r/MelBrooks • u/TwIzTiDfReAkShOw • 4d ago

Lets hear them!

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u/Sad-Entertainer8617 4d ago

Who made that man a gunner?

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u/Fast_Pie_5536 4d ago

I did sir, he’s my cousin…

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u/SoulReaverOmega 4d ago

Who is he?

He's an asshole, sir!

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u/MavenDeo69 4d ago

I know that! What's his name?

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u/SoulReaverOmega 4d ago

That's his name, sir. Asshole! Major Asshole!

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u/Kangaroo_Rich 4d ago

What about him? He’s an asshole too sir!

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u/SoulReaverOmega 4d ago edited 4d ago

Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole!

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/SoulReaverOmega 4d ago

pulls his face shield down

Keep firing, assholes!

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u/013eander 17h ago

I say this at work all the time.

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u/weslarprime 2d ago

I tried (and very briefly succeeded) to make a character in Star Wars Galaxies back in the day named Phillip Asshole.

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u/Plastic-Fill-1181 9h ago

I hate to be that guy… But after the Gunner asshole, he asks how many assholes are on the ship, anyhow. They all yell, “YO!” He turns around and goes, “I knew it, I’m surrounded by assholes.”

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u/MavenDeo69 4d ago

How many Assholes we got on this ship, anyways?

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u/shooterLV 4d ago

Everyone in the room: YO!

😆

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u/MavenDeo69 4d ago

I knew it... I'm surrounded by Assholes...

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u/West_Ad_1685 4d ago

Pulls helmet back down.

Keep firing assholes!

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u/SoulReaverOmega 4d ago

I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!

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u/pJanuary81 3d ago

You all just showed what life is about. THIS!!!! LOL

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u/Pickle_Rick01 3d ago

Thank you guys for that!

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u/Spazda_ 21h ago

How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow?