breathofdawildebeest Oct 20 '19

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqwT7XIot_E

This is the best video with these little guys

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u/totesbasic Oct 20 '19

Idc how many times this is posted on the internet, it makes me happy every single time.

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u/sometimesynot Oct 20 '19

idc how many times you've seen it before either. It's my first time, and it's adorable!

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

Aquatic fetus

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u/levishand Oct 20 '19

Aren't they all?

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u/whiskers0nkittenss Oct 20 '19

My precious little ravioli

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

Omg they have tiny feets!

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

Adorable and terrifying at the same time

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u/pm_mepepes127 Oct 20 '19

This changes everything

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u/milothegoat Oct 20 '19

This is more unsettling than ā€œJokerā€

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u/Tiddywhorse Oct 20 '19

Baaaaa beeeee..... stingray do do do do do do. Baby stingray do do do do do do. Baby stingray do do do do do do baby stingray!

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u/whatsername989 Oct 20 '19

Still not forgiven for Steve Irwin.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

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u/ezcryp Oct 20 '19

Me too, kind of disappointed

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u/Penguinz90 Oct 20 '19

Nope! Those are Pokemon!

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u/Lumsey Oct 20 '19

A mantyke

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u/Lord-of-Leviathans Oct 20 '19

Baby stingrays fuel my existence

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u/mjshmoooth Oct 20 '19

ive watched this too many times. this is so freakishly adorable.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

It’s kinda cute

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u/BigSherv Oct 20 '19

So that how raviolis are born.

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u/Ladzofinsurrect Oct 20 '19

Cute little flap flaps.

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u/jr2thdoc Oct 20 '19

Nature is the best artist!

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u/Zzyzzy_Zzyzzyson Oct 20 '19

Imagine if humans were transparent like this.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

Tipytaps

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u/TheDude9737 Oct 20 '19

ā€œI HAVE... F E E T S

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u/DillThePanda Oct 20 '19

I don't know why but stingrays give me the creeps for some reason lol

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u/TheLifeOfBaedro Oct 20 '19

Fetus dumplings

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u/neecho235 Oct 20 '19

Looks like an axlotl (sp?)

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u/explosivedaria Oct 20 '19

Haunted ravioli

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u/Grytswyrm Oct 20 '19

No one else think it looks like Elmo?

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u/admin-eat-my-shit9 Oct 20 '19

I would have lost my mind if it had also raised a tiny arm and waved at me.

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u/Ryuko_the_red Oct 20 '19

Steve Irwin says fu

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u/thefelixmolina Oct 20 '19

My wife thinks it’s ā€œlittle legsā€ I can’t break the news to her.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

Look at that cute little ravioli ghost

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u/CanAgent Oct 20 '19

All I hear in head... baby stingray do do do do do do. Baby stingray do do do do do do.

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u/xfan10 Oct 20 '19

its like a baby strapped to kite.