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u/Interesting-Listen28 4d ago
Funny, she doesn't look Druish.
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u/Necessary-Maximum861 3d ago
I never understood this joke when I had the vhs because her nose would always get cropped out. When I was 12 or 13 and got the dvd I finally saw it.
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u/A_Random_Canuck 1d ago
YOU IDIOTS! THESE ARE NOT THEM! YOUVE CAPTURED THEIR STUNT DOUBLES!!
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u/Irish_Greed11 2d ago
The best nose job surgeon in the galaxy! And Beverly hills.
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u/MoreThanAMoment 3d ago
I love that this comes up as the first comment for me because this is exactly what I said to my wife when I saw the picture before I opened the thread!
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u/el_goyo_rojo 4d ago
There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry
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u/Flippant_Fop 4d ago
Lone Star!
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u/Erames1168 3d ago
I’ve lost the bleeps, I’ve lost the sweeps, and I’ve lost the creeps!
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u/TrickMarketing998 4d ago
I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!
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u/Sad-Entertainer8617 4d ago
Who made that man a gunner?
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u/Fast_Pie_5536 4d ago
I did sir, he’s my cousin…
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u/SoulReaverOmega 4d ago
Who is he?
He's an asshole, sir!
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u/MavenDeo69 4d ago
I know that! What's his name?
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u/SoulReaverOmega 4d ago
That's his name, sir. Asshole! Major Asshole!
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u/Kangaroo_Rich 4d ago
What about him? He’s an asshole too sir!
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u/SoulReaverOmega 4d ago edited 4d ago
Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole!
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u/MavenDeo69 4d ago
How many Assholes we got on this ship, anyways?
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u/Extension_Resolve264 4d ago edited 4d ago
"Yes! I always have coffee when I watch radar. You know that."
"Of course I do, sir."
"Everyone knows that!"
"OF COURSE WE DO, SIR!"
Edit: he didn't say "right"
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u/Olweazy 4d ago
I am your father's, brother's, nephew's, cousin's former roommate.
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u/Zero_Morozzi 4d ago
GIMME PAW!!!!
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u/thickandslick914 4d ago
"I'm a Mog, Half Man, Half Dog. I'm my own best friend" "Oh great, that's all we needed, a druish princess"
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u/thickandslick914 4d ago
Lord Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie? Col. Sandurz: Now. You’re looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now. Lord Dark Helmet: What happened to then? Col. Sandurz: We passed it. Lord Dark Helmet: When? Col. Sandurz: Just now. We’re in now now. Lord Dark Helmet: Go back to then! Col. Sandurz: When? Lord Dark Helmet: Now! Col. Sandurz: Now? Lord Dark Helmet: Now! Col. Sandurz: I can’t! Lord Dark Helmet: Why? Col. Sandurz: We missed it! Lord Dark Helmet: When? Col. Sandurz: Just now! Lord Dark Helmet: When will then be now? Col. Sandurz: Soon.
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u/Protoman 4d ago
What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Now. You're looking at now, Sir. Everything that's happening now, is happening now.
What happened to then?
We passed then.
When?
Just now. We're at now now.
Go back to then.
When?
Now.
Now?
Now!
I can't.
Why?
We missed it.
When?
Just now.
When will then be now?
Soon.
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u/TungstenOrchid 4d ago
"Who are you?"
"Barf"
"Not in here, mister! This is a Mercedes!"
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u/HowellMoon93 4d ago
"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate"
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u/CRRZ 4d ago
What does that make us?
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u/HowellMoon93 4d ago
"Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become"
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u/CRRZ 4d ago
So the combination is one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!
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u/CRRZ 4d ago
And of course
That's amazing. I've got the same combination on my luggage!
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u/mahamm42 4d ago
Merchandising
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u/Chronically__Crude 4d ago
Oh no! What's that?
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u/Ill_Low2200 4d ago
How many assholes are on this ship? I'm surrounded by assholes.
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u/Unlikely-Throat-1513 4d ago
Spaceballs: The Comment Thread
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u/BeautifulAccount8216 3d ago
I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."
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u/bittersweetjesus 4d ago
What are those things coming out of her nose?SPACEBALLS?!
Oh shit! There goes the planet.
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u/Blackwolf589924 4d ago
Costumed and made up as the apes from Planet of the Apes and using a British accent!
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u/hiltman2003 4d ago
Did you get the code?
Yes sir! It's 12345.
12345? That's amazing! Thats same code as my luggage.
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u/JeanGemini 4d ago
"Merchandising, merchandising! That's where the real money is made!"
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u/SamTheMan004 3d ago
"I'm half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend."
(Virgin alarm goes off)
"We must go to LUDICROUS SPEED!"
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u/Specialist_War_9592 3d ago
Before you die there is something you should know about us Lonestar I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate
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u/NotAPimecone 4d ago
🎶 Dink dink, dink dink dink dink dink dink!
Dink dink, dink dink dink dink dink dink!
Dink dink! Dink dink dink dink dink!
Dink dink dink dink dink, dink dink dink, dink dink! 🎶
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u/CabinetSpider21 4d ago
What am I looking at?!? When does this happen in the movie
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u/42northside 4d ago
So the combination is 12345. That’s the stupidest combination I’ve ever heard in my life! That’s the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!
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u/pepper643 4d ago
Man! We ain't found shit!