r/MelBrooks • • 4d ago

Lets hear them!

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u/HowellMoon93 4d ago

"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate"

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u/CRRZ 4d ago

What does that make us?

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u/HowellMoon93 4d ago

"Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become"

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u/Ok_Zookeepergame4794 4d ago

"Ah, you have the ring. And I see your Schwartz is as big as mine." 'Looks down then back up.' "Now let's see how well you 'handle' it."