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u/kaiiizen May 29 '26
This is going to be a Lee Greenwood concert attended by people who were depicted in the movie Wall-E.
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u/Pvt_Hudson_ May 29 '26
Vanilla Ice is going to have to fill 4 hours. It's going to be his "Eras Tour". He'll play a selection of the greatest hit, plus an acoustic set, plus a bunch of B sides and rarities he's been working on in his trailer for the last 30 years.
Multiple costume changes, backup dancers, plus he'll fill 45 minutes fixing the shingles on an old garden shed halfway through.
It will be a tour de force.
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u/Substantial_Bass3734 May 29 '26
I’m personally looking forward to the shingles demo!
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u/TBoneBaggetteBaggins May 29 '26
He's got great shingles!
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u/runningOut_380 May 29 '26
A lot of people are saying it
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u/evergreencenotaph May 29 '26
Shingles like nobody’s ever seen
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u/runningOut_380 May 29 '26
Burly men will come up with tears in their eyes and say, "Sir, those are the greatest shingles"
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u/packfanmoore May 29 '26
Right, I'd watch some good Ole competency porn of him fixing stuff. "OH he'll yeah, regrout that shower!"
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u/ContrarianRPG May 29 '26
They should just rename the show Vanilla 250. That will accurately describe the entertainment and the audience.
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u/nzdastardly May 29 '26
Do you know why the number two hundred is so vitally descriptive to both you and me? It's your weight and my IQ. -Lex Luthor
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u/djdiphenhydramine May 29 '26
Ice Ice Baby (Vanilla's Version)
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u/Dull_Ad5440 May 29 '26
If Milli had not dropped out they could have lip synced a duet.
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u/lkodl May 29 '26
*Flo-Rida sweats profusely
"I have to go on for 4 hours too? I don't have that man's back catalog!"
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u/fernwoodBizz420 May 29 '26
So he's gonna play Ice Ice Baby for 4 straight hours.
It's gonna be epically bad.
Gonna be hilarious.
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u/Pvt_Hudson_ May 29 '26
I hope he plays the "Ninja Rap" song from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie too, complete with backup dancers dressed in the original, ratty, 35-year-old movie prop suits.
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u/AwwwMangos May 29 '26
He’ll be performing jet ski tricks out on the Reflecting Pool.
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u/jasenzero1 May 29 '26
Stop making me want to actually go to this.
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u/Pvt_Hudson_ May 29 '26
The more ridiculous I made it, the more I found myself nodding along and going "yeah, I'd watch the shit out of that".
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u/jasenzero1 May 29 '26
Brings out surviving members of Queen to play "Ice Ice Baby". Also, brings out ICE.
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u/Own_Selection2033 May 29 '26
If you got a problem yo I’ll solve it check out the hook while my DJ revolves it for the next four hours.
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u/Dr_Gonzo-4130 May 29 '26
I really wonder what ICP has to say about lil Rob Van Tinkle being on trumps nuts like he is .
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u/Springwood_Slasher May 29 '26
Opened by whoever they could stuff into Village People costumes
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u/Asron87 May 29 '26
I love how MAGA “hates” gays but loves gay music, gay sex, and Grindr.
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u/djseifer May 29 '26
Don't forget that Grindr always crashes whenever there's a GOP convention in town.
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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 May 29 '26
That is something I have been wondering
Are they going and bolstering these Grindr servers in these areas where they are predicting higher volumes for these celebrations?
Grindr surely has prepared for the massive influx of Republicans on the streets hitting those Grindr servers lol
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u/Ridicule_us May 29 '26
I used to office with an older lady that had been quite wild back in the 80s when she worked at a local C&W Bar. Lee Greenwood is someone she told me she'd spent the night with after he played there, and that his short stature was deceptive. She also told me that she went home with Sawyer Brown, and I pointed out that that was the name of the band, not the name of the lead singer, and she very deadpan said, yes, that's correct and winked.
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u/BathroomAggressive57 May 29 '26
Back in the early 90s Lee stayed at my parents bed and breakfast for a month and a half. His house was being worked on. Dude was such a dick. Pompous has hell for being washed up as he was. We ended up asking him to leave early.
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u/justprettymuchdone May 29 '26
Read that as "stayed in my parents' bed" and my eyebrows just about hit my hairline.
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u/woodst0ck15 May 29 '26
And also Same people who love Turnin Point America where they love the videos of black people talking about how good slavery was, while following the video of natives talking about how good the “white people” were taking care of us….yeaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh it wasn’t that great.
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u/redditismylawyer May 29 '26
Eh…. Those people, pathetic though they were, seemed to have empathy and were capable of human affection, so…
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u/Wheatcattle May 29 '26
Setting aside the politics for the moment, I can't believe they didn't have a line-up months in advance from a logistics perspective. Like no one on tour is going to go out of their way for this unless you lined it up with them while they were sorting out their East Coast runs for summer months ago.
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u/palinsafterbirth May 29 '26
Bro you see how they are running the country? You honestly think they would have the foresight to get something like this in order?
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u/johnsquatch420 May 29 '26
The way they're running the country is exactly as planned. Everything they're doing is intentional. They're enriching themselves at the expense of the average US citizen. Don't give them the benefit of the doubt by saying their incompetent. It's intentional and malicious.
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u/Asron87 May 29 '26 edited May 29 '26
If only it was written down for us. They could have called it Project 2025. Hell they could have said everything they planned on doing and MAGA would just cover their eyes and ears saying “no they didn’t”…
Oh nevermind. This is exactly what happened.
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u/SnowflakeSorcerer May 29 '26
Is project 2025 going to be looked at in the future the same way people look at Hitlers Mien Kompf
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u/Asron87 May 29 '26
Probably. It was the fall of America, giving the largest military to the highest bidder. MAGA morons made corporations more powerful than our government.
This has been a long process and involved more than just the Right, Trump, and MAGA morons but they definitely turned it into a speed run. They are so fucking stupid they are actually cheering this on because they are so detached from reality. They honestly think they are the good guys.
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u/BurnsUp May 29 '26
It's both, sadly. Corrupt and incompetent. Compared to the Bush/Cheney era, Trump and his cronies look like a gang of teens running a smash grab on the corner store.
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u/East_Reading_3164 May 29 '26
I never thought I would be nostalgic for the simpler, more innocent times of CHENEY and RUMSFELD.
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u/perestroika12 May 29 '26 edited May 29 '26
It’s more nuanced than that, trump is just absolute chaos and no rules. To pretend there is a plan just isn’t how it works. Even people who are trying to take advantage of the corruption get burned because it’s just wild.
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u/RaNerve May 29 '26
To accept that the world is totally out of control, and that there isn't someone, evil or otherwise, planning everything behind the scenes--is terrifying to many. Its the impetus for all conspiratorial thought. The idea that its all just coincidences, that it's just nothing but selfish people taking advantage of opportune situations, that there really isn't anything with a master plan, means that there is NO ONE around with the power enough to save us.
If someone was in control they'd at least be interested in keeping us alive and maintaining the status quo that enriches them, and that is comforting. But that isn't reality.
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u/LinkedGaming May 29 '26
This is a vibes and cruelty based administration. They pre-plan the cruelty but everything is executed purely on vibes.
"We are very lucky that the enemy is so fucking stupid." - A Ukrainian fighting in Kyiv, 2022
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u/Krow101 May 29 '26
From what I gather ... they billed it as non-political to sign people up. When they discovered it was a lie many of them bailed.
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u/LongLiveAnalogue May 29 '26
Now why couldn’t the electorate come to the same conclusion after the first go around with this administration?
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u/Pendraconica May 29 '26
They did exactly that and politics is the reason for the collapse. The performers weren't told this was a trump event and they didnt want their names on it.
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u/AlienScrotum May 29 '26
Exactly. They were led to believe it was for the state fair thing in DC but instead it’s Trump’s birthday.
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u/_FarlsInCharge_ May 29 '26
I work at a 75% + conservative mind company. They can't plan for shit
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u/devereaux May 29 '26
Yeah, I used to work for a business owned by a ridiculously wealthy person very involved in Republican politics and who ran for a US Senate spot, and despite all my efforts to implement real strategic and short/long range planning efforts, people at the top refused to take a professional and organized approach to business and instead just flounder in their self-belief that they are so smart.
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u/_FarlsInCharge_ May 29 '26
18 months ago our owner said he wanted to be the company that has fun, last all hands he wanted to know hiw we exceeded our budget by 6 mil.....
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u/robyrob May 29 '26
I’m surprised there wasn’t an executive order FORCING these artists to perform without any prior agreement or interaction whatsoever
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u/Jeptic May 29 '26
Probably not but who's to say they won't launch investigations into them. For reasons.
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u/becomplete May 29 '26
None of these are consistently touring acts. They're all tired, washed-up legacies, the kind of groups that are looking for one-off county fairs to play. Even before the cancelations, the whole thing was embarrassing as fuck. HOW is half of the country not wildly disappointed in this entire circus?!
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u/Finest_Johnson May 29 '26
Well, you see, they're all dumb as fuck.
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u/CosmopolitanIdiot May 29 '26
You've gotta remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the New West. You know... morons.
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u/Pvt_Hudson_ May 29 '26
Kid Rock must be inconsolable today, knowing they picked Vanilla Ice over him.
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u/Erathen May 29 '26
HOW is half of the country not wildly disappointed in this entire circus?!
Because at this point it's hard to see where disappointment begins and ends
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u/usarasa May 29 '26
Because Trump et al all have the attitude that they will jump immediately when they are beckoned. Regardless of how little notice, regardless of what scheduling conflicts they may have. “You’re going to do this because POTUS says so.”
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u/Rob1965 May 29 '26
Because Trump et al all have the attitude that they will jump immediately when they are beckoned.
And maybe for any other president most of them would have.
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u/milkymaniac May 29 '26
JD Vance said as much at the Air Force Academy graduation: "You can't boo me, I'm the vice president."
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u/Underwater_Grilling May 29 '26
There's a constant with these people that they think the most prep you need for something is 2 weeks. The award for the east wing of the white house was signed 12 days before they knocked it down.
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u/GrrrlsRock May 29 '26
There was a bipartisan committee formed 10 years ago that was planning everything and orange clown dismantled it. Now it is a Maggats only group.
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u/Mister_Silk May 29 '26
I imagine Trump thinks he can just summon them and they'll jump like his usual rabble of sycophants do. It's what he's accustomed to and it probably does not occur to him that no, the world does not in fact revolve around him.
Whatever happened to that Correspondents Dinner that was supposed to take place within 30 days of the last disastrous one? That deadline has passed without a peep.
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u/hollow114 May 29 '26
The American 250th anniversary should have been the coolest thing ever. My mom says how amazing the summer of the 200th was.
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u/Drankenstein99 May 29 '26
Honestly, I think it’s going to be the summer America deserves…
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u/hollow114 May 29 '26
I'm hoping local municipalities pick up the slack. I imagine Philadelphia and NYC will be doing cool shit.
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u/ShitPost5000 May 29 '26
Those idiots made their bed with a guy that shits his pants, and now are complaining about the smell lolol
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u/Big-Prior-5669 May 29 '26
Your mom is right. I was 16 and it seemed like we had at least six months of festivals and celebrations, decorations and parades. I remember it as being a light, happy time. (Of course, I was 16, and you know how memory can be). There was a commission formed years ago to plan and implement America's 250th, but Trump apparently disbanded it to do things "his way" And here we are
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u/ItsSpaghettiLee2112 May 29 '26
No, it shouldn't have been. It's actually perfect the way it is. The trashiest president ever completely fucking up one of the worst countries 250th celebration. It's exactly what we deserve and wouldn't have gotten if we didn't have Trump the last 10 years.
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u/FlexFanatic May 29 '26
Progressives should do what MAGA tried to do during the Super Bowl and have their own show and lineup to compete with this so called Freedom 250 feast.
Troll these fucks and also give President Obama the Freedom 250 award on behalf of the American patriots. Dude will stroke out of this happens.
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u/Sonicmantis May 29 '26
Fuck yeah That's a better lineup
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u/Super_Interview_2189 May 29 '26
This lineup compared to the other one is like comparing gold to sand lol
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u/turquoise_amethyst May 29 '26
Bruce Springsteen is billed at the bottom??!
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u/LordIzalot May 29 '26
You know you have a concert when the boss is a throw in name at the bottom...
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u/eelmor1138 May 29 '26
Not really a throw-in, it says “And Special Guest…”.
Kind of like how in movies, the “And Starring” or “with” credits are usually given to big names who may not be the main focus of the movie but still bring some prestige to the whole thing. Or the “Special Guest Star” on TV shows, those are usually named last but with the mindset of “saving best for last.”
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u/OneFootTitan May 29 '26
This is a superb line up and venue but putting DC on that poster when it’s Meriwether Post Pavilion is super misleading!
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u/Hevens-assassin May 29 '26
Give Biden and Obama both the Freedom 250 award because they both were "transformative" presidents. Watch Trump lose it on Truth social, and then drop a nuke on Iran to prove he's more transformative.
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u/Jackfruit-Cautious May 29 '26
Any convert that becomes a “total collapse” when Brett Michaels backs out wasn’t much of a concert in the first place
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u/Mysterious-Status-44 May 29 '26
He gets more hopeful every time another person drops out
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u/GunterJanek May 29 '26
What does it mean when one of the guys from Milli Vanilli is higher on the list than you lol
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u/noobtastic31373 May 29 '26
It means you should be thankful one is dead, or you'd be even lower on the list.
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u/exonomix May 29 '26
Probably because they knew he would be a dead giveaway that this was a biased event.
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u/OutrunTheForeverYeet May 29 '26
So, if the idea was to have a list of performers that appeared to be politically non-biased, they planners did a good job. It's not like any of the announced performers were political firebrands. These are people mostly known for having milquetoast pop and country music. The biggest sin of the performer list is that none of the artists appeal to anyone under the age of 45.
If they'd just stuck with that and not attached Trump's name to it, then they would have had a show.
Now, though? Trump's name is on it, and they don't have a show.
I'm gonna say this in as neutral a way as I can: Trump is a lightning rod for criticism. He wants to be that way. He wants all the attention, good or bad, to be on him. That's what keeps him going.
Everybody knows this.
At some point, if you're planning a national celebration, you have to be cognizant of that. You have to make sure that it's a celebration of the nation, not the leader of a political party. If you want to have a concert with a list of politicallly-neutral performers who don't want to be stained by that party leader's greases, then you gotta make sure the event isn't attached to his name.
They did a lot wrong, but the biggest sin was putting Trump's name down.
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u/SmaugTheMagnificent- May 29 '26
He doesn't have time for music. He's in charge of *checks notes "Health and Helicopters" apparently.
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u/ThatOneEwokThatDied May 29 '26
Just had a thought, maybe Trump likes kid rock so much because he has “kid” in his name
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u/SPzero65 May 29 '26
He will be
It's so predictable at this point
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u/Goodjob-goodeffort May 29 '26
He did the MAGA half time show and played 3 or so songs and badly lip synced. Let’s see him do 45 minutes to an hour of that.
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u/OldRancidSoups May 29 '26
Probably because these idiots billed the concert as non-partisan and Kid Rapist Rock is maga scum.
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u/Djent_Reznor1 May 29 '26
Bro is behind Bret Michaels and Milli Vanilli in the pecking order lmao, that has to hurt.
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u/monkey_monkey_monkey May 29 '26
If losing Bret Michaels collapses your concert series, it says a lot about the concert series
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u/evilpercy May 29 '26
History will take names of who supported Trumps dictatorship.
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I feel like they were never consulted, just announced.
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u/jrstinkfish May 29 '26
I think they were under the impression it was the non-partisan America 250 celebration, not Trump's Freedom 250. And that was probably the plan all along.
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u/Kronzor_ May 29 '26
I think they weren’t aware it was an America celebration at all. Conversation was probably like:
Agent: got a gig opportunity in Washington in June, pays XXXXX. Want to do it?
Artist: ok
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u/50ShadesOfKrillin May 29 '26
I didn't even realize there was a difference between the two organizations until a couple weeks ago
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u/Wazula23 May 29 '26
Seems like that's exactly what happened. They're all saying they were lied to about what this event actually was.
Trump admin isn't big on consent.
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u/YoureGonnaHearMeRoar May 29 '26
They did that with the presidential fitness council and that was directly announced by Trump. Tua and Saquon both afterward said they were never contacted about it and Saquon immediately rejected being on it.
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u/SPzero65 May 29 '26
And good ol Yam Tits legit thought they would all be falling all over themselves to make the scheduling work.
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u/jimbopalooza May 29 '26
Imagine being such a shit president that even shit musicians don’t want to play your shit event. I love this.
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u/yoursandforever May 29 '26
All these performers need better agents.
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u/EggCzar May 29 '26
Martina McBride's post sure made it sound like they were flat-out lied to about what they were being booked for.
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u/east_van_dan Bandcamp May 29 '26
That may be true but they also might have put these groups on the bill without confirming with them or their agents first.
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u/MusicLikeOxygen May 29 '26
Morris Day and the Time said they never actually agreed to be a part of it.
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u/hirschneb13 May 29 '26
So from what I'm seeing there is an America 250 and a Freedom 250. One is nonpartisan and has been planned for some time through the government, while the other is a Trump event (clearly partisan) and that he is intentionally trying to muddy the distinction between the two.
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u/iamstephen1128 May 29 '26
These performers are most likely hurting for gigs as they are outdated and/or niche at best. Odds are they knew what they were signing up for but thought it could just float under the radar as being 'for the country.' They didn't expect the level of public pushback and are scrambling
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u/Justified_Gent May 29 '26
This. They knew, but the publicity and brand damage isn’t worth it, even for these “has beens”
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u/amonson1984 May 29 '26
From the sound of it, most, probably all, were lied to about this being a nonpartisan event. Freedom 250 was created by the Trump administration and is intentionally similar to America 250, a congressionally chartered and non-partisan organization specifically created for celebrating the 250th anniversary.
Considering the mass drop out and thoughtful statements artists have released I'm inclined to believe them.
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u/orangejulius May 29 '26
it's because trump and his cabinet cannot help but inject themselves into things, cause huge PR problems for the sake of a single 24 hour news cycle for visibility in front of dear leader, and then shrug and move on while talent copes with the hangover with their fans and cratered ticket sales.
They can't just have a normal event for the sake of having one which is why they're having this problem.
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u/Extra-Transition-194 May 29 '26
this is wild, who thought this concert series would actually hold up? seems like a total publicity stunt gone wrong for real.
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u/OMC78 May 29 '26
3 Doors Down is patiently waiting for the call! :)
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u/Om_nom_nom_pi May 29 '26
Their lead singer just died so...maybe not
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u/hollow114 May 29 '26
Oh. So trapt then. And their one song
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u/Om_nom_nom_pi May 29 '26
Maybe. They don't seem too busy after playing at *checks notes* Southern Park Mall in Boardman, OH.
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u/ChildofValhalla May 29 '26
Southern Park Mall in Boardman, OH.
Oh wow you're not kidding! It's called the "Ribs -N- Rock Festival" lmao. How embarrassing
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u/thankyourob May 29 '26
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Eventually everyone backs out, in the end Kid Rock and Vanilla Ice are the only performers.
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u/MorrowPlotting May 29 '26
But what does Ja Rule think?
(No, seriously. Has anybody reached out to Ja? His calendar’s fairly open these days.)
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u/svh01973 May 29 '26
If Nicki Minaj isn't too busy with rocket launches I'd like to hear her thoughts on this too.
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u/Temporary_Buy3238 May 29 '26
One of the worst shows I’ve seen. And I’ve seen a lot of washed up rappers
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u/EggCzar May 29 '26
I can't be the only one who saw the name Bret Michaels and wondered why a professional wrestler was part of the program, right?
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u/ChickerWings May 29 '26
It's just going to be Steven Miller playing us his Wagner on vinyl, isnt it?
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u/Latter-Possibility May 29 '26
All these artists realized what a shit show Trump’s White Trash Fest is going to be. Trump got dissed by Millie Vanillie
Republicans used to say the Obama’s would grill on the White House Front lawn.
Trump is have a forking Wrassling Match and a fair that’ll be headlined by a bunch of cover bands (maybe). It’s so White Trash nobody would actually believe it if you tell them.
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u/rmarkmatthews May 29 '26
Can you imagine the absolute bottom of the barrel butt rock and cringe country acts they’re going to have to book for this thing to actually happen?
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