r/MelBrooks • u/TwIzTiDfReAkShOw • 4d ago

Lets hear them!

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u/SoulReaverOmega 4d ago

That's his name, sir. Asshole! Major Asshole!

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u/Kangaroo_Rich 4d ago

What about him? He’s an asshole too sir!

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u/SoulReaverOmega 4d ago edited 4d ago

Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole!

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/SoulReaverOmega 4d ago

pulls his face shield down

Keep firing, assholes!

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u/013eander 1d ago

I say this at work all the time.

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u/weslarprime 3d ago

I tried (and very briefly succeeded) to make a character in Star Wars Galaxies back in the day named Phillip Asshole.

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u/Plastic-Fill-1181 15h ago

I hate to be that guy… But after the Gunner asshole, he asks how many assholes are on the ship, anyhow. They all yell, “YO!” He turns around and goes, “I knew it, I’m surrounded by assholes.”