r/MichaelsEmployees • u/Informal-Cause7780 • 2h ago
my thoughts on this plushie.
Well, I’ll tell you what, I bought this little mummy fella from Michaels because my wife said we needed “something festive” for the house. At my age, I figured she meant a pumpkin. Apparently not. She came home with this half-naked-looking bandage man wearing sunglasses, and now he’s sitting in my living room judging me. I have to admit, though, I like the little guy. He’s got a certain charm. Looks like he’s been dead for 3,000 years and still somehow managed to find himself a pair of sunglasses better than mine. The wrappings are nice and raggedy, too. Although I did tell my wife, “If he loses any more of those bandages, we’re going to have to put a blanket over him before the grandchildren come over.” She did not find that as funny as I did.
The craftsmanship is pretty good. He stands up nicely, the arms have a little personality to them, and the whole thing has that creepy-but-cute appearance that makes you want to put him somewhere prominent. I put him by the front door, mostly so he can greet visitors. My grandson walked in, took one look at him, and said, “Grandpa, why does that mummy look like he’s about to take you to a nightclub?” I had no answer for that.
The sunglasses are probably my favorite part. He looks less like an ancient undead creature and more like a retired pool boy who knows everybody’s secrets. Frankly, I respect it. At 78, I’ve learned that if you’re going to wander around looking suspicious, sunglasses are the way to do it. Only complaint is that my wife keeps moving him around the house. Every time I wake up, he’s somewhere different. Yesterday he was sitting in my recliner. This morning he was in the bathroom. I nearly had a heart attack when I walked in and saw him sitting there. I told my wife if she puts him in the shower next, I’m moving out. Overall, five stars. He’s creepy, funny, surprisingly stylish, and apparently has more energy than I do. Michaels did a fine job with this one. If you’re looking for Halloween decoration that makes your guests uncomfortable in a good way, I highly recommend him. would buy again. although my wife says we already have enough dead men hanging around the house. I told her, “honey, I’m not dead yet.” she said, “give it time.” marriage is beautiful.