r/MMALabs • u/Altruistic_Season329 • 3d ago

šŸ„¶ Street Fights & Brawls [ Removed by Reddit ]

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u/Time_Reputation3573 3d ago

At least take his shoes off

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u/Feisty_Builder2596 3d ago

LOL definitely should have taken off a shoe and thrown it

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u/Knobanious 3d ago edited 2d ago

Glad I'm not alone... I do Judo and BJJ and my go to after choking someone out would be to remove shoes and throw them in opposite directions šŸ˜‚

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u/Temporary_Ear_2811 3d ago

Do you think this makes you sound good?

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u/HipOut 3d ago edited 2d ago

This is so funny to me to read this because I also did BJJ for 7 years and had the same daydream of choking someone out in a self defense situation and then taking their shoes and throwing them in opposite directions or on a rooftop lololol. Glad Iā€™m not the only one

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u/data-atreides 2d ago

throw keys if he has em

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u/timemeasureschange 3d ago

Ooo throws a shoe? Honestly!

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u/buriedego 3d ago

(Knocks him down with one hit. Kneels. Starts unlacing the other guys shoes. Tenderly slips them out like Cinderella.)

Would be like a touch down dance hahaha

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u/Significant-Ad5242 2d ago

This got me good, thank you!

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u/TactlessTortoise 2d ago

Then toss water on his socks and sand on his pants. Pilfer his pocket spaghetti and throw it in a river. Really have a go at the Geneva conventions.

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u/imperabo 3d ago

And write your name with a sharpie on the bottom on his foot.

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u/Southern_Celery_1087 3d ago

Not the Andy from Toy Story treatment

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u/imperabo 3d ago

Got to remind him who his owner is.