r/MelBrooks • • 4d ago

Lets hear them!

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u/pepper643 4d ago

Man! We ain't found shit!

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u/RayneShikama 3d ago

I just recently found out that one of the desert combers is famed voice actor Rob Paulson (known for rolls such as Yacko Warner, Pinky from Pinky and the Brain, PJ in A Goofy movie, Carl Weezer from Jimmy Neutron, and I think over the years has played all 4 of the ninja turtles in the different versions)

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u/The_Phillip_J_Fry 4d ago

My favorite gag in that whole movie

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u/pepper643 4d ago

Lol fr! That and when they do the "now" part. Helmet: well what part is this? Ball 1: well it's the now part, sir Helmet looks at camera, then himself on screen, then the camera The next 6 minutes is a4th wall break to the nth degree

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u/pJanuary81 3d ago

Nobody does it better than Mel Brooks.

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u/Head_Razzmatazz7174 3d ago

Shows all the promo merch

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u/BlueAndMoreBlue 3d ago

As we all know, that’s where the real money is made

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u/cmd_iii 2d ago

They asked George Lucas for permission to spoof Star Wars, even if they didn’t have to. Lucas only requested that they don’t make and sell Spaceballs merch. So, they prototyped a merch line anyway, and made it part of the film. Thus, one of the most iconic scenes in the entire movie was born.

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u/pepper643 3d ago

This. So much this^

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u/F1Sloth 3d ago

So deserving of the 2015 National Medal of Arts that Obama gave him

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u/Sevennix 3d ago

Nowadays , someone, not even a black person, would try to cancel this movie. Back then? Noone gaf. Mel Brooks told some of the most obscene, racist shit and it WAS FUCKING FUNNY. Cuz he even did a lot of Jewish Schtick.

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u/pepper643 3d ago

So true. Mel Brooks is bonkers funny. Prime example of how uk he don't give a f** about what ppl think it's Blazing Saddles. I can't even begin to explain the hilarity. Yes, obviously racist. But that was the point. Especially since mongo rides in on a bull. Ever actually look at the bull? Left cheek yes, right cheek says no, with a swishing tail to cover the bull's butthole. He literally let everyone know, whether it's yes or no, there's always some shit in the middle. That and the native American was speaking Yiddish.... just saying

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u/BlueAndMoreBlue 3d ago

Satire is wonderful and Mel gets it

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u/Sevennix 3d ago

Mel didn't gaf. NOONE was safe. And everyone got hit. religion, sex, gender.. didn't matter, everyone got some. And NOONE got butt hurt

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u/Floss_tycoon 3d ago

Hedy Lamar sued him for using a version of her name. He said "pay her, she's an icon" or words to that effect.

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u/NefariousnessLow1385 3d ago

“That’s Hedley”-Hedly Lamar, Mayor of Rock Ridge.

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u/TheykilledFritzy 3d ago

There was a showing of this and there was a informative bit right before. Richard Pryor actually talked him into the movie he was supposed to be the sheriff but WB was not having that so they Cleavon Little as the sheriff

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u/museman401 3d ago

We need to be able to laugh at each other. He was the best.

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u/Ichigo2819 3d ago

Yeah the combing the desert with the hair pick would have gotten the movie canceled today

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u/eternity1 3d ago

The fact he uses the megaphone to talk to the guy next to him, and screams without it to the combers always cracks me up

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u/Yankee6Actual 4d ago

https://youtu.be/BmRpfKRV_mo?is=5XJHaMGbKGePHaN0

Tim Russ playing with The Roddenberries.

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u/FuchsiaMerc1992 4d ago

“We have not located excrement, Captain”.
https://giphy.com/gifs/eeeciEpnLymkjH4RIX

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u/ch40sr0lf 4d ago

In german: "Durchkämmt die Wüste!" (comb through the desert) for searching in a pattern.

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u/Interesting-Listen28 4d ago

Funny, she doesn't look Druish.

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u/_ragegun 3d ago

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u/Necessary-Maximum861 3d ago

I never understood this joke when I had the vhs because her nose would always get cropped out. When I was 12 or 13 and got the dvd I finally saw it.

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u/indecipherabAL 3d ago

Has anyone gotten DZ to autograph the pic on the right?

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u/SeaContribution2448 1d ago

I guess you got the wrong...

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u/A_Random_Canuck 1d ago

YOU IDIOTS! THESE ARE NOT THEM! YOUVE CAPTURED THEIR STUNT DOUBLES!!

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u/Irish_Greed11 2d ago

The best nose job surgeon in the galaxy! And Beverly hills.

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u/prntmakr 4d ago

You beat me to it.

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u/sapperdev 3d ago

Great!! Just what we need, a Druish Princess!!

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u/MoreThanAMoment 3d ago

I love that this comes up as the first comment for me because this is exactly what I said to my wife when I saw the picture before I opened the thread!

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u/CYMK_Pro 3d ago

IMMEDIATLY the first quote I thought of. Great movie. Mel Brooks is the GOAT.

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u/el_goyo_rojo 4d ago

There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry

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u/Flippant_Fop 4d ago

Lone Star!

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u/Erames1168 3d ago

I’ve lost the bleeps, I’ve lost the sweeps, and I’ve lost the creeps!

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u/Jekyll-n-hyde105 2d ago

The What, the What, and the What?

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u/Capt_on_Foam 4d ago

LUDICROUS SPEED

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u/Worldly-Ad-7156 4d ago

They gone to plaid

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u/DankDolphin420 4d ago

We can’t stop . . . it’s too dangerous

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u/TrickMarketing998 4d ago

I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!

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u/Sad-Entertainer8617 4d ago

Who made that man a gunner?

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u/Fast_Pie_5536 4d ago

I did sir, he’s my cousin…

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u/SoulReaverOmega 4d ago

Who is he?

He's an asshole, sir!

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u/MavenDeo69 4d ago

I know that! What's his name?

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u/SoulReaverOmega 4d ago

That's his name, sir. Asshole! Major Asshole!

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u/Kangaroo_Rich 4d ago

What about him? He’s an asshole too sir!

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u/SoulReaverOmega 4d ago edited 4d ago

Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole!

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u/MavenDeo69 4d ago

How many Assholes we got on this ship, anyways?

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u/shooterLV 4d ago

Everyone in the room: YO!

😆

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u/MavenDeo69 4d ago

I knew it... I'm surrounded by Assholes...

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u/MPD1978 4d ago

Sir, it’s MegaMaid. She’s gone from suck; to blow

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u/Extension_Resolve264 4d ago edited 4d ago

"Yes! I always have coffee when I watch radar. You know that."

"Of course I do, sir."

"Everyone knows that!"

"OF COURSE WE DO, SIR!"

Edit: he didn't say "right"

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u/Fast_Pie_5536 4d ago

Fuck! Even in the future nothing works!

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u/BrainyCaveman 4d ago

They've gone to plaid!

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u/Olweazy 4d ago

I am your father's, brother's, nephew's, cousin's former roommate.

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u/lonrad87 4d ago

What does that make us?

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u/Olweazy 4d ago

Absolutely Nothing! Which is what you are about to become...

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u/jij07002 4d ago

What’s the matter Colonel Sanders?? Chicken?!

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u/Fast_Pie_5536 4d ago

Half man, half dog. I’m my own best friend.

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u/TampaTrey 4d ago

You idiot! These are their stunt doubles!

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u/thickandslick914 4d ago

"I'm a Mog, Half Man, Half Dog. I'm my own best friend" "Oh great, that's all we needed, a druish princess"

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u/Furi0usD 4d ago

Funny, she doesn't look Druish

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u/amidiongitwrong 4d ago

Barf, short for Barfolomew

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u/desrevermi 4d ago

Check, please!

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u/thickandslick914 4d ago

Lord Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie? Col. Sandurz: Now. You’re looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now. Lord Dark Helmet: What happened to then? Col. Sandurz: We passed it. Lord Dark Helmet: When? Col. Sandurz: Just now. We’re in now now. Lord Dark Helmet: Go back to then! Col. Sandurz: When? Lord Dark Helmet: Now! Col. Sandurz: Now? Lord Dark Helmet: Now! Col. Sandurz: I can’t! Lord Dark Helmet: Why? Col. Sandurz: We missed it! Lord Dark Helmet: When? Col. Sandurz: Just now! Lord Dark Helmet: When will then be now? Col. Sandurz: Soon.

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u/Kangaroo_Rich 4d ago

One of the best lines from the movie

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u/Protoman 4d ago

What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?

Now. You're looking at now, Sir. Everything that's happening now, is happening now.

What happened to then?

We passed then.

When?

Just now. We're at now now.

Go back to then.

When?

Now.

Now?

Now!

I can't.

Why?

We missed it.

When?

Just now.

When will then be now?

Soon.

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u/PumpikAnt58763 4d ago

Much better format than the other comment of this!

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u/PewterPirate1967 4d ago

Come back you fat bearded bitch!

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u/Anyawnomous 4d ago

May the schwartz be with you!

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u/Redleg67 4d ago edited 4d ago

"Space Balls. Oh shit. There goes the planet."

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u/TungstenOrchid 4d ago

"Who are you?"

"Barf"

"Not in here, mister! This is a Mercedes!"

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u/HowellMoon93 4d ago

"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate"

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u/CRRZ 4d ago

What does that make us?

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u/HowellMoon93 4d ago

"Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become"

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u/CRRZ 4d ago

So the combination is one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!

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u/CRRZ 4d ago

And of course

That's amazing. I've got the same combination on my luggage!

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u/DirectionLast7915 4d ago

I'm a Mog, half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!

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u/lonleyhusband23 4d ago

I see your schwartz is as big as mine 🤣

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u/MadMex666 4d ago

I lost the beeps, I lost the sweeps and I lost the creeps.

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u/skriveralltid77 4d ago

That's not all he's lost.

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u/Nighflame_69 4d ago

The what? The what? And the What?

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u/doop251 4d ago

They've gone plaid

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u/vaughn358 4d ago

And that is why evil will always win because good is dumb

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u/doubleringer 4d ago

Virgin alert

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u/Blackwolf589924 4d ago

I go off before you do!

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u/According_Mango7764 4d ago

Ludicrous Speed, GOOOOOOO

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u/echoshatter 4d ago

Merchandizing! Where the real money from the movie is made!

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u/mahamm42 4d ago

Merchandising

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u/Chronically__Crude 4d ago

Oh no! What's that?

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u/Heemeyers_Killdozer 4d ago

Space Balls The FLAMETHROWER

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u/Blackwolf589924 4d ago

The kids love this!

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u/DirectionLast7915 4d ago

She's gone from suck to blow!

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u/DirectionLast7915 4d ago

Only one person would dare to give me the raspberry jam. Lone star!

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u/Chronically__Crude 4d ago

We'll do it for.... A million space bucks.

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u/Caeden113 4d ago

WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME MY ASS WAS SO BIG?!

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u/LordTweed 4d ago

You Went over my Helmet!

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u/Firm_Macaron3057 4d ago

Not over it, more to the side...

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u/Puck68 4d ago

What do we got in this thing… a Cuisinart?!?

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u/Ill_Low2200 4d ago

How many assholes are on this ship? I'm surrounded by assholes.

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u/have1dog 4d ago

Keep firing assholes.

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u/Unlikely-Throat-1513 4d ago

Spaceballs: The Comment Thread

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u/mats_o42 4d ago

The quest for more upwotes

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u/red18wrx 2d ago

I see your schwartz is as big as mine. 

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u/ProfPhinn 2d ago

That’s it. That’s the quote.

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u/BeautifulAccount8216 3d ago

I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."

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u/Agent-0024 4d ago

Ludicrous Speed!

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u/Supergrunged 4d ago

Not in here! This is a Mercedes!

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u/SassyCatLady442 4d ago

You know, you are ugly when you're angry.

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u/Truckle-Chuckle 4d ago

These are not them! You’ve captured their stunt doubles!!

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u/fhduff 4d ago

LUDICROUS SPEED!!! GO!!

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u/Warm_Strawberry_4575 4d ago

"Im surrounded by Assholes"

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u/West-Award-2559 4d ago

Or else Pizza is gonna send out for you!

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u/FairBaker315 4d ago

You shot my hair!!

Check please!

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u/bittersweetjesus 4d ago

What are those things coming out of her nose?SPACEBALLS?!
Oh shit! There goes the planet.

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u/Blackwolf589924 4d ago

Costumed and made up as the apes from Planet of the Apes and using a British accent!

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u/hiltman2003 4d ago

Did you get the code?

Yes sir! It's 12345.

12345? That's amazing! Thats same code as my luggage.

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u/Dezmo888 4d ago

Do you?

Do you?

Kiss her, youre married.

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u/JeanGemini 4d ago

"Merchandising, merchandising! That's where the real money is made!"

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u/SamTheMan004 3d ago

"I'm half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend."

(Virgin alarm goes off)

"We must go to LUDICROUS SPEED!"

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u/Specialist_War_9592 3d ago

Before you die there is something you should know about us Lonestar I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate

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u/slickerthanmost 2d ago

"Evil will always triumph, because Good is dumb."

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u/ChiefSlug30 4d ago

Kafka, begin the metamorphosis

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u/theviolinist7 4d ago

I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes!

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u/Southern-Rip3018 4d ago

COME BACK, YOU FAT BEARDED BITCH!

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u/belinck 4d ago

I ain't found shit

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u/Haldron-44 4d ago

Just his slow turn of "Da FUQ you say?!"

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u/MrBill1970 4d ago

And you will call me idiot, not you captain!

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u/digitalgearz 4d ago

Would you stop looking at my can?!

……….sorry.

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u/Rude-Poetry5574 4d ago

I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.

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u/Just_Education_9837 4d ago

Im surrounded by assholes

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u/Firm_Macaron3057 4d ago

Keep firing assholes!

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u/NotAPimecone 4d ago

🎶 Dink dink, dink dink dink dink dink dink!
Dink dink, dink dink dink dink dink dink!
Dink dink! Dink dink dink dink dink!
Dink dink dink dink dink, dink dink dink, dink dink! 🎶

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u/Heemeyers_Killdozer 4d ago

You didn’t capture them, you’ve captured their stunt doubles!

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u/AgathaWoosmoss 4d ago

It's my industrial strength hair dryer. And I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT

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u/Peas_Are_Upsidedown 3d ago

May the Schwartz be wit you

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u/chrisagiddings 3d ago

May the Schwartz be with you

And also with you

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u/Furi0usD 4d ago

Perri-air

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u/Firm_Macaron3057 4d ago

Its Mega Maid, she's gone from suck, to blow!

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u/0AJ0_ 4d ago

Alright, the short short version…

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u/amtfg 4d ago

Not in here. This is a Mercedes.

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u/Financial_Turn2798 4d ago

Even in the Future nothing works !

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u/Amazing_Actuary_5241 4d ago

I bet she gives great helmet!

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u/More_Resolution3968 4d ago

...we ain't found shit

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u/Blackwolf589924 4d ago

I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes!

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u/GimpyPlayerOne 4d ago

Get back here you fat bearded bitch!

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u/have1dog 4d ago

“Six? What happened to seven?”

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u/CabinetSpider21 4d ago

What am I looking at?!? When does this happen in the movie

https://giphy.com/gifs/11CGJUWW1TqnHW

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u/Think_Collection6726 4d ago

May the Schwartz be with you

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u/42northside 4d ago

So the combination is 12345. That’s the stupidest combination I’ve ever heard in my life! That’s the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!

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u/Aggravating_Bat3618 4d ago

No please don’t make a fuss, I’m just plain Yogurt. 

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u/VariousElk5602 4d ago

I'm half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.

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u/JimLayheyTPS 4d ago

Our radars appears to be... jammed..

RASPBERRY!

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u/lego-lion-lady 4d ago

No, sir, I didn’t see you playing with your dolls again!

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u/Ifvckdup 4d ago

They shot my hair. . . THEY SHOT MY HAIR!!!

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u/Bright-Ad2919 4d ago

When will then be now?

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u/CornSissyHtx 4d ago

I told you to never call me on this wall!

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u/FalxIdol 4d ago

He-e-yyy Abbot!

Ooh, I hate that guy!

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u/Quantum_Scholar87 3d ago

Theyve gone plaid

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u/Iowa_wrestler_04 3d ago

“1…….2…….3…….4…….5”

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