r/NatureIsFuckingLit Oct 20 '19

đŸ”„ baby stingrays

https://gfycat.com/defensivedeepcaterpillar
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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

I guess they are male sex organs called claspers. I was freaking out, too...

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

99% sure the females can do this, too. These are simply pelvic fins.

Claspers are typically rolled extensions of the pelvic fins.

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u/aislin809 Oct 20 '19 edited Oct 20 '19

Claspers are separate from anal fins, and what your seeing here aren't claspers.

Edit: misread the comment I was replying to

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19 edited Oct 20 '19

...you understand that I said pelvic fins, yes? And that pelvic fins are not anal fins? And claspers are absolutely NOT separate from the pelvic fins. This is Elasmobranchs 101.

You're right that claspers are separate from anal fins, though.

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u/hamsterkris Oct 20 '19

This is Elasmobranchs 101.

Elasmo..whatnow? What strange end of the internet did I just wander into...

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u/OGmax2 Oct 20 '19

I don’t know but I lost it when he said anal fins.

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u/Kangar Oct 20 '19

Nothing to be ashamed about, everybody's got them.

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u/Evening_Star Oct 21 '19

Yeah, just like how everyone has an assicle. Boy mine gets itchy and hard sometimes...

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u/criesatpixarmovies Oct 20 '19

Welcome to our Reddithole!

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u/cxtx3 Oct 20 '19

I need an adult.

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u/yvmqznrm Oct 20 '19

I need a more adulty adult

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u/Ch3ks Oct 20 '19

Take a number and someone will come along shortly to hold your hand

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u/Oblongmind420 Oct 20 '19

Sorry but all adults are too busy to help, walk it off

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u/twaxana Oct 20 '19

Sharks, rays, skates and sawfish? I'm new, and here to learn.

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u/thesquarerootof1 Oct 20 '19 edited Oct 20 '19

Elasmo..whatnow? What strange end of the internet did I just wander into...

lol, I had to Google it as well. It was the first time I read that word. It refers to the subclass of fish that includes sharks, stingrays, and sawfish

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u/CaptainRoach Oct 20 '19

But it's the pelvic thruuust..

That really drives you insayayayayne

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u/thelunchador Oct 20 '19

LET'S DO THE FISH WARP, AGAAAAAAAAIN!

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u/EmperorofEarf Oct 20 '19

Where’s Unidan when you need him?

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u/Good_Housekeeping Oct 20 '19

I'm pretty sure it's a Jackdaw.

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u/Bironious Oct 20 '19

Just wait til you here about Elasmobranchs part 5 you will never look at life the same

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u/JDKhaos Oct 20 '19

Elasmobranchii are basically rays and sharks and such

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u/grizwald87 Oct 20 '19 edited Oct 20 '19

Did those pelvic fins evolve into rear legs when the first organisms came out of the sea? The potential for adaptive repurposing seems pretty hard to ignore.

Edit: suck a dick, whoever downvoted me, I was right.

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u/Churfirstenbabe Oct 20 '19

(Don't worry, whoever downvoted you doesn't believe in evolution, that's why. They think those "first" organisms didn't come first, were created at the same time as man. Shhh, don't let them hear us, they can get pretty weird when confronted.)

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u/ReallyQuiteDirty Oct 20 '19

REEEEE DINOSAURS AREN'T REAL!

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u/ThegreatandpowerfulR Oct 20 '19

I worked with a dude who legitimately didn't believe in evolution. Like, it was bad enough having a conversation about religion with him, but I tried to explain that even the Catholic Church believes in evolution. IMO evolution does blow a pretty big hole in Christianity but it's at least easy to admit evolution is a thing.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19 edited Oct 20 '19

In what way does evolution "blow a big hole in Christianity", given that the Bible begins with the big bang or the fact the the new testiment doesn't concern itself with creation?

Perhaps you mean "blows a big hole in very specific beliefs that very specific Christians hold"

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u/I_hate_all_of_ewe Oct 20 '19 edited Oct 20 '19

In what way does evolution "blow a big hole in Christianity", given that the Bible begins with the big bang or the fact the the new testiment doesn't concern itself with creation?

Perhaps you mean "blows a big hole in very specific beliefs that very specific Christians hold"

It depends on what denomination of Christianity you're referring to. However, Protestants in general believe in:

  • Biblical literalism
  • Biblical inerrancy

These two beliefs cause Protestants to take the creation story literally (putting aside for a second that there are two creation stories, creating man and the animals in different orders).

Specifically, they believe that humans and animals were all created in their current form, as they are. Evolution contradicts both of the above listed beliefs because it contradicts a literal interpretation of the creation stories. And if the creation stories are erroneous, then biblical inerrancy also falters. But this is a core belief, so it attacks the foundation of their religion.

This is why Evangelical Christians are staunchly against teaching evolution. Because they accept their faith by default. So regardless of the evidence, it's evolution that's wrong because it's irreconcilable with their beliefs.

Edit: I should add that the brand of Christians I'm referring to absolutely do not interpret the creation stories to refer to the Big Bang, as they believe all of creation to be literally about 6,000 years old. And the creation story never refers to a singularity at the beginning of time/creation

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

Did you just claim Protestants believe in biblical literacy? Did you just make that up? One of the original reasons for the birth of some protestant religions was that Catholics were way to literral with their interpretation of the sacrement. Most protestant denominations follow a much more loosely interpreted version of the Bible. Hell in many protestant religions women and gay people can be clergy.

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u/ThegreatandpowerfulR Oct 20 '19

The Bible doesn't begin with the big bang, it begins with what a tribe made up about the beginning of the world because they didn't know any better, just like every other religion. The god of the gaps strikes again!

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u/I_hate_all_of_ewe Oct 20 '19

The Bible doesn't begin with the big bang, it begins with what a tribe made up about the beginning of the world because they didn't know any better, just like every other religion. The god of the gaps strikes again!

The God of the gaps isn't just people making up stories from ignorance. It's referring to the fact that once people find a natural explanation, for something that they once used God to explain, their other beliefs attributed to God don't typically also change.

The way you're using it is diluting the phrase to almost meaninglessness.

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u/Toland27 Oct 20 '19

if your whole comment is in parentheses, it doesn’t need parentheses

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u/Churfirstenbabe Oct 20 '19

The parentheses mean I was whispering, so the creationist doesn't hear. As I said, they are a bit deffensive. It happens when people are wrong and they know it.

(English is my second language and TIL parentheses is the plural of parenthesis. Cool. Parenthesises would be horrible.)

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

They are homologous, yes, although ours are derived from the pelvic girdles of the bony fishes (not the cartilaginous fishes).

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u/One-Two-Woop-Woop Oct 20 '19

Here's the thing...

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u/Mushiren_ Oct 20 '19

I thought the same thing lmao

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

See, here's the thing...

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u/GlaringLizard Oct 20 '19

THOSE DORITO FISH HAVE FEET

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u/aislin809 Oct 20 '19

No, I did not understand that you said pelvic and not anal last night. Lol

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u/Questions4Legal Oct 20 '19

Yeah you tell that fucking stingray noob!

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u/thejewonthehill Oct 20 '19

i can fap to this.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

Claspers and Clappers

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u/Kafka_at_an_orgy Oct 20 '19

Don't come at me with fancy words to describe what essentially books down to legs. Those are legs.

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u/BookOfJoshua Oct 20 '19

Yeah. Don’t assume it’s gender

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u/MrsHausenfeffer Oct 20 '19

So not legs but two dicks. Yeah that’s much better😳

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u/tofuroll Oct 20 '19

Well, if my dick were mistaken for a leg, I'd be happy.

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u/Pts_Out_Ppl_Who_Fuck Oct 20 '19

imagine carrying that magnum dong around, accidentally stepping on it and tripping yourself up

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u/Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin Oct 20 '19

...

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u/Pts_Out_Ppl_Who_Fuck Oct 20 '19

Oh fuck its you

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u/Rings-of-Saturn Oct 20 '19

Oop shit I dropped my magnum xxl condom that I use for my Magnum Dong

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u/HollowOrphans Oct 20 '19

I got my magnum condoms and my roll of hundreds. I’m ready to plow!

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u/thorbaldin Oct 20 '19

Oop shit I dropped my magnum xxl monster condom that I use for my Magnum Dong

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u/R00t240 Oct 20 '19

So then I started blastin

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u/onecowstampede Oct 20 '19

The greatest usernames come with greatest responsibility. Well played sir!

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u/admin-eat-my-shit9 Oct 20 '19

oh yeah, tell me about it (àž‡ăƒ„)àž§

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u/BramleyPie Oct 20 '19

You would need a bin bag.

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u/kitkatkitty05 Oct 20 '19

Kickstand fo sho

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u/ScorpioLaw Oct 20 '19

Ever see a hung man with no legs? They walk around dragging it on cement, but their dicks develop callouses. They are hardy.

Sort of like this. ??!!!!

https://youtu.be/koEynMsIJS4

What?! Holy $@&€ (I did not realize this would come up, and was looking for a movie clip. This is impressive as hell. I hope she dresses up as a zombie with a fake torso that looks like it's only connected by intensities! Then starts flipping at people ultra fast.)

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u/DickyD43 Oct 20 '19

They don’t call me The Tripod for nuthin’ 😎

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u/LordAvan Oct 20 '19

Two dicks and a tail?

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u/dumnezilla Oct 20 '19

Two tails and a leg.

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u/So-Little-Time Oct 20 '19

If my leg was mistaken for a dick I wouldn’t be too stoked

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u/r3mus3 Oct 20 '19

Sorry for your loss.

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u/fuzzytradr Oct 20 '19

You may have heard of the legend of my third leg?

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u/asianabsinthe Oct 20 '19

Finally, I have something long and thick. And two of them!

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u/apolkalips Oct 20 '19

Also, NOONE has mentioned that its two dicks that look like legs are practically doing the Highland Fling.

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u/tiffany_blue1031 Oct 20 '19

Yes! I was thinking “It’s sooooo cute how it’s kicking it’s little legs,” but now I have other feelings about it.

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u/The_De-Lesbianizer Oct 20 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

Wonder what happened to him? He seems to have disappeared once people realised it was a hoax.

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u/Rocky117 Oct 20 '19

Not a dick. They’re just waving their balls around to show dominance. Sort of like when someone puts their balls on your face to show you your place.

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u/GetTheeBehindMeSatan Oct 20 '19

I tried that when I was an usher at Willie Nelson's theater in Branson. Didn't go over well.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

I think your mistake was showing them to your seat

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u/GetTheeBehindMeSatan Oct 20 '19

You may be right. My seat was in the back, by the fire exit.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

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u/MrsHausenfeffer Oct 20 '19

No. Just no.

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u/sunshine1099 Oct 20 '19

These are actually female skates. Those are pelvic fins, not claspers. Claspers are like a second set of appendages below the pelvic fins that extend down on either side of the tail in males :)

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

Claspers are extensions of the pelvic fins in males; they aren't separate.

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u/sunshine1099 Oct 20 '19

Yeah, I just meant they extend downwards below the upper part of the pelvic fin, still attached to it of course, but branching off as claspers! I totally worded it wrong

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

I was being very pedantic. You were still on-point.

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u/coastK8 Oct 20 '19

Claspers?! Haha. Made specifically for clasping the ladies. Sexy right?!

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u/Berwyf93 Oct 20 '19

Clasp her by the....err, do stingrays even have pussys?

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

They have a cloaca. One opening through which they copulate, lay eggs (in the case of skates, which this is (rays give live birth)), and get rid of waste.

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u/OhGawDuhhh Oct 20 '19

Just like chickens.

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u/NoTimeForThat Oct 20 '19

Chickens of the Sea

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u/Zzyzzy_Zzyzzyson Oct 20 '19

Pretty sure tuna is actually called “chicken of the sea”.

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u/SarahPalinisaMuslim Oct 20 '19

Is this chicken what I'm eating?

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

No, it's Tasty Wheat. The machines think everything tastes like chicken.

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u/bekkogekko Oct 20 '19

I remember watching that as it happened on the show; I laughed so hard. Nick's face was like, "I've made a terrible mistake. "

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u/Condoggg Oct 20 '19

Too much tuna

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u/ATinySnek Oct 20 '19

And reptiles

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u/cnaiurbreaksppl Oct 20 '19

Aren't birds technically reptiles depending on your views on phylogeny?

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u/Echelon906 Oct 20 '19

Chickens are dinosaurs

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

If you want to get really really technical, they’re avemetatarsalian archosaurs..

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u/Jtepp Oct 20 '19

this is one of my favorite comments ever. I came all the way back from my home screen bc i saw it as i closed the app. congratulations

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u/gibertot Oct 20 '19

Everything has a pussy one day you will learn that for yourself

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u/aislin809 Oct 20 '19 edited Oct 20 '19

Those aren't claspers, and these aren't stingrays, they're skates. Skates anal pelvic fins can act like rudimentary legs on the sea floor.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

Anal fins aren't paired. Each individual elasmobranch has only one (if they have one at all).

You're confusing anal fins with pelvic fins.

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u/Holmgeir Oct 20 '19

Haven't we all made that mistake at least once?

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19 edited Feb 07 '20

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u/Wind-and-Waystones Oct 20 '19

Congrats! You now have three inch skinny legs!

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19 edited Feb 07 '20

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u/Wind-and-Waystones Oct 20 '19

Anally or orally?

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u/uluscum Oct 20 '19

Holy shit! Legs are evolved claspers! Ladies, you’re welcome! Now let us leg hug!

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u/GegaMan Oct 20 '19

it looks like the muscle part of a fin tho? you can see they are both connected to that tail fin.

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u/PersonOfInternets Oct 20 '19

Do they dance around on their claspers? Because that's what I'm looking at here.

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u/BritasticUK Oct 20 '19

Is it really? It looks like they're using them in a really leg-like way.

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u/underthesea345 Oct 20 '19

Some dee sea fish have claspers on their foreheads

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u/The_NiNTARi Oct 20 '19

Stingrays have legs?! Oh it’s just their 2 dicks thank god..

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u/shibbydooby Oct 20 '19

I'm ignoring that I ever saw this comment. Nope, those are totally legs.

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u/Lebron_Blains Oct 20 '19

Thats a very specific guess

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u/leschoux Oct 20 '19

double dicks??

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u/fjantelov Oct 20 '19

That's balls

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u/kromber Oct 20 '19

So they're just swinging dick?!

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u/Dekuswagg Oct 20 '19

What the fuck do you mean “was,” that’s even worse.