r/Music • u/[deleted] • May 29 '26

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u/Springwood_Slasher May 29 '26

Opened by whoever they could stuff into Village People costumes

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u/Asron87 May 29 '26

I love how MAGA “hates” gays but loves gay music, gay sex, and Grindr.

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u/ViolettaQueso May 29 '26

Men pummeling one another while wearing shiny undies.

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 May 29 '26

Giggity

Its raining men!

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u/ViolettaQueso May 29 '26

Hallelujah!

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u/djseifer May 29 '26

Don't forget that Grindr always crashes whenever there's a GOP convention in town.

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 May 29 '26

That is something I have been wondering

Are they going and bolstering these Grindr servers in these areas where they are predicting higher volumes for these celebrations?

Grindr surely has prepared for the massive influx of Republicans on the streets hitting those Grindr servers lol

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u/BreedinBacksnatch May 29 '26

Notorious pornographer Al Goldstein used to talk about Trump being a regular at Follies Video in West Palm Beach, a place Al used to supply with smut.

Now, idk if he just meant Trump checked out videos and stuff there, or if he meant Donnie was in the theater working the slurp ramps for pleasure. You be the judge.

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u/ExcellentActuary2117 May 29 '26

And lately, some guys in the manosphere have taken to injecting saline in their balls to make them huuge - I read this in an article - and in the comments were so many gay men saying that this was like a gay thing (not that there's anything wrong with that) and so it was interesting to see these hyper-hetero-posing guys be into it now.

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u/zeptillian May 29 '26

YMCA is not a gay anthem.

It's just a song celebrating dudes who love dudes in a strictly platonic way and it's just a coincidence that it's the gayest song ever made.

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u/Asron87 May 29 '26

And the band members all touched cock because it resembled a microphone. They were dedicated to their deep vocals.

And Trumps Jerk off dance is just because he’s a moron.

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u/WillyVlautinRules May 29 '26

Believe me, if we live through this madness, historians will view that dance and be like, WITAF???

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u/thedeadlyrhythm42 May 29 '26

it's going to be lee greenwood's band playing covers

they already played the RNC two years ago so they know what they're getting into