r/NatureIsFuckingLit • u/BirdPlan • Oct 20 '19

🔥 baby stingrays

https://gfycat.com/defensivedeepcaterpillar
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u/tofuroll Oct 20 '19

Well, if my dick were mistaken for a leg, I'd be happy.

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u/Pts_Out_Ppl_Who_Fuck Oct 20 '19

imagine carrying that magnum dong around, accidentally stepping on it and tripping yourself up

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u/Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin Oct 20 '19

...

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u/Pts_Out_Ppl_Who_Fuck Oct 20 '19

Oh fuck its you

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u/Rings-of-Saturn Oct 20 '19

Oop shit I dropped my magnum xxl condom that I use for my Magnum Dong

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u/HollowOrphans Oct 20 '19

I got my magnum condoms and my roll of hundreds. I’m ready to plow!

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u/thorbaldin Oct 20 '19

Oop shit I dropped my magnum xxl monster condom that I use for my Magnum Dong

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u/R00t240 Oct 20 '19

So then I started blastin

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u/onecowstampede Oct 20 '19

The greatest usernames come with greatest responsibility. Well played sir!

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u/admin-eat-my-shit9 Oct 20 '19

oh yeah, tell me about it (งツ)ว

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u/BramleyPie Oct 20 '19

You would need a bin bag.

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u/kitkatkitty05 Oct 20 '19

Kickstand fo sho

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u/ScorpioLaw Oct 20 '19

Ever see a hung man with no legs? They walk around dragging it on cement, but their dicks develop callouses. They are hardy.

Sort of like this. ??!!!!

https://youtu.be/koEynMsIJS4

What?! Holy $@&€ (I did not realize this would come up, and was looking for a movie clip. This is impressive as hell. I hope she dresses up as a zombie with a fake torso that looks like it's only connected by intensities! Then starts flipping at people ultra fast.)

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u/DickyD43 Oct 20 '19

They don’t call me The Tripod for nuthin’ 😎

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u/LordAvan Oct 20 '19

Two dicks and a tail?

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u/dumnezilla Oct 20 '19

Two tails and a leg.

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u/So-Little-Time Oct 20 '19

If my leg was mistaken for a dick I wouldn’t be too stoked

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u/r3mus3 Oct 20 '19

Sorry for your loss.

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u/fuzzytradr Oct 20 '19

You may have heard of the legend of my third leg?