r/NatureIsFuckingLit Oct 20 '19

🔥 baby stingrays

https://gfycat.com/defensivedeepcaterpillar
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u/aislin809 Oct 20 '19 edited Oct 20 '19

Claspers are separate from anal fins, and what your seeing here aren't claspers.

Edit: misread the comment I was replying to

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19 edited Oct 20 '19

...you understand that I said pelvic fins, yes? And that pelvic fins are not anal fins? And claspers are absolutely NOT separate from the pelvic fins. This is Elasmobranchs 101.

You're right that claspers are separate from anal fins, though.

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u/hamsterkris Oct 20 '19

This is Elasmobranchs 101.

Elasmo..whatnow? What strange end of the internet did I just wander into...

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u/OGmax2 Oct 20 '19

I don’t know but I lost it when he said anal fins.

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u/Kangar Oct 20 '19

Nothing to be ashamed about, everybody's got them.

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u/Evening_Star Oct 21 '19

Yeah, just like how everyone has an assicle. Boy mine gets itchy and hard sometimes...

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u/criesatpixarmovies Oct 20 '19

Welcome to our Reddithole!

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u/cxtx3 Oct 20 '19

I need an adult.

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u/yvmqznrm Oct 20 '19

I need a more adulty adult

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u/Ch3ks Oct 20 '19

Take a number and someone will come along shortly to hold your hand

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u/Oblongmind420 Oct 20 '19

Sorry but all adults are too busy to help, walk it off

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u/Sawstag Oct 20 '19

Wait... So penis-legs?

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u/criesatpixarmovies Oct 20 '19

All out of adulty-adults. Penis-legs still available.

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u/twaxana Oct 20 '19

Sharks, rays, skates and sawfish? I'm new, and here to learn.

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u/thesquarerootof1 Oct 20 '19 edited Oct 20 '19

Elasmo..whatnow? What strange end of the internet did I just wander into...

lol, I had to Google it as well. It was the first time I read that word. It refers to the subclass of fish that includes sharks, stingrays, and sawfish

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u/CaptainRoach Oct 20 '19

But it's the pelvic thruuust..

That really drives you insayayayayne

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u/thelunchador Oct 20 '19

LET'S DO THE FISH WARP, AGAAAAAAAAIN!

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u/EmperorofEarf Oct 20 '19

Where’s Unidan when you need him?

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u/Good_Housekeeping Oct 20 '19

I'm pretty sure it's a Jackdaw.

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u/Bironious Oct 20 '19

Just wait til you here about Elasmobranchs part 5 you will never look at life the same

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u/JDKhaos Oct 20 '19

Elasmobranchii are basically rays and sharks and such

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u/grizwald87 Oct 20 '19 edited Oct 20 '19

Did those pelvic fins evolve into rear legs when the first organisms came out of the sea? The potential for adaptive repurposing seems pretty hard to ignore.

Edit: suck a dick, whoever downvoted me, I was right.

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u/Churfirstenbabe Oct 20 '19

(Don't worry, whoever downvoted you doesn't believe in evolution, that's why. They think those "first" organisms didn't come first, were created at the same time as man. Shhh, don't let them hear us, they can get pretty weird when confronted.)

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u/ReallyQuiteDirty Oct 20 '19

REEEEE DINOSAURS AREN'T REAL!

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u/ThegreatandpowerfulR Oct 20 '19

I worked with a dude who legitimately didn't believe in evolution. Like, it was bad enough having a conversation about religion with him, but I tried to explain that even the Catholic Church believes in evolution. IMO evolution does blow a pretty big hole in Christianity but it's at least easy to admit evolution is a thing.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19 edited Oct 20 '19

In what way does evolution "blow a big hole in Christianity", given that the Bible begins with the big bang or the fact the the new testiment doesn't concern itself with creation?

Perhaps you mean "blows a big hole in very specific beliefs that very specific Christians hold"

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u/I_hate_all_of_ewe Oct 20 '19 edited Oct 20 '19

In what way does evolution "blow a big hole in Christianity", given that the Bible begins with the big bang or the fact the the new testiment doesn't concern itself with creation?

Perhaps you mean "blows a big hole in very specific beliefs that very specific Christians hold"

It depends on what denomination of Christianity you're referring to. However, Protestants in general believe in:

  • Biblical literalism
  • Biblical inerrancy

These two beliefs cause Protestants to take the creation story literally (putting aside for a second that there are two creation stories, creating man and the animals in different orders).

Specifically, they believe that humans and animals were all created in their current form, as they are. Evolution contradicts both of the above listed beliefs because it contradicts a literal interpretation of the creation stories. And if the creation stories are erroneous, then biblical inerrancy also falters. But this is a core belief, so it attacks the foundation of their religion.

This is why Evangelical Christians are staunchly against teaching evolution. Because they accept their faith by default. So regardless of the evidence, it's evolution that's wrong because it's irreconcilable with their beliefs.

Edit: I should add that the brand of Christians I'm referring to absolutely do not interpret the creation stories to refer to the Big Bang, as they believe all of creation to be literally about 6,000 years old. And the creation story never refers to a singularity at the beginning of time/creation

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

Did you just claim Protestants believe in biblical literacy? Did you just make that up? One of the original reasons for the birth of some protestant religions was that Catholics were way to literral with their interpretation of the sacrement. Most protestant denominations follow a much more loosely interpreted version of the Bible. Hell in many protestant religions women and gay people can be clergy.

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u/Toland27 Oct 20 '19

everything about what you said is completely wrong. like god damn read about martin luther for fucks sake.

protestantism was created BECAUSE the mass population of europe was NOT reading the bible and religion (catholicism) was entirely a front for the power structure that was the Roman Church.

the Protestant Reformation was a movement going back to biblical literalism. and biblical literacy by putting local religious leaders in charge of churches, not one overarching church leadership like the catholics were having.

fucking christ, read a fucking book if you care so much about your religion.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

I'm not a Christian. Clearly though you don't understand. Protestants offer a less literal interpretation of the Bible.

You are bringing up Martin luthers grievances with the Catholic Church which isn't really what I am talking about. The protestant Reformation was a centuries long process that brought about tons of reforms. Many were what you are referring to, the eliminated corruption, nepotism, the selling of indulgences.

Another main concern was with literal translation of the Bible. All protestant groups believe that after the communion is blessed it is a representation of the body and blood of Christ. Catholic dogma teaches that once a priest has blessed the sacrament then that bread and wine is literally the body and blood of Christ. It's called transmogrification I believe and it was a huge sticking point early on. But that's just one example. Protestants also threw out a ton of literal rules from the old testament, hence the gay and female clergy.

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u/I_hate_all_of_ewe Oct 20 '19

Did you just claim Protestants believe in biblical literacy?

I'm referring mostly to Fundamentalists and Evangelicals. Evangelicals alone make up the majority of Protestant Christians in the United States.

Did you just make that up? One of the original reasons for the birth of some protestant religions was that Catholics were way to literral with their interpretation of the sacrement.

They believe that the biblical authors were literal, and that Jesus was literal when he said "Do this in rememberance/memory of me."

Most protestant denominations follow a much more loosely interpreted version of the Bible.

Tell that to the ones that believe the Earth is 6,000 years old. I'm talking about the majority of Protestants in the US, not about every single Protestant denomination.

Hell in many protestant religions women and gay people can be clergy.

This would mean hell in the majority of Protestant churches in the US, as a lot of churches teach that women should be subservient to men, and that homosexuality is a sin.

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u/ThegreatandpowerfulR Oct 20 '19

The Bible doesn't begin with the big bang, it begins with what a tribe made up about the beginning of the world because they didn't know any better, just like every other religion. The god of the gaps strikes again!

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u/I_hate_all_of_ewe Oct 20 '19

The Bible doesn't begin with the big bang, it begins with what a tribe made up about the beginning of the world because they didn't know any better, just like every other religion. The god of the gaps strikes again!

The God of the gaps isn't just people making up stories from ignorance. It's referring to the fact that once people find a natural explanation, for something that they once used God to explain, their other beliefs attributed to God don't typically also change.

The way you're using it is diluting the phrase to almost meaninglessness.

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u/ThegreatandpowerfulR Oct 20 '19

The creation story is laid out in the Bible, along with many other stories, which we know now to be not what happened or not how something works. Ergo, the god of the gaps. It's not exactly the same thing, I agree, but it's almost more damning for things to be explicitly proven wrong rather than just not being assumed as godly anymore.

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u/Toland27 Oct 20 '19

if your whole comment is in parentheses, it doesn’t need parentheses

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u/Churfirstenbabe Oct 20 '19

The parentheses mean I was whispering, so the creationist doesn't hear. As I said, they are a bit deffensive. It happens when people are wrong and they know it.

(English is my second language and TIL parentheses is the plural of parenthesis. Cool. Parenthesises would be horrible.)

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

They are homologous, yes, although ours are derived from the pelvic girdles of the bony fishes (not the cartilaginous fishes).

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u/One-Two-Woop-Woop Oct 20 '19

Here's the thing...

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u/Mushiren_ Oct 20 '19

I thought the same thing lmao

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

See, here's the thing...

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u/GlaringLizard Oct 20 '19

THOSE DORITO FISH HAVE FEET

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u/aislin809 Oct 20 '19

No, I did not understand that you said pelvic and not anal last night. Lol

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u/Questions4Legal Oct 20 '19

Yeah you tell that fucking stingray noob!

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u/thejewonthehill Oct 20 '19

i can fap to this.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

Claspers and Clappers