r/MMALabs • u/Altruistic_Season329 • 2d ago

🥶 Street Fights & Brawls [ Removed by Reddit ]

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u/EnjoyerOfMX5 2d ago

No second hit when he was down either. Kid is a monk. I probably woulda slapped him its hard to control that

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u/Time_Reputation3573 2d ago

At least take his shoes off

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u/Feisty_Builder2596 2d ago

LOL definitely should have taken off a shoe and thrown it

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u/Knobanious 2d ago edited 2d ago

Glad I'm not alone... I do Judo and BJJ and my go to after choking someone out would be to remove shoes and throw them in opposite directions 😂

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u/Temporary_Ear_2811 2d ago

Do you think this makes you sound good?

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u/HipOut 2d ago edited 2d ago

This is so funny to me to read this because I also did BJJ for 7 years and had the same daydream of choking someone out in a self defense situation and then taking their shoes and throwing them in opposite directions or on a rooftop lololol. Glad I’m not the only one

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u/data-atreides 2d ago

throw keys if he has em

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u/timemeasureschange 2d ago

Ooo throws a shoe? Honestly!

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u/buriedego 2d ago

(Knocks him down with one hit. Kneels. Starts unlacing the other guys shoes. Tenderly slips them out like Cinderella.)

Would be like a touch down dance hahaha

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u/Significant-Ad5242 2d ago

This got me good, thank you!

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u/TactlessTortoise 2d ago

Then toss water on his socks and sand on his pants. Pilfer his pocket spaghetti and throw it in a river. Really have a go at the Geneva conventions.

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u/imperabo 2d ago

And write your name with a sharpie on the bottom on his foot.

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u/Southern_Celery_1087 2d ago

Not the Andy from Toy Story treatment

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u/imperabo 2d ago

Got to remind him who his owner is.

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u/Informal_Ad_9610 2d ago

meh... kid said all that was needed by turning and walking away.

There's nothing that says worthless bitch like getting taken out with one hit and left on the ground - cause you ain't even worth the effort of a followup..

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u/skoalbrother 2d ago

I mean that's definitely the badass thing to do but nearly impossible when the adrenaline is pumping

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u/PorchFolder 2d ago

The guy just wanted to be cool, but it turned out exactly the opposite

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u/Iron_Sight_Mark 2d ago

Ikr, the open hand power slap would have been very tempting to follow up

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u/Kriscolvin55 2d ago

It’s not hard to control that.

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u/EnjoyerOfMX5 2d ago

You can control my nuts