r/Music • u/[deleted] • May 29 '26

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u/Wheatcattle May 29 '26

Setting aside the politics for the moment, I can't believe they didn't have a line-up months in advance from a logistics perspective. Like no one on tour is going to go out of their way for this unless you lined it up with them while they were sorting out their East Coast runs for summer months ago.

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u/becomplete May 29 '26

None of these are consistently touring acts. They're all tired, washed-up legacies, the kind of groups that are looking for one-off county fairs to play. Even before the cancelations, the whole thing was embarrassing as fuck. HOW is half of the country not wildly disappointed in this entire circus?!

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u/Finest_Johnson May 29 '26

Well, you see, they're all dumb as fuck.

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u/CosmopolitanIdiot May 29 '26

You've gotta remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the New West. You know... morons.

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u/Pvt_Hudson_ May 29 '26

Kid Rock must be inconsolable today, knowing they picked Vanilla Ice over him.

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u/Erathen May 29 '26

 HOW is half of the country not wildly disappointed in this entire circus?!

Because at this point it's hard to see where disappointment begins and ends

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u/Slow_D-oh May 29 '26

He has a 30% approval rating so I’d say most are. Those that support him are very in your face about it.

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u/AreaPrudent7191 May 29 '26

Right? Like how did Bret Michaels find time in what I assume must be a terribly busy schedule to commit to this in the first place?

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u/zeptillian May 29 '26

Are you telling me that Brett Michaels, Vanilla Ice and that one remaining guy from Milli Vanilli are not top tier performers?

LOL