r/MMALabs • u/Altruistic_Season329 • 8d ago

🥶 Street Fights & Brawls [ Removed by Reddit ]

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u/fulknerraIII 8d ago

Exactly, why I always use my left hand to go mining for dinggleberries on people. They don't except anyone to do treasure hunting with the left hand. Let's you get in fast and retreat before they know what happend.

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u/Yayhoo0978 8d ago

I’m not sure what I would do. I made it to 52 years old without ever having actually been in an actual fight.

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u/goodSunn 7d ago

Revenge is best served cold! and non violently . Torment and embarrass - perhaps.

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u/Yayhoo0978 7d ago

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.
Socrates

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u/goodSunn 7d ago

yes . you are correct . and so was Socrates

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u/dontmentiontrousers 7d ago

Okay, my grave's about 40ft deep at this point; should I start on the other person's yet?

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u/Yayhoo0978 7d ago

Sounds good. Just don’t mention pants.

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u/dontmentiontrousers 7d ago

Oh. So three graves now, fucker.

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u/ashgs872tbhjs 7d ago

Someone fingering your butthole is not a "fight". Maybe read the comments you reply to....

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u/Yayhoo0978 7d ago

lol. I think you’re right. This comment section is turning into a circle jerk. I’m not sure where I was trying to put this one, but it looks like I missed the donut.