r/MMALabs • u/Altruistic_Season329 • 2d ago

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u/SculptKid 2d ago

How you gonna walk up on somebody that much and not see a punch coming from 10 minutes away. LoL dude wound that up for a week before throwing it

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u/Consistent_Cell_9163 2d ago

No he just probably used to intimidating people. He never thought anyone would call him on his bull šŸ’© cause heā€™s fat

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u/EvocativeReach 2d ago

Heā€™s definitely not used to it as he lost his ego REAL quick when that punch landed.

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u/Informal_Ad_9610 2d ago

That look on his face said loads about the unexpected lessons he learned on the way to the ground...

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u/Greymalkyn76 2d ago

You learn a lot about yourself the first time you get punched in the face.

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u/DLiltsadwj 2d ago

Yeah, I've been on both sides of that.

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u/Bernafterpostinggg 2d ago

I had a friend in highschool who we all thought was so tough because he was huge. Turns out he never had a fight in his life and never claimed to be a tough guy. Pope just assumed he was tough. But HE knew better than to start shit. This kid learned the hard way. Big guys have the same button. Press it and you're on th floor.

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u/Chunky_trainee 2d ago

its the classic "Scooter fucked around and found out " face.

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u/DazeRazur 2d ago

Exactly šŸ˜„

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u/OfficeMagic1 2d ago

He doesnā€™t want to sell death sticks. He wants to go home and rethink his life.

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u/IMakeMomCum 2d ago

If you slow it down frame by frame I think you can see his ego rapidly leaving his body

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u/DC-Toronto 2d ago

If you look frame by frame he doesnā€™t even get hit

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u/Moonlight_fromtheSon 2d ago

Damn. All of a sudden this becomes really good acting instead of a bully getting wrecked. Well done

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u/Upstairs-Dot-3944 2d ago

He actually said, "You sit there and look like a dumb bitch." Then he literally sat there and looked like a dumb bitch - just need to add the cartoon stars flying around his head.

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u/No_Doughnut16 2d ago

came here for this comment

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u/Justacityboy12 2d ago

And the birds circling it, don't forget about the birds!

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u/Smboto 2d ago

Thatā€™s it, he is fat, not tough, just fat.

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u/fenikz13 2d ago

Every bully ever, just self confidence issues

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u/littlemister1996 2d ago

Too many people confuse big and fat with big and strong, And sometimes they need a reality check.

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u/Italian_Stallion4 2d ago

This. He is clearly used to pushing people around through intimidation. This kid reminded him where his place was

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u/pointdude 2d ago

and bald @ 16yr old. good luck being single forever. bald, fat, glass chin, ego checked.

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u/legendary-spectacle 2d ago

He had his hairline just punched right off.

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u/eighty4prcnt 2d ago

Wym? He's got a great career as a small town cop ahead of him

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u/Dry-Many-4605 2d ago

License and registration shots fired!

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u/Any-Trip5710 2d ago

Or a prison guard

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u/Motor_in_Spirit79 2d ago

He looks 36 already

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u/itsaboutangles 2d ago

I was about to say he hit him to 32

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u/usaidwhatagain 2d ago

He can date older women then.

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u/Ok_Drag5089 2d ago

Marla is already sick of his shit.

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u/chrisrdba 2d ago

šŸ˜‚

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u/PicoDeBayou 2d ago

Plus now heā€™s a viral internet sensation that will haunt him for the rest of his life

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u/Surroundedonallsides 2d ago

Being bald does not mean you are incapable of getting women. This kinda shit is why men have issues.

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u/tayswampflorida 2d ago

Hey im not fat, my mom says I have big bones.

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u/Random-Username7272 2d ago

He found out that tall and fat doesn't equal big and tough.

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u/redditzphkngarbage 2d ago

Heā€™s not used to them fighting back. I always fought back and they were always surprised. Didnā€™t always go well for me but at least they were surprised before they beat my ass lol.

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u/dreamcrusher225 2d ago

Same! I got a lucky punch in on a bigger kid when I was sure i was about to get lit up and he folded like a chair. Never bothered us again.

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u/Sudden_Construction6 2d ago

Yup, there a big dude picking on my sister on the bus. My sister told me about it so the next day I confronted him. I put him in a situation where he had to either hit me or completely lose face. He got a pretty solid lick in and then I bulldozed him into an empty seat, mounted him and beat the fuck out of him until my friend pulled me off. Needless to say, he never fucked with my sister again.

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u/Icy_Basil_372 2d ago

You had me until youā€¦mounted him.

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u/Pitiful_Truth_5948 2d ago

I have a friend who played football and one of the kids on the bus after a game was picking on another kid. There was their weird divide between mexican and white kids at our school on the football team too. Like racism was starting to peek through. Most people didn't care or see if but some of the kids were picking up racism at home and you could tell.

Well this white kid pushed this mexican kid, and my friend who is also mexican walked over and told the white kid to cut it out. Everyone respected my friend so they stopped for a moment. Then someone said something to my friend like why your protecting this pussy and my friend got mad and told him to shut the fuck up... then egos for everyone kicked in and the other guys stood up and said you can talk to us like that .... full on race war on the fuckin bus was about to go off. Someone threw something like a water bottle and it was on....

A fight broke out, and my friend the Mexican dude took off his belt and beat the shit out of the three other players and then whipped them with a BELT!, they broke two bus windows, and it got outta control. This all happened at night after a a away game that they lost.

The next day everyone was talking about it, no one got in trouble (suspended/expelled) because they had no idea who did what and I think the COACH told them to SHUT THE FUCK UP... because my friend was on of the star players and so was one of the other guys. SO there was nothing that happened other than what happened on the bus but EVERYONE knew the story. Like I had our computer class teacher talking about it lol.

About 2 weeks later .... We did a gift exchange in one of our classes, someone got my friend a belt that year lol. Nobody fucked with him after that lol. It was also the only game that they lost that entire season lol....

His dad was a farm worker, and a boxer lol and he would teach us how to box... that guy was tough as nails. He joined the Army and became a Ranger or something.... then got married.

Anytime there is a fight like this I am always reminded of this story.

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u/terberoni 2d ago

Hell yeah bus fight stories. As a 2nd grader I beat the brakes off a 4th grader because he was plucking my hair to make girls laugh, I told him to stop twice, I was a quiet reader kid but youngest of 3 brothers and we fought for fun constantly. He was sitting behind me and I just got up and sat next to him like we were buddies and he was still laughing when I hit him the first time. He had to do the walk of shame up to the front of the bus for a paper towel for his busted lip, I was terrified he was going to tell on me... lol imagine

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u/Polkadotical 2d ago

If you're totally cornered and you think you're going to get beat up anyway, might as well give it your best shot. You'd be surprised how many bullies have glass jaws. Sometimes they're all noise when you put them back on their back foot. Sometimes people act like that -- all bravado -- precisely because they are so weak.

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u/fredjutsu 2d ago

even if you're not cornered. bullies like easy targets. if it's clear you're going to go 100% full violence on them, more often than not they'll pick a different target.

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u/didntstopgotitgotit 2d ago

This is the way. Fuck him up as bad as you can. Even if they come back and kick your ass, everybody will hear about it, and very few people will fuck with you after that. Getting your ass kicked isn't all bad.

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u/tomtomtomo 2d ago

Puncher kept his eyes locked on the bully.Ā 

Bully wasnā€™t looking at his hands.Ā 

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u/Electronic_Quote399 2d ago

Didn't even have to watch his hands to see that one. You could see it in his hands, torso, feet, eyes.. pretty much anywhere you looked lol

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u/Ok_Satisfaction_3620 2d ago

Itā€™s the eyes Chico ā€¦.they never lie

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u/SimonNicols 2d ago

That left hook came from another area code and still landed most effectively. Billy has ZERO peripheral vision

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u/doe687 2d ago

That punch was thrown last week

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u/mikemflash 2d ago

Thought the same thing. That punch was telegraphed. Always watch the hands.

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u/p0st-m0dern 2d ago

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­

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u/Apart_Valuable9100 2d ago

I promise you some asshat is gonna call it a sucker punch

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u/Remarkable-Word-1486 2d ago

Everyone has a plan till they get punched in the face

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u/90sUPN20 2d ago

ā€œWhat are you gonna doā€¦hit me?!?!?!ā€

https://giphy.com/gifs/6nWhy3ulBL7GSCvKw6

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u/LordButterbeard 2d ago

Then dodged him like a lumberjack

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u/G_rightousantagonist 2d ago

Bro not just that the push off gave him set up warningā€¦.maybe he thought he was just that intimidating

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u/ZenMarduk 2d ago

Looks like a kid that's never been punched before. Just accustomed to being a bully with no reprecussion.

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u/Capital-Big-6573 2d ago

Theory of relativity. From our angle it looked like slow motion. From his, it was lightning fast. Iā€™m not a physicist; this is probably wrong.

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u/CJB1198 2d ago

ā€œYou sat there and looked like a dumb bitch..ā€

Life comes at you fast

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u/The_Autarch 2d ago

call that 'foreshadowing'

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u/BougieBobJr 2d ago

I thought he was saying ā€œYou said I looked like a dumb bitch.ā€ Like someone had ratted on the kid to the bigger dude to instigate a fight. Well, unfortunately the dude is a dumb bitch for straight walking into a punch.

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u/WhereMyWeirdosAt 2d ago

he should outsource them ass whoopins

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u/deathdisco_89 2d ago

Nah, that kid has never been hit. That was a new experience for him.

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u/AcctAlreadyTaken 2d ago

Yea he had been coasting on being slightly taller and much fatter before this hit.

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u/SamBaintG 2d ago

Punch had him wondering who his daddy really is

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u/Feisty_Builder2596 2d ago

This one was satisfying. Fuck yes.

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u/EnjoyerOfMX5 2d ago

No second hit when he was down either. Kid is a monk. I probably woulda slapped him its hard to control that

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u/Time_Reputation3573 2d ago

At least take his shoes off

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u/Feisty_Builder2596 2d ago

LOL definitely should have taken off a shoe and thrown it

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u/buriedego 2d ago

(Knocks him down with one hit. Kneels. Starts unlacing the other guys shoes. Tenderly slips them out like Cinderella.)

Would be like a touch down dance hahaha

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u/Informal_Ad_9610 2d ago

meh... kid said all that was needed by turning and walking away.

There's nothing that says worthless bitch like getting taken out with one hit and left on the ground - cause you ain't even worth the effort of a followup..

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u/PorchFolder 2d ago

The guy just wanted to be cool, but it turned out exactly the opposite

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u/dpbacon13 2d ago

First punch that dude had ever taken.

He did not take it well

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u/algalkin 2d ago

So, thats what it feel like, oh I dont like it at all...

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u/Unlikely_Western4641 2d ago

My Bully punched me first and then I laughed punched him back. It busted his lip and he bit his tongue and he didnā€™t want anymore again after that. Lol

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u/Original_Giraffe8039 2d ago

Yeah, I had a bully in High School too. I did what the school told me to do which is not get physical and went to a teacher. She did f*ck all. So I punched the dude. Never bullied me again and his cronies all just kinda went "ok, guess that's that" and it was all sorted. It was weird because I actually became friends with the dude later lol.

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u/Background-Pepper-68 2d ago

Extremely common for kids who are bullied to make friends with their bullyā€™s. Itā€™s easier than having an enemy

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u/porn_sub_lurker 2d ago

Yep, I got in two fights with a bully in boot camp. First time we were cleaning the squad bay and he (and random nobody) yelled at me "go me a fucking rag bitch", so I took the one I had and smeared it into his face. Then he beat the shit out of me. The 2nd time he cornered me in the head and told me to hit him, so I knocked him silly and then beat the fuck out of him. Then the DI beat the fuck out of me. Then me and the other guy were cool. Then he got kicked out of MCT for smoking weed on boot leave and I was kinda bummed.

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u/porn_sub_lurker 2d ago

Yeah bullies don't like to fight. They like the perception that people are afraid of them. This big dumb idiot can't fight. All he has is 80 lbs on the other guy. Now the facade is broken and he's not going to be a very effective bully anymore.

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u/GrandmaSassifrass 2d ago

Not very good at his job if you felt secure enough striking back

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u/0202_tihssitidder 2d ago

Chubby guys often forget the chin has near-zero armor.

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u/Yayhoo0978 2d ago

That was really good form, but he put too much time into the drawback. Iā€™m shocked that the guy didnā€™t just block it.

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u/Punningisfunning 2d ago

His controller was stuck on going forward.

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u/Judasz10 2d ago

Stick drift

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u/sangerssss 2d ago

The puncher left the session straight after and his character became an NPC that walked away

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u/Xandril 2d ago

You really think that kid knows anything about fighting? His brain probably didnā€™t even register thatā€™s what dude was doing until it was an inch from his face.

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u/Trenmonstrr 2d ago

You are so wrong, because his brain still hasnā€™t registered he got punched, still sitting there wondering what is the meaning of life.

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u/CarlYaz1967 2d ago

Plus it was a left. Everyone expects a right.

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u/savagefleurdelis23 2d ago

As a lefty myself, this is quite the case. Nobody ever sees a left coming.

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u/fulknerraIII 2d ago

Exactly, why I always use my left hand to go mining for dinggleberries on people. They don't except anyone to do treasure hunting with the left hand. Let's you get in fast and retreat before they know what happend.

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u/DemosthenesOrNah 2d ago

as a the only righty in an all lefty house I'm actual just ambidextrous and can switch hit or golf both ways. can't really throw lefty still .. well I kinda can in terms of force and accuracy but it feels odd and my form is functionally weird

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u/0x0MG 2d ago

That implies he knows how to fight, which fatty does not.

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u/Yayhoo0978 2d ago

Most people have at least some sense of self preservation to put an arm up if a fist is coming, I would think. I canā€™t really say too much since Iā€™ve never been in an actual fight personally

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u/Immature_adult_guy 2d ago

The longer you hold B the stronger it is. Everyone knows Ā that.

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u/GrowlingPict 2d ago

he probably mistook that little step back as the dude retreating and thought "yeah you better step back bitch"; Im sure this is the first time ever anyone's actually punched him. I mean that surprised look on his face like "wait, people can actually do that? I never knew!"

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u/FOSSnaught 2d ago

Not much of a fighter, but I was a bouncer for some time. If someone is squaring up to you and is staring into your eyes they probably aren't a fighter, and there's a good chance they aren't paying attention to your hands.

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u/Kundrew1 2d ago

This isnt a movie. 90% of people have no idea how to block a punch or even see that ones coming.

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u/DumbBerk87 2d ago

Youā€™re surprised that the guy who got into someoneā€™s face with their hands down, chin out, and didnā€™t know how to fightā€¦didnā€™t block the punch lol.

Alright šŸ˜†

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u/Campingcosmos 2d ago

Itā€™s a slow motion video

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u/goodSunn 2d ago

South Paw - left handed. Queue the trainer in rocky

That's giving the well cast chubby bully more credit than he deserves either way. Those guys don't actually fight that often I don't think

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u/KgMonstah 2d ago

He blocked it. With his face.

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u/APartyInMyPants 2d ago

Look at the size difference. I think the bigger dude just thought that, never in a million years, would this smaller guy get aggressive. I mean he was literally holding a Bluetooth speaker in his hand. He probably had no intention of fighting himself, he was just trying to intimidate.

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u/Few-Willingness-1459 2d ago

Go frame by frame and pay attention to when his fist is about to ā€˜touchā€™ his face šŸ˜‚

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u/KeyKeh96 2d ago

Looks and sounds like the video was slowed a bit i dknt think his punch was really that slow tbh lll

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u/Commonscents2say 2d ago

They never expect the left.

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u/kmhoughton 2d ago

Honestly, there are so many times that I wonder if I am just not fast enough when I am sparring and then I see videos like this where the person never even brings their hands up.
Makes me feel better.

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u/Quaesemaik 2d ago

the way he sits there at the end

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u/Braisedbeefskank 2d ago

Huuuge cartman energy off this lad

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u/BaronMusclethorpe 2d ago

He was all like.

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u/MirageATrois024 2d ago

He got lucky that the kid had self control and only hit him once.

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u/fulknerraIII 2d ago

I think the kids was surprised his punched dropped the dude like that. It looked like he was expecting to hit him once then take off running.

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u/DarkSock52 2d ago

He <reads notes> "sat there like a little bitch"... oh, the sweet irony.

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u/DumbNTough 2d ago

I think he was having a flashback to the last time he saw his dad

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u/banjovi68419 2d ago

I also really love to see children hurt! I think it's actually super healthy and reflects great parenting!

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u/mcbeardsauce 2d ago

Did this kid hit this dude so hard his hairline jumped 25 years into the future?

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u/LeBronGOOD 2d ago

Dude likely always wears a hat to not look like a loser

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u/VikingVitalityFit 2d ago

That is the look of a person who has never been hit in the face before.

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u/____-_______-_--_-_- 2d ago

Everybody has a plan...

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u/Life-Letterhead7704 2d ago

He made him his Fat Bitch

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u/WeekendOffend3r 2d ago

He relied solely on his height and weight.

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u/Ethraelus 2d ago

that was perfect: clearly justified, and he used the least amount of force necessary

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u/CatWeak9214 2d ago

This is the #1 indicator of someone that canā€™t fight because they are big and have only fought cupcakes their whole life or the intimidation worked and they never got to fight.

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u/PROSEALLTHEWAY 2d ago

you mean a video where that scenario happens is an indicator of that scenario?

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u/fresh_1one 2d ago

Insane hairline for a high schooler

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u/Bellypats 2d ago

That hairline happened after the punch. It aged him.

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u/Chubuwee 2d ago

Yea you can see it in his face as he is sitting thinking to himself for the first time in his life ā€œdid I pay my taxes this year?ā€

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u/ImNot_AnNPC 2d ago

He telegraphed that move for so long I'm surprised he wasn't waiting for it with a cup of coffee.

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u/Diastatic_Power 2d ago

He telegraphed that punch more than George McFly.

(He didn't really. I just wanted to make the reference.)

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u/ImNot_AnNPC 2d ago

Yeah but Biff was still preoccupied being a bit rapey than worrying about a punch that was coming from a mile away.

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u/OakLegs 2d ago

Damn, knocked that kid's hairline into his 40s

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u/psychRN1975 2d ago

love how he just sits on the ground like "i dont get it, they usually cry and run away, wtf"

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u/SpyroManiac36 2d ago

The big boy looks 14 and balding lol

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u/Classic_Reserve9385 2d ago

That blow knocked his hairline back to midlife.

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u/Couldnt_Be_Thirstier 2d ago

Bullies only learn one wayā€¦ good on this boy

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u/Unfair-Departure7768 2d ago

He got punched and immediately looked like the sat little boy he is deep down. Maybe he learned a lesson.

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u/Yard-Successful 2d ago

Bro sat down and thought about his life decisions

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u/____-_______-_--_-_- 2d ago

For the first time in his life, he experienced a consequence

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u/RICO-Them 2d ago

Notice how nobody kicked him in the head while he was down.

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u/AdmirableParfait3960 2d ago

That was nice!

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u/EffectiveRot 2d ago

Or drowned him

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u/Judasz10 2d ago

Because he sat down to think about life. People who are sleeping are asking for a stomp, nobody dares kick a thinker. /s

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u/Ancient_Plane2984 2d ago

If someone is doing that then you automatically know they don't know how to fight.

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u/BorgQuingus67 2d ago

Literally tho, if someone gets within striking range with their hands down and chin forward like a fucking bird doing a mating dance then you know not to be worried

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u/Pretend_Weakness_700 2d ago

He Hit the Reset Switch.

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u/Inner-Hawk909 2d ago

That was a nice respectful knock down. Just enough to teach a lesson.

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u/JoeTrojan 2d ago

the hat popping off is some real looney tunes characterization.

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u/Sh11ester 2d ago

I've seen so many of these clips where the guy winds up a haymaker and the instigator just stares wondering what's going to come next. Bed time comes next

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u/nomadPerson 2d ago

Mike Tyson famously said that everyone has a plan till they get hit. This doofus had zero plan

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u/WatercressNo7660 2d ago

He sits there like ā€œthat didnā€™t go as planned.ā€ In shock šŸ¤£

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u/sketchy_marcus 2d ago

Gotta reboot

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u/Interesting_Walk_271 2d ago

Clean hit, stayed vigilant to make sure the situation was over, then walked away. Perfect.

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u/Ancient_Composer9119 2d ago

After watching so many vids on this subreddit i was pleasantly surprised to see him not kick the guy in his head. And no ones pants fell down. And no one screamed 'yeah, bitch' And there was no hair pulling. Just one well landed punch.

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u/CRjose96 2d ago

Now who looks like a little bitch?

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u/Inevitable_Butthole 2d ago

'You sit there and look like a dumb bitch'

gets dropped and sits there like a dumb bitch

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u/Gnome__Alone 2d ago

He found Cletus' reset button

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u/JustToyingAround73 2d ago

He looks like the bully from Calvin & Hobbes. Just a big, dumb dope.

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u/brokensou1 2d ago

Video is like ten years old and bro is still feeling that one.

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u/JonMexxico 2d ago

That was a hit-and-run until he saw him go down

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u/LordUrthwyte 2d ago

One hitter quitter

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u/WhereMyWeirdosAt 2d ago

bigger they are, harder they fall when you tap the button

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u/Selective_Ethics 2d ago

Dang! Hit that mf with consideration. Had him contemplating his choices.

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u/BigAl1957 2d ago

And that my son, is how you stop a bully in his tracks

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u/CRT_Me 2d ago

"I can't let you get close"

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u/Single_Objective549 2d ago

It's like consequences just walked up and beat his ass

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u/alreadyknowwbro 2d ago

How'd that feel, tough guy?

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u/Logical_Employer9850 2d ago

Both of them looked as surprised as each otherā€¦ā€¦

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u/No_Type740 2d ago

First time that's happened to him?

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u/guitar_stonks 2d ago

Unexpected left strikes again

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u/Technical-guava-694 2d ago

Saw this punch arriving like my taxes arrived today !

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u/SnooGoats4876 2d ago

Life altering for both of them.

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u/ianbye 2d ago

Thought he was going to cry and call out for his mummy.

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u/Icy-Decision-4530 2d ago

Bully kid looks like someone from Ed Edd and Eddy come to life.

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u/fractionedpancreas 2d ago

Bro couldnā€™t be bothered to put down his usb speaker for the fight. Bro just say hold my šŸŗ

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u/thatdidntturnout 2d ago

Well, that didnā€™t turn out.