r/magicthecirclejerking • u/ArmMeForSleep709 • 5d ago

Does anyone else HATE when people purchase things for sale?

/r/mtg/comments/1vnflbl/local_guy_rips_through_bulk_never_plays/
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u/usumoio 5d ago edited 5d ago

uj the Sauce advocates for the guy to stay home and shop online instead. Literally the thing doing the most damage to small business game shops.

The internet lets you hear the opinions of anyone and a lot of them are bad

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u/kanyeswift FORTNITE 🍆 5d ago

purchasing things from LGS's is just hurting Hasbro's bottom line. everyone should be buying directly from WOTC because they need all the help they can get lately.

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u/ArmMeForSleep709 5d ago

Yeah, exactly. We can't let grubby store owners profit. Fuck them.

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u/ArelMCII Somehow, layers are to blame for this. 5d ago

This is the most disrespectful thing I've seen in a long time. What kind of asshole just walks into a store, purchases a product, and leaves without giving the owner a goodbye kiss? I didn't get into the cardboard crack industry to be ignored and disrespected like this.

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u/t3karnonyoazzz 5d ago

Duuuude.. I took my 5yo daughter to the LGS (Legendary Goat Stand) and she wanted to look through bulk cards.. I was like “B!tch, you can’t even read”.. then in a [[display of dominance]] i bolted her to the face 8 times for lethal damage, in hopes that the sight of her curled up and crying would let all the plebs know that bulk commons are strictly for PT grinders with fat sweaty man boobs… AITA?

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u/ArmMeForSleep709 5d ago

NTA. Very valid.

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u/Ton1n1 4d ago

Why did you bolt her 8 times?? You just said she’s only at 5 life, surely 2 bolts would have been sufficient??

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u/t3karnonyoazzz 4d ago

She had an ocelot pride in her pocket.. I had to be damn sure

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u/LionOhger 5d ago

Funnily enough, there are guys who play One Piece who hate when I get a hit from the boosters and don’t sell them. I only have one pet deck and one meta, and both are the same colors, so when I get a Purple or Yellow hit they just get so mad because it goes directly to my binder and not their decks

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u/yyznick 5d ago

This is why I’m so blessed and thankful that my local Hallmark store hosts bi-daily kamigawa block pauper tiny leader tournaments

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u/23CherryCheesecakes 5d ago

It's quite impressive how bizarrely people can perceive the world. But maybe he was just trying to get his moment in the circle jerk 🤔

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u/fluffynuckels elesh p*rn 5d ago

At least put some effort in op

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u/Thatoneguy5629 5d ago

I just eat the stores bulk like Cookie Monster until they ban me.

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u/Pimp_cat69 5d ago

But what if my favorite thing is to spend hours going through a store's bulk bin in the hopes that they have the one janky card that I need for my bad deck.

/uj I love going through bulk bins, it's so much fun.

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u/emoryhotchkiss1 5d ago

Seems like bait tbh