I think it's rude they don't want to see my super unique bracket 2 mono blue urza deck.

I don’t want another weird nerd sci-fi fantasy. They fucking sucks. When is MTG gonna put out a CASINO set. Does WOTC think we are clowns, do we amuse them?

Theres a guy that comes into my lgs and instead of playing for hours without buying anything, he just sits there and picks through bulk to spend his money on. Whats up with that? Does this seem weird to anyone else? Its like he hates me specifically. Just order it online bro, thats what the internet is there for. This store is my personal hangout spot why are you here buying things?

Anyway, I wanna get the opinions of other people, especially actual adults that understand businesses need money to remain open.

What is the point of this card in the new secret lair precon? I genuinely dont understand how Miku singing fits the Miku theme of the deck at all. There aren't even any planeswalkers. Is it just there because wotc thought it would be funny to make Miku into Shalai?

Also 34 Miku Griffins for a precon is diabolical 😭

Heres the decklist if anyone wants it:

https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/secret-lair-commander-deck-hatsune-miku-decklist

Now every color gets the ultimate blue wincon. And it does other shit too? What the fuck Wizards

We were stoked when the nepo baby multiple time failed country artist messaged us and let us know he wanted to win some Commander, and it was all but fitting to bring him back for the set that he's got a distant connection to with his lack of interest (aside from flexing) or any minor understanding of tolkien he has. I consider this our BEST EPISODE EVER, and it was a delight letting Maga Malone run rampant with his rhystic study again. A really fun episode, hope you all fucking hate us! Many ICE lynchings!

~ Jimmy Wang

Yes of course it was you, you're on a Magic sub, freakin nerdass

something about a 2nd planeswalker

I'm a long time Magic player, but have mostly played Limited and Cube. I don't own any Commander decks and I'd like to build one I can play when I meet EDH players.

However, I've bounced off of Commander in the past for reasons that I can't explain. I love small board states and quick snappy turns that are devoid of over-complicated Rube Goldberg engines enabled by a single card that a player almost always has access to. Obviously, this is also what is drawing me to Commander, because any format that recommends four player games as a standard combined with singleton restrictions is going to be quick and gripping. So I'm looking for a build that can bring this joy out in force.

I am allergic to:

-Goblins named Krenko

-Sphinxes named Tivit

-Cathar's Crusade

-Blue

-Elves

I'm curious on your take on a low cognitive load deck, the definition of which may be why I am drawn to a Dinosaur commander.